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When was the last time you shit yourself?

For me, it was about a week ago... I couldn't help it - I knew it was going to be a runny one so I was clenching hard but as I hit the seat it all went terribly wrong and I liberally doused myself and the khazi in hot, fresh detritus

i am shitting myself right now

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when i had appendicitis (3 years ago now) i turned into the human hose for about 2 weeks

no one could tell when it was going to happen. But when it did, by god everyone knew

Thank you for your contributions!

its funnsy that you bring it up, yesterday actually, i shat...

i was out drinking the night before (not related) and lying on my brothers floor at about 7.30am, woke up by the horrible feeling, thinking i could release some gas, i tapped the keg, so to speak... sprayed my shorts something fierce...

had to get up at that point, finished my dump, cleaned undies, quick shower, fresh clothes, started laundry, and went back to bed.

ended up pooping like 9 times yesterday... all liquid...

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Originally posted by Dwaggy
Thats alot of words for someone that sells DVDs out of the back of a truck

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Last week when I moved, we and my buddies that helped ate some much god damn pizza, I was shitting for 3 days straight atleast 8 times each day. Had a few close calls because of it, but got away with out treads in my drawers.

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i crap 4 times a day. and i take pix of chix wit dix.
one one one

1 january 2006, between about 2am and 9am.
was completely drunk and when i woke up a few hours after going to bed i could feel something strange in my pants.
so i woke up (before the friends who owned the appartment), went straight to the toilets and used alot of toilet paper to get most of the shit off my ass, boxers and pants.
Then I went to the bathroom and put my boxers and pants under water.

Then I went back to bed, wearing nothing else but my tshirt.

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Napoleon eats cock

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Originally posted by YTIGAFF
I laid a stripe just the other day. It was one of those perfectly good farts that went wrong at the very end.

I watched a noob at work do the clecnch walk all the way down the hall to the shitter after some bad taco belle. He had to stop and "concentrate" 3 times.

While sitting in class, my drunken roomate jumped up and shit himself all the way to the can. It stunk so bad that it made him chunk all over himself on the shitter. He walked home that day.

The same drunk got up in the middle of the night once and sprayed buttpee in my other roomates hamper. He had no recollection of it.

When my niece was 3 she shit on her 5 year old brothers bed. Then she stuck her finger in it and chapsticked him while he was watching TV.

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Am I the only one here who CAN'T remember the last time they shit themself?

Come on people, control those bowells, crapping yourself at this age is not coool.


And thanks Dwaggy, you were quite right. Napoleon ATE cock.

well, to tell you the truth, it couldnt have been at a worse time

sometime around october/november 05, just while getting ready for a huge party with about 70 girls and 40 guys, i thought it'd be funny to fart on my friends head as he bent over to tie his shoelace. but that was no fart, it was a rather large, runny, brown mess that actually almost ran down my leg.

yes it really was horrible, and at the worst time since i was about 6 miles from my house with no spare clothes!

worse thing still, there was no time to shower or anything so the best i could do was borrow some boxer shorts, wipe the crap off my ass with loads of bog roll, and use deodrant to disguide the smell.


well i never thought i'd share it with anyone on a forum, but there goes the story of the first and hopefully last time of me sharting my pants haha!

[if it happens again, i will post pictures mwhahaha]

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Originally posted by pHo
the difference between compression and encoding is:

compression software works the same way as trying to get The 404, who is 350lbs, through a normal door. its method is to basically keep kicking The 404 until he gets thru the door. This works quickly, but leaves a nasty mess.

encoding software is the equivalent of The 404 going on a diet and walking thru the door. takes longer and sometimes more skill, but ultimately worth it.

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Originally posted by doctor zoidy
i was out drinking the night before (not related) and lying on my brothers floor at about 7.30am, woke up by the horrible feeling, thinking i could release some gas, i tapped the keg, so to speak... sprayed my shorts something fierce...

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Virginia Beach. Dead tired after about 12 hours of soccer for 3 days straight in the blistering heat. End of the night coming home and we were at the last little shit shop on the boardwalk and all of a sudden I had a not-so-hard fart. Left a nice trail of sludge down my right leg. I was wearing cotton white shorts as well. Thank god it was dusk.

This thread just keeps on giving

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I've only shit myself once (To my knowledge)...

I was at my buddies house and we drinking ourselves senseless back in high school days (About 6 years ago). We were in his basement watching some movie when someone knocked on the back door... I got up and as I was limpering up the stairs I cut a big one, but you know as you keep walking or running quite often you keep farting on each step you take?

Long story short, I had one of those moments, but instead of constant farting up the stairs somehow a little kid dropped in to say hello. I quickly opened the door and bolted to the bathroom which is conveniently right next to it. I used more shit paper that night then one should touch in a month. I live just a few houses down from him, so I just called it a night and stumbled home. My parents also couldn't understand why I was actually doing my own laundry the next day.

Ages ago at uni. I was wearing some shorts and I just couldnt stop it. Trickled down my leg. My girlfriend was in the room at the time

i'm glad i was drunk. At least i've got an excuse, unlike some of you i won't name!

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