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Would you stay or leave?

http://www.clipjunkie.com/Balls-of-...er-vid1050.html

What would you do in such a situation.

fuck them legs straight.

A mate of mine took a bird home one time, when they were about to get in bed she took off her wooden leg, freaked him right out.He didn't have a clue up to that point.

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When your in a hole put down the shovel.

another likely "my friend" story...so was her name peg?

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looter n. : someone who takes spoils or plunder (as in war) [syn: plunderer, pillager, spoiler, despoiler, raider, freebooter]

No its not likely, its completely true geezers name is John he was the head of CAMRA in our area for a number of years.

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"A friend" of mine (***stares at Looter***)

claims he once took home a girl that had one of those special shoes. The ones that make up for a length difference between two legs. The Frankenstein shoes, but on one foot only.

Fuck that, I've seen some hot amputees in the street lately. Had a cig with one at the university a few months back. Watched as she lit the cig she bummed off me with a missing hand and matches.

I was too fascinated to help, so didn't offer.

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Originally posted by LOLobo
...she bummed off me...

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Originally posted by ZootedLooter
another likely "my friend" story...so was her name peg?

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maybe she was chinese...thatd make her Irene

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zooted adj : 1. under influence of drugs: relaxed, excited, or euphoric from taking illegal drugs, especially marijuana ( slang ) 2. intoxicated: very intoxicated ( informal )
looter n. : someone who takes spoils or plunder (as in war) [syn: plunderer, pillager, spoiler, despoiler, raider, freebooter]

my ex sister in law had one foot was a size 6 (US) and the other a 9 (US)... i think one hand had longer fingers too... definitely woulda hit it though.

as for leg girl there, yeah, i'd have taken her home.

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Originally posted by Dwaggy
Thats alot of words for someone that sells DVDs out of the back of a truck

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He finishes the beer before he leaves. At least he could get more drunk and stay :P

Like a Russian saying: "There is no ugly women, only not enough vodka"

I'd have got her number and rang her at the end of the night if I hadn't found a fully functional bird.

i consider pity fucks good deeds. nothing like puttin away some good karma for a rainy day.

I wouldn't bat an eyelid, at least that bitch doesn't drool... Unlike most of my ex's.

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Is anyone watching The One Show right now? I'm pissing myself watching these hairy women.

Do, you get this one home and realise she has a hairy chest: stay or leave?

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Originally posted by Fuckmonkey
Is anyone watching The One Show right now? I'm pissing myself watching these hairy women.

Do, you get this one home and realise she has a hairy chest: stay or leave?

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tbh id have thought i hit the jackpot she wouldnt be able to escape perfect night out tbh

after a six pack