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Hangover Cures

ok, in an effort to sort my sleeping patterns out a little (just come of night-shift and now I'm working day-shift 36 hours later) I had a bit to drink last night so I could get to bed at a reasonable time... IT WORKED! Unfortunately today I have what can only be described as "The sort of hangover you'll tell your Grandkids about in years to come" and it's not good.

I need a cure, because at the moment the urge to puke on my keyboard is almost overwhelming. Thus far I've tried:

1. Paracetamol
2. Pint of water
3. Bottle of Oasis
4. Bottle of Sprite
5. Cheese, Bacon and Pepperoni toasted Panini
6. Snoozing

Suffice to say my head still feels like Para is jogging in it whilst administering an enema to himself and I fear for my life.

Anybody else got any tips that might help me and the other borderline alcoholics we have on the forum?

Fresh air? Its freezing out, and foggy, it should do you good. It works for me anyway.

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Originally posted by Neversoft
Suffice to say my head still feels like Para is jogging in it whilst administering an enema to himself and I fear for my life.

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The hottest/spiciest food you can stomach.

If you can keep it down it'll sort out your hangover in a couple of hours tops. (I'm talking phall, not just a vindaloo.)

If you can't keep it down it'll speed up the time your hangover cures in, but not as quick as if you keep it down tho.

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Can't venture outdoors for fresh air easily (I'm at work) - which rules out a decent curry until tonight as well

I'm trying chocolate now... If I try enough shit something is bound to work!

1 vicodin and a joint

cant say it enough here

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resolve extra and a banana, closely followed by a macdonalds (which doesnt reeally help if you're stuck inside)

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Drink a beer or two and i guarantee you will feel "normal" again. It's the best thing for a cure.

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Originally posted by Gimp Mask
Drink a beer or two and i guarantee you will feel "normal" again. It's the best thing for a cure.

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Originally posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter
I've heard that but never wanted to try it. If I'm sick from the shit, why would I want more?!? Especially if the thought of the smell makes me woozy!!!

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As far as i'm aware, there is only 1 real cure for a hangover. 4 double bacon and egg mcmuffins, 4 hash browns and 4 large still fanta's.

Add Bacon, egg and cheese bagels as required.

Eat the above over the course of the remainder of the day, taking naps inbetween bites and sips. Better than sex!

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Originally posted by cupidstunt
Eat the above over the course of the remainder of the day, taking naps inbetween bites and sips.

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Originally posted by ZootedLooter
1 vicodin and a joint

cant say it enough here

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Originally posted by Neversoft
I don't mean to be pedantic but that's basically a tip for "riding out" a hangover, not curing it

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Irn Bru (not the diet one)
the scottish remedy............


but generally lots of sugary drinks.
and a nice desktop fan constantly blowing in your face helps.


Red Bull , lucozade works pretty well too man.

Sleep is what you need though but that's out the question.

Try stop being a whinning bitch and just get on with it man !!!!

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It turned out that all I needed was a Wispa to dip in my Latte

Having a huge shit helped as well... I feel human again now.

Keep posting your cures though please, most of us are disgusting reprobates who get drunk on a daily basis - we need all the help we can get (that doesn't involve a 12-Step program).

There is no miracle cure, only time.

I should know i've been having them on a regular basis for over 20 years.

How can you be working day shift 36 hours after finishing night shift?

Does not compute.

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Originally posted by takwhori
How can you be working day shift 36 hours after finishing night shift?

Does not compute.

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Originally posted by monty23
Jack goes to work at 9pm and finishes his night shift at 9am.

36 hours elapse.

Jack then goes to work at 9am and finishes his day shift at 9pm.

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Originally posted by cupidstunt
Does Jack make football shirts in a Malaysian sweat shop? 12 hour shifts? Thats just not right.

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I thought the soft one meant he started day shift 36 hours after finishing night shift.

couple bottles of yoo hoo http://www.slashfood.com/2007/09/25/yoo-hoo/ ;lol

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Originally posted by takwhori
I thought the soft one meant he started day shift 36 hours after finishing night shift.

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Lucozade Sport or Powerade is the bollox when your hungover. Re-hydrates you in quick time and taking a massive shit helps too, to make sure you get all that badness out.

I have tried the hair of the dog method and ill only do that when i have got DTs really bad and its on a weekend. Work dont appreciate me sitting at my desk with a bottle of Jack at 8:30am but it does work, its hard to get the first pint down but after that your fine and the shakes stop immediately!!

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Originally posted by Neversoft
Almost! I finished at 7am on Thursday morning and was due back in at 7am on Saturday - 48 hours though not 36, maybe I was still drunk yesterday morning They're short shifts though, about 6 hours and I get paid an assload to do it.

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Full stomach before you drink (pasta or a baked potato is the best way to go). After that, once your done drinking get a Gatorade (big bottle), 2 to 3 aspirins of your choice, and two tums (in that order). Go to bed and wake up feeling like a million bucks!

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