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Posted by David Cameron on 05-19-2009 08:29 PM:

Regional Terms

Out of pure curiosity and with no hints or influence... What do you think a "Cob" is?

Your mission is to define the word - "Cob"

No Googling, what does that word "Cob" mean to YOU?


Posted by gezzer on 05-19-2009 08:31 PM:

Bad tempered as in got a cob on.

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 05-19-2009 08:38 PM:

Re: Regional Terms

quote:
Originally posted by Jingofin
Out of pure curiosity and with no hints or influence... What do you think a "Cob" is?

Your mission is to define the word - "Cob"

No Googling, what does that word "Cob" mean to YOU?



First thing that springs to mind is a wheaten cob.



Posted by Fuckmonkey on 05-19-2009 09:21 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by gezzer
Bad tempered as in got a cob on.


Posted by Linnets on 05-19-2009 11:01 PM:

A bap or bread roll
Get a cob on (be in a bad mood)
Corn on the cob (sweetcorn)

::EDIT::
Also I think it might be a young swan or something.


Posted by CARR73 on 05-19-2009 11:05 PM:

My old neighbour used to say that his wife had a 'Cob On', if she was being moody.


Posted by gezzer on 05-19-2009 11:23 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Linnets
A bap or bread roll
Get a cob on (be in a bad mood)
Corn on the cob (sweetcorn)

::EDIT::
Also I think it might be a young swan or something.


cobb male swan

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Posted by Darlowad on 05-19-2009 11:26 PM:

Tiny lil shits

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Posted by Arthur Daily on 05-20-2009 03:53 AM:

Corn on the cob

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Posted by punzada on 05-20-2009 05:15 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Arthur Daily
Corn on the cob


only way i've ever heard the word used in day to day speech.


Posted by Mother on 05-20-2009 09:29 AM:

Cobs:


I remember when I was young also hearing it used as a verb meaning "to throw", e.g. "cob us that ball, will yer?"


Posted by wob on 05-20-2009 10:42 AM:

then inside of corn of the cob obviously


Posted by Avenue_1 on 05-20-2009 11:12 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Mother


I remember when I was young also hearing it used as a verb meaning "to throw", e.g. "cob us that ball, will yer?"



called that "lob" round my way


Posted by CARR73 on 05-20-2009 02:55 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1
called that "lob" round my way


Yep, it was "lob" round my way too.

Eg : "Let's lob stones at that old Granny!"


Posted by Neversoft on 05-20-2009 03:02 PM:

There's so many words for a fucking bap/cob/teacake/breadcake/scuffler/bun/roll's that I get anxious when I go into a bakery (not cold sweats like HoldDaSalad as he paws the donuts, just regular anxiety)

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Posted by David Cameron on 05-20-2009 04:44 PM:

Interesting.

I asked the question because I was in Wakefield the other day, what a shit hole that was, and I went into a Breakfasty looking shop and asked for a bacon cob. The woman behind the counter looked at me all gone out and asked me what the bloody 'ell a bacon cob is.

Well, it's a cob with some bacon in it. She had never heard of a cob before so I started thinking that maybe Cob, as in bap/roll/batch was a regional term. Seems I was merely talking to a fucking retard.


If you wanted something that looked like this.



What would you ask for?


Posted by Linnets on 05-20-2009 04:56 PM:

That would simply be a bacon roll.


Posted by Neversoft on 05-20-2009 05:10 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jingofin
Interesting.

I asked the question because I was in Wakefield the other day, what a shit hole that was, and I went into a Breakfasty looking shop and asked for a bacon cob. The woman behind the counter looked at me all gone out and asked me what the bloody 'ell a bacon cob is.

Well, it's a cob with some bacon in it. She had never heard of a cob before so I started thinking that maybe Cob, as in bap/roll/batch was a regional term. Seems I was merely talking to a fucking retard.


If you wanted something that looked like this.



What would you ask for?

A bacon and egg sarnie you div!! You were in Wakey? You should've given me a shout, we could've fucked or something.

You're right though, it is a dump, just behind Rotherham and Castleford as Yorkshire's shit-pits

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Posted by David Cameron on 05-20-2009 05:20 PM:

I wasn't in the mood for fucking, I had to be in Leeds for 6am then went through Wakefield to get to Ackworth then to Doncaster then Rotherham and Lincoln.

Cheap bastard cunts at work didn't deem it necessary to put me up in a hotel and gave me a hire car and 2 days to visit all the sites instead. Did it all in 1 long day then had a day off . Thrashed the nuts off the brand new Vectra hire car out of frustration too.

Doncaster was a shit hole as well, I had to keep running red lights so my wheels wouldn't get nicked .


Posted by wob on 05-20-2009 06:05 PM:

thats a belfast bap(small 1 btw)

http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?i...sa%3DN%26um%3D1


Posted by The CandyMan on 05-20-2009 06:34 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jingofin
If you wanted something that looked like this.



What would you ask for?



For some fucking Pepto-Bismol!!

Only time I heard the word Cob is like Arthur's reply, Corn on the Cob.

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Posted by bartleby on 05-20-2009 10:33 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jingofin

If you wanted something that looked like this.



What would you ask for?



A bacon roll.

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Posted by gezzer on 05-20-2009 11:31 PM:

Here,s a few words I only ever heard spoken around here
Skimmish
Dinlo
Squinny
Chavvy ( this been in use here for fifty years that I know of and not to be confused with Chav).
Anyone know what they mean.

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Posted by Crump on 05-21-2009 12:52 AM:

Yeah its just a bacon butty round here. Ackworth and Wakey? Getting too close to me! You weren't far off Redbeck, should have gone there for a Breakfast Special!!


Posted by Mother on 05-21-2009 09:11 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by gezzer
Here,s a few words I only ever heard spoken around here
Skimmish
Dinlo
Squinny
Chavvy ( this been in use here for fifty years that I know of and not to be confused with Chav).
Anyone know what they mean.


Never heard those - what do they mean, then?


Posted by Darlowad on 05-21-2009 11:15 AM:

Heres a few from my neck of the woods

mush : you
yowa : yours
yam : you are
ar bay : im not

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Posted by bartleby on 05-21-2009 03:12 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Mother
Never heard those - what do they mean, then?


Dinlo - Someone who's stupid. Shut up you dinlo.

Squinny - Someone who's complaining , crying. Stop being a little squinny.

Chavvy (not to sure) - Could be someones child. Who's that little Chavvy over there ?

Can't say i've heard of Skimmish , must be an old git thing eh Gezzer.

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Posted by Neversoft on 05-21-2009 04:57 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Crump
Yeah its just a bacon butty round here. Ackworth and Wakey? Getting too close to me! You weren't far off Redbeck, should have gone there for a Breakfast Special!!
Aaah, the Redbeck, the greasiest greasy spoon cafe in the UK

I think we should meet up and go get a lapdance together Mr Crump... Both being Wakey lads n all. Either that or I'll see you at the Graziers on Sunday for the bank holiday rodeo and lock-in

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Posted by gezzer on 05-21-2009 06:03 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by bartleby
Dinlo - Someone who's stupid. Shut up you dinlo.

Squinny - Someone who's complaining , crying. Stop being a little squinny.

Chavvy (not to sure) - Could be someones child. Who's that little Chavvy over there ?

Can't say i've heard of Skimmish , must be an old git thing eh Gezzer.


nice one three out of 4

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Posted by Crump on 05-22-2009 01:31 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
Aaah, the Redbeck, the greasiest greasy spoon cafe in the UK

I think we should meet up and go get a lapdance together Mr Crump... Both being Wakey lads n all. Either that or I'll see you at the Graziers on Sunday for the bank holiday rodeo and lock-in



Yeah wouldn't ask them for a cob!!

Last time I was in the Graziers was March, I was sat talking to some woman with one arm. Thats about all I remember from that night!


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