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Posted by David Cameron on 07-10-2008 10:20 PM:

What would you do?

Would you rather;

A- Fuck a goat and no one would ever know a thing about it. It would be a secret for life that only you would know.

Or

B- Not a fuck a goat, but everyone thinks that you did. There would be no way of clearing your name.

Posted by Avenue_1 on 07-10-2008 10:58 PM:

Has to be A. Just close your eyes and work away, as long as the fucker doesn't kick back

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Posted by danimal39 on 07-11-2008 12:13 AM:

goats are hot,lol

Posted by MrEMann on 07-11-2008 02:43 AM:

Cupid:

Its OK, we know that "goat" is really code for your mom, and most of us have already done her and are in therapy because of it.

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Posted by Neversoft on 07-11-2008 03:24 AM:

Is it an attractive goat?

Posted by danimal39 on 07-11-2008 05:38 AM:

how bout sheep? http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanb...on_version5.swf

Posted by Neversoft on 07-11-2008 03:10 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by danimal39
how bout sheep? http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanb...on_version5.swf

I'm a rocketing rabbit!

Posted by Avenue_1 on 07-11-2008 04:37 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
I'm a rocketing rabbit!

Isn't that the anal vibrator you use on yourself?

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Posted by Neversoft on 07-11-2008 05:25 PM:

Nah, I just stand a traffic cone on the washing machine and put the fucker on a spin cycle.

Posted by LOLobo on 07-14-2008 12:28 AM:

-A-

It's still an orgasm

Posted by Mother on 07-14-2008 09:00 AM:

Do female goats have orgasms?

Posted by Vampire on 07-14-2008 11:44 AM:

I want to know what the kids would look like.

Posted by Mother on 07-14-2008 12:31 PM:

Very funny. Nice bit of satyrical comedy.

Posted by Avenue_1 on 07-14-2008 01:18 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Mother
Very funny. Nice bit of satyrical comedy.

Pity you had to ruin the moment by talking like a twat

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Posted by MrEMann on 07-14-2008 09:20 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Mother
Very funny. Nice bit of satyrical comedy.

Satyrical !!!!

Thats a good one! I'd have never thought that you could be so witty and intelligent.

Oh, wait...it was probably a typo...nevermind.

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Posted by David Cameron on 07-14-2008 09:28 PM:

Maybe he is satirizing a really shit poster. That would explain it.

Posted by Ekno on 07-14-2008 11:41 PM:

This thread should be made into a "sticky"

Made me laugh my ass of

Posted by ZootedLooter on 07-15-2008 12:03 AM:

better pick up your ass quick before neversoft gets a hold of it

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Posted by Vampire on 07-15-2008 12:44 AM:

This thread confuses me (not difficult, I know)....

I make a lame, but mildly amusing, pun.
Mother makes a clever pun (yes - it was deliberate).
Gimp slags Mother off (by not understanding the pun - I think).
ElJefe joins in slagging Mother off (not sure why).
Cupid appears to be slagging me off (meh, I'm an average poster - I'll admit that much).
Ekno pipes up.
Looter pipes up.

Posted by ZootedLooter on 07-15-2008 12:50 AM:

the looter always pipes up....

.....i dont like blunts anymore

Posted by MrEMann on 07-15-2008 12:56 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Vampire
This thread confuses me (not difficult, I know)....

I make a lame, but mildly amusing, pun.
Mother makes a clever pun (yes - it was deliberate).
Gimp slags Mother off (by not understanding the pun - I think).
ElJefe joins in slagging Mother off (not sure why).
Cupid appears to be slagging me off (meh, I'm an average poster - I'll admit that much).
Ekno pipes up.
Looter pipes up.

sorry to have not paid your subtle pun the proper attention, vamps.

It was clever too.

As for my commentary towards Mother: because I could, because I wanted, and because I know that Mother will normally banter back rather than try to over analyze the intent.

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Posted by Vampire on 07-15-2008 01:07 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by eljefeoscuro
over analyze the intent.

Yeah, that'd be it. I'm just drunk & sore from losing poker tonight. I was in 3rd place and the fucker said he was going all-in blind so I went all-in with him. Turns out he had a sneaky look at his cards (AA) and decided to pretend he was going all-in blind. As a result, he won with a pair of Aces. Personally, I think that's a bitch move but he thought it was OK as it was just a bluff.

Posted by MrEMann on 07-15-2008 05:03 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Vampire
Yeah, that'd be it. I'm just drunk & sore from losing poker tonight. I was in 3rd place and the fucker said he was going all-in blind so I went all-in with him. Turns out he had a sneaky look at his cards (AA) and decided to pretend he was going all-in blind. As a result, he won with a pair of Aces. Personally, I think that's a bitch move but he thought it was OK as it was just a bluff.

I'd be pissed too, go beat his ass.

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Posted by aWe on 07-15-2008 05:39 AM:

why have you done this before? is there something we should know about?

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Posted by David Cameron on 07-15-2008 07:39 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Vampire

Cupid appears to be slagging me off (meh, I'm an average poster - I'll admit that much).
.

But of course mon petit poulet.

Posted by Darlowad on 07-16-2008 01:36 PM:

wats worse? sex with a goat or eating the animals flesh ???

stick your dick in or digest the animals body ????

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Posted by David Cameron on 07-16-2008 04:33 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Darlowad v6.0b

stick your dick in or digest the animals body ????

You ask this as if you are actually unsure of appropriate behaviour towards goats.. Let me enlighten you.

Eating goat curry = right.

Eating goat pussy = wrong.

Hope that clears things up.

Posted by Avenue_1 on 07-16-2008 05:22 PM:

wrong thread ffs lol

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Posted by David Cameron on 07-16-2008 08:08 PM:

I'm wondering what the right thread is because you haven't posted in any others today

Also, check ur pm's since i'm sure I sent you one ages ago that you never replied to, ignorant fuck.

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