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Posted by ZootedLooter on 03-28-2008 04:18 AM:

My Kaspersky is Kunted

its blocking almost everyfuckin thing......i cant even see that look alike pic of zoidy and thats hosted at fucking kidsworld.com

its set at the middle(recomended) setting....why should i have to add random sites to my trusted to see them?

i fuckin hate computers

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Posted by ZootedLooter on 03-28-2008 04:34 AM:

its out of fuckin control

Posted by LOLobo on 03-28-2008 09:20 AM:

Maybe it's fucking with your dsl connection (your other thread).

Posted by Neversoft on 03-28-2008 05:04 PM:

Why do you need all that shit? Are you trying to prevent yourself from browsing for porn? It doesn't make you go blind, despite what your Mum said.

Uninstall that shit and install Comodo Firewall and Antivirus and you're rockin' n rollin'

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Posted by ZootedLooter on 03-30-2008 12:09 AM:

its a fuckin conspiracy!

explain this >

Posted by yoshy on 03-30-2008 12:18 AM:

Have you re-installed it?

captain obvious loves you Zooter

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Posted by ZootedLooter on 03-30-2008 12:28 AM:

good morning dingo breath...pour me a vbitter

i took Softys advice and uninstalled kapersky... i installed comodo instead....but even though its running....windows isnt recognizing it?

my luck = if it was raining pussy id get hit with a cock

:::::not to mention that comodo called mirc.exe a virus and deleted it....what am i gonna do on a sat night now?

Posted by LOLobo on 03-30-2008 11:42 AM:

xchat for windows

or better yet irssi!!!

Posted by ZootedLooter on 03-30-2008 01:29 PM:

ill worry about irc chat after i work out the kinks with the antivirus

windows security center has an option to self moniter an antivirus program....is it possible that because comodo is in beta it doesnt recognize it?....i cant find the latest stable version...i am using ver 2.0 beta

without dling a virus how can i tell if comodo is working properly?....funny to say this but this is the only place i trust right now without an antivirus

wheres softy and chromedome when you need them?

Posted by ZootedLooter on 03-30-2008 01:58 PM:

and thanx for the advice captain oblivious....i took it just to rule it out and heres my advice for you.....

go crawl back into the bush and find a bone for your nose

Posted by lmao2k on 03-30-2008 02:52 PM:

Download the zip file from here and unzip it. Your virus software should detect it as the test virus. Also i'm sure to can change a setting in the secuirty center about how it alerts you. Just tell it to not tell you about no antivirus being present if that test file you unzipped triggers your AV.

Hope that helps!

Posted by ZootedLooter on 03-30-2008 03:32 PM:

thanx lmao2k

i went to the eicar website and grabbed 2 versions of the file...i unzipped and opened the eicar.com file....comodo warned me not to open it...(it wasnt on my known files list or something)....but after i overrode the warning it did not detect a virus....

i dare someone to try and take my King Dong Krown

Posted by LOLobo on 03-30-2008 09:26 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by ZootedLooter
i dare someone to try and take my King Dong Krown

They'd have to presently reside in Ohio.

Posted by ZootedLooter on 03-31-2008 03:14 AM:

woohoo

i am now running a licenced version of eset nod32 untill 2050

i love the internet

Posted by ZootedLooter on 03-31-2008 10:31 PM:

kapersky mustve kunted my konnection too....cause that problem is solved too.....

kaperski kaputski

Posted by Neversoft on 04-01-2008 03:49 PM:

FWIW, Windows doesn't recognise Comodo and numerous other GOOD AV programs. In fact, from what I can see it only recognises the biggest, bulkiest shitfested AV programs - presumably the ones that suck the most Microsoft cock

Having said that though, the Defence+ opiton in Comodo Firewall is waaaaay tooo picky and a pain to get configured correctly... But I'm not a dong so I just turned that bit off

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Posted by baha on 04-01-2008 04:26 PM:

One question: was your kaspersky legit...or borrowed from the interwebby?

I pay/paid for 3 pieces of software: agnitum outpost, kaspersky, and Windows (but that came pre-installed, although I went from Vista home to Vista Ultimate, so I guess it counts as paid for). Have recommended kaspersky to at least 10 different people that have installed it, 3 legitimately, the other 7 on borrowed interwebby versions. The 3 that paid (and myself) have never had issues (and I've been on kaspersky across win2k, xp, and now vista over the last 6 years); 6 of the 7 that have had a borrowed version have lost connectivity and had issues and come back to me (and the 7th person I've lost contact with).

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Posted by ZootedLooter on 04-01-2008 11:00 PM:

^^^^
i am a crack addict....i dont even pay for the newreaders that help me loot everything

Posted by monty23 on 04-12-2008 08:31 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by ZootedLooter
^^^^
i am a crack addict....i dont even pay for the newreaders that help me loot everything

lol, can i use that as my sig?

Posted by punzada on 04-12-2008 11:26 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by LOLobo
xchat for windows

or better yet irssi!!!

I need to both agree and slap the shit out of LOLobo the same time with this post.

xchat is fantastic, don't use the silverex windows build, use this one: http://www.zerostress.org/dls/ (the site makes him look like a mutter, but the silverex build has a bad tray icon module)

Now LOLobo, only people that touch small boys in bad places recommend irssi, even if you're only going to one network with one channel, unless you're stuck in a command line environment nobody wants to deal with that ugliness, don't even make jokes :|

Posted by LOLobo on 04-13-2008 12:33 AM:

krazyfoo gonna kill you.

And you just got to learn it well to manage multiple channels and servers.

lastly, they're not small boys, but small girls.

Posted by Neversoft on 04-13-2008 12:04 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by ZootedLooter
^^^^
i am a crack addict....i dont even pay for the newreaders that help me loot everything

Ditch NewsBin (or whatever you're using) and grab Alt.Binz instead... It's free and better than waking up to find Jessica Alba tonguing your perineum.

Posted by ZootedLooter on 04-18-2008 12:55 AM:

im using grabbit right now....and it works and i actually figured out how to use it ....so i dont think i should venture into uncharted territories...but thanx

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