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Posted by xParaDox on 02-05-2008 03:51 PM:

how do you tell your girlfriend

that you're going to commit adultery?

Posted by LOLobo on 02-05-2008 03:57 PM:

you don't

and adultery is made up.

humans, by nature, are not meant to be monogamous.

and those that are monogamous are faggots.

Posted by Darlowad on 02-05-2008 03:59 PM:

you post it on intraneat website and add link to favorite

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Posted by Avenue_1 v5.0b on 02-05-2008 04:20 PM:

Re: how do you tell your girlfriend

quote:
Originally posted by xParaDox
that you're going to commit adultery?

Dont you have to have a girlfriend first?

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 02-05-2008 06:05 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by LOLobo
you don't

and adultery is made up.

humans, by nature, are not meant to be monogamous.

and those that are monogamous are faggots.

I totally disagree with you.
So I have permission to fuck your woman?

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Posted by The CandyMan on 02-05-2008 06:51 PM:

By definition Adultery can only be commited by a married person so unless you're married than it's just plain ole' cheating.

Lolobo I take it you and your girl have a nonmonogamy relationship?

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Posted by David Cameron on 02-05-2008 07:41 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by The CandyMan

Lolobo I take it you and your girl have a nonmonogamy relationship?

Safe to say just Lolobo does.

Posted by xParaDox on 02-05-2008 08:39 PM:

so humans by nature are meant to fuck like rabbits, and completley disregard womens feelings?

Posted by Avenue_1 v5.0b on 02-05-2008 09:12 PM:

Don't be naive, women are just as bad as men. Married women seem to want other mens cock more, strange but true.

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Posted by ntscuser on 02-05-2008 09:56 PM:

Re: how do you tell your girlfriend

quote:
Originally posted by xParaDox
that you're going to commit adultery?

Tell her it's just sex and doesn't really mean anything. Then remember to duck.

Posted by HoldDaSalad on 02-05-2008 10:01 PM:

Re: Re: how do you tell your girlfriend

quote:
Originally posted by ntscuser
Tell her it's just sex and doesn't really mean anything. Then remember to duck.

thats fuckin funny.

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Posted by Neversoft on 02-06-2008 04:07 AM:

Just fuck somebody under the age of consent... That way it's child abuse and paedophilia instead of adultery.

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Posted by xParaDox on 02-06-2008 06:19 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
Just fuck somebody under the age of consent... That way it's child abuse and paedophilia instead of adultery.

How do you tell your girlfriend, you're a paedophile?

Posted by LOLobo on 02-06-2008 08:10 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1 v5.0b
Don't be naive, women are just as bad as men. Married women seem to want other mens cock more, strange but true.

Agreeing with Ave...

Candy... keep your Catholic shit out of my post

PG... go for it, take whichever will take you. Throw on your best charm.

Posted by The CandyMan on 02-06-2008 03:20 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by LOLobo
Candy... keep your Catholic shit out of my post

Eh?

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Posted by sex? on 02-06-2008 05:33 PM:

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Posted by The CandyMan on 02-06-2008 06:31 PM:

Happy Ash Wednesday bitches.

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Posted by bartleby on 02-07-2008 02:02 AM:

Re: how do you tell your girlfriend

quote:
Originally posted by xParaDox
that you're going to commit adultery?

Btw... wont be home for dinner tonight , im fucking your sister.

quote:
Originally posted by xParaDox
How do you tell your girlfriend, you're a paedophile?

Btw... wont be home for dinner tonight , im fucking your nephew.

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Posted by xParaDox on 02-07-2008 04:51 AM:

Re: Re: how do you tell your girlfriend

quote:
Originally posted by bartleby
Btw... wont be home for dinner tonight , im fucking your sister.

Btw... wont be home for dinner tonight , im fucking your nephew.

That's what I was looking for.

Posted by ZootedLooter on 02-07-2008 11:09 PM:

yes....that was a quality post

informative and funny....

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Posted by kobushi on 02-19-2008 09:23 AM:

Video tape yourself and your girlfriend sexin. Go cheat and see if she finds out. When she confronts you, tell her that if she dont shut up and straighten up youll send copies of the tape to all of her family including the dog and then post it on the internet.

Posted by Avenue_1 v5.0b on 02-19-2008 06:00 PM:

Re: Re: how do you tell your girlfriend

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1 v5.0b
Dont you have to have a girlfriend first?

And we all know xParadox is a gay

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Posted by David Cameron on 02-19-2008 06:57 PM:

Kobushi? New user and posting straight away in the pink.

Xparadox hasn't posted yet today.

Fuck you Kubashi, you ain't fooling anyone.

Posted by kobushi on 02-20-2008 02:55 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by cupidstunt
Kobushi? New user and posting straight away in the pink.

Xparadox hasn't posted yet today.

Fuck you Kubashi, you ain't fooling anyone.

Ha, you too huh? Avenue or whatever accused me of being this guy too... is he banned? Check it hoss, I tell you the same thing... dont accuse me of shit till you get your facts straight. I dont know paradox or you. I posted in the pink as a new user... big fuckin deal... is this a super hidden link that is hard to find the pink area? No numbnuts... its right there on the forums. Is Kobushi so made up that its my fuckin xbox live gamertag too? And has been for like 6 months? Wankers. Get your facts straight, hell I even posted photos of me and the wifey in the new users/ missus page. Whatever... I will say that I am now curious to know whats the deal with this paradox guy though. Yall sure dont seem to like him.

Posted by monty23 on 02-20-2008 08:21 AM:

I don't think you are xparadox. You seem like an even bigger cock.

Posted by LOLobo on 02-20-2008 08:23 AM:

Posted by Neversoft on 02-20-2008 01:18 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by xParaDox
How do you tell your girlfriend, you're a paedophile?

You don't... Her parents and the counsellor will explain it shortly after your arrest.

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Posted by Avenue_1 v5.0b on 02-20-2008 04:50 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by monty23
I don't think you are xparadox. You seem like an even bigger cock.

He's right.

Take yourself and your ugly ginge pasty faced slag of a manfriend and fuckin DO ONE.

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Posted by kobushi on 02-20-2008 04:52 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by monty23
I don't think you are xparadox. You seem like an even bigger cock.

Been called worse.

I am actually not a dick though. Just think its stupid that somebody sees a persons post and then assumes they are someone else. Whatever, I guess when your life is so sad that you actually concern yourself with things like that I should feel sorry for em.

Posted by Darlowad on 02-20-2008 05:42 PM:

i like the way he posted a random pic of a mommys boy male with freckly faced ugly as sin ginger (and i mean proper flame red ginger) female !!

nice try bwahahaha

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Posted by David Cameron on 02-20-2008 07:17 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1 v5.0b
He's right.

Take yourself and your ugly ginge pasty faced slag of a manfriend and fuckin DO ONE.

This post made me spit a hot wing across the room. Funny as fuck.

Yeah Kobushi, like the man said. Fuckin DO ONE and take the minging ginger munter with you.

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