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first ten posts
i see this message that pops up during the first ten posts rule. Problem is, it only flashes it on a broadband conection. maybe it could be slowed down a bit for the user to read....i had to print screen in a fast way to catch this one
i know, this message is in faq, but it also shows during the post, and its there for a reason....but its useless if there's no time to read it
:: can't slow it down, and if we could it would get annoying. its generally not down to connection speed how long it displays for anyway, it took the same amount of time on my 10mbit as it does on my 33k6. people just need to work it out for themselves
its talked about on the board enough.. -pHo.
hmm... my shitty cable can post it long enough for me to read it, actually, the second i'm done it changes pages...consparcy anyone...?
Yeah, I'm about 26K from home, and it works fine for me ...
http://www.vcdquality.com/forum/sho...&threadid=13229
Re: first ten posts
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Originally posted by Gitty Up
i see this message that pops up during the first ten posts rule. Problem is, it only flashes it on a broadband conection. maybe it could be slowed down a bit for the user to read....i had to print screen in a fast way to catch this one
i know, this message is in faq, but it also shows during the post, and its there for a reason....but its useless if there's no time to read it
:: can't slow it down, and if we could it would get annoying. its generally not down to connection speed how long it displays for anyway, it took the same amount of time on my 10mbit as it does on my 33k6. people just need to work it out for themselvesits talked about on the board enough.. -pHo.
Or even better but more difficult, someone would alter the script to be shown *statically* to first ten posts and for the rest of us not shown at all.
huh?? I get that message....and look at how many posts I have?? 
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Re: Re: first ten posts
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Originally posted by fateswarm
Some people would do that in a minute.
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Originally posted by pHo
well obviously not you, because this entire site is written in PHP , not HTML.
also, i already stated, im not slowing it down just for the newbies, screw'em.
Re: Re: Re: Re: first ten posts
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Originally posted by fateswarm
yes, I meant the particular point of the language that is written - in this case php -
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Originally posted by CWS
no what you meant is you dont know WTF your talking about. you have presented it as some easy task "that some webmasters would do in a minute" or something close to that. well you could not even READ the scripting it would take to do that in one minute let alone write it.
here is a fucking clue! every message sent has to be stored in a database later so it can be found so peeps can recall it. this actually requires TIME. now this amount of time is normally very small, however, when you have a LARGE site with LOTS of users it is possible for that to actually amount to a couple of seconds. while that is happening the redirect shows up to alert you to this fact so morons dont hit the send button over and over and over continuing to slow the system down with dupe messages.
now when you have 4 to 50 newbies a day signing up and not reading a damn thing about the site saying stupid assed things like "i clicked on every link and i still can not download X movie, where are the files" you have to do SOMETHING to alert them to some of the BASIC ideas behind the site. since that stupid ass does not know a thing about how things work, when the post does not show up, they type it ALL over agian and send it one more time.
they actually took the effort to tell the newbie the post was NOT going to show up untill it had been checked by a moderator to be sure it was compliant with the laws of the gov and the rules of the site which most newbies never read. they did it as a friendly notice and to reduce the workload on the mods reviewing 100 messages a day, each of which had to be opened by the mod, taking a VOLUNTEERS time to review it. when the mod saw the same text as the last message they had to do TWICE the work.
they do such things around here because they try to be friendly and nice. i dont. if i was a mod i would see the dupe post and just say they are too fucking stupid to activly participate in the site and delete the user. hence i will never be a mod around here lol.
now to clear it up ONE more time, the redirect must exist, the message is quite effective for the purpose it serves and to have a seperate message for folks is not only pointless it is by no means an easy fix and there flat out is no fucking reason at all to do it, or bitch about it for that matter.
the mods have plenty of work dealing with issues that pain in the ass peeps like me bring up and argue loudly without having to read whining post because some user does not like what a required redirect page says!
YO pHo, could you make my redirect page say "wow, you got a really nice rack and a great ass" cause my self esteeme seems to be drifting lately.
have fun,
renee
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: first ten posts
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Originally posted by fateswarm
Problem is, both you and pHo, assume that I want to convince you *I* know how to do it, when I meant I know certain people that could do it in a minute.
"Some people would do it in a minute" is different from "I would do it in a minute" don't you think?
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Originally posted by CWS
look fartstorm,
number one, you missed the point of the entire rant. NO ONE can do it in a minute moron it takes more than 200 words to get it done and aint met anyone typing near that rate. so infact you dont know anyone who could do it in a minute so hush.
number two was god damn fucking simple, there is no reason at all to do it, infact there is a good reason for it to remain as it is so why dont ya get off it and stfu.
dont know about pHo but the only thing you have convinced me of is your inability to grasp some pretty simple shit and realize the site dont give a fuck if you dont like the newbie announcement system, it has a purpose your simple mind can not seem to comprehend.
a silent man might be thought a fool, when he speaks he may damn well prove it.
renee
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Originally posted by fateswarm
The forum has a bug, and that is it announces to all 10+ posters the restrictions to 10- posters.
Convincing me for the opposite is convincing me of your stupid stubbornness.
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: first ten posts
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Originally posted by fateswarm
The forum has a bug, and that is it announces to all 10+ posters the restrictions to 10- posters.
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Thank you for posting! You will now be taken to your post. If the administrator has selected to moderate all posts in this forum, you will be taken back to the forum and your post will be displayed presently. If you opted to post a poll, you will now be allowed to do so.

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hell cx you know me, i am easy. as soon as he stops acting like an mor.. ill stop tellin him he is one.
ill be nice for a post or two.
1900 post later and we got nan a nan a boo boo from moviegod lol!
edit: btw cx if you read whole thread...which i hope you did not bother with, it was a pretty nice explanation the first time that should have cleared it up. as usual i get worse with time so ill take the blame for this one.
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yeah well i know i am a pain in the ass!
Have you ever noticed I have ulterior motives to my hidden agenda?
cws, yes I did read the whole thread, that is the only thing I wanted to cover tho, the rest I believe you covered in a clear but not so nice way, and yes this guy has been "complaining" about a lot since he has showed up, but I find the thread about too many sticky's funny to be honest, that was a nice 5 minute laugh. but you know, not everyone accepts what is being done and unforunately if they don't like it, they can shove their idealisms straight up their ass and use it for a colonic irrigation
but you know /me shrugs
oh yea, /me sprays moviegod with that "foam string stuff in a can" take that 
/me shrugs
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That's what I always do on the inet. I show up, complain about the things that automatically make me say "hey, that could be better", some people believe me, some others make me undestand what I don't undestand, and some others call me a troll and an idiot. The first two I like, the third case I hate and flame.
After a while, I calm down or leave.
edit: or rarely: I get banned mouahahaha
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Originally posted by fateswarm
That's what I always do on the inet. I show up, complain about the things that automatically make me say "hey, that could be better", some people believe me, some others make me undestand what I don't undestand, and some others call me a troll and an idiot. The first two I like, the third case I hate and flame.
After a while, I calm down or leave.
edit: or rarely: I get banned mouahahaha
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yeah well i know i am a pain in the ass!
Have you ever noticed I have ulterior motives to my hidden agenda?
am I banned? test test test
edit: ah, ok
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Originally posted by CWS
well i tried to do the second one and then did the third. the only reason you get banned is because of the second in which case you never worry about reprocussions of the third.
in the end, i felt the conversion to fartswarm was creaative and hillarious. its effect has been recieved and its value now diminished. i will discontinue disrespecting you in that manner but will maintain i found it quite humorous.
perhaps at some point in time you will set up your own board and make all the changes you desire. when you do, give me a hollar and i will come and demonstrate how those weaknesses are quite undesirable. (evil grin)
have fun,
renee
ps lol i never called you a troll. as a troll i tend to set some pretty high standards for that and it requires a bit more than a few post with complaints, justified or not>
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Originally posted by fateswarm
The site overally is well made in my opinion, can't complaint about it a lot, and when I/some people do it's for little things that could be better and if they won't change no big deal.
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