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Posted by Vampire on 02-01-2009 11:59 AM:

Obligatory shameless birthday thread!

Yes... it's my birthday and it's a big one (fnarr). I'm now officially in my 30s and finally have an appropriate hair and waistline for my age.

Nothing too manic today (I went out last weekend with my mates - see attached picture for the state I ended up in.. I don't know whose hat that was!). Just a nice Italian meal with immediate family from both sides and the kids (one of which was 2 yesterday so double celebration) today and a few beers later this evening.

Happy 30th birthday me! \o/

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Posted by David Cameron on 02-01-2009 12:10 PM:

You old bastard.

And

Happy Birthday

Posted by The CandyMan on 02-01-2009 12:12 PM:

Re: Obligatory shameless birthday thread!

quote:
Originally posted by Vampire
Happy 30th birthday me! \o/

Happy 30th Birthday you young pup.

BTW you look like the walking dead in your pic. Age catching up with ya huh. That you have kids.

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Posted by gezzer on 02-01-2009 12:17 PM:

Happy birthday Vamps, you is looking like I feel, It was mine yesterday .

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Posted by The CandyMan on 02-01-2009 12:25 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by gezzer
Happy birthday Vamps, you is looking like I feel, It was mine yesterday .

You'll have to make do with a pic of mrs gezzer can't find one of me at the mo

Mmmmm Gilf.....

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Posted by David Cameron on 02-01-2009 12:38 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by The CandyMan
Mmmmm Gilf.....

Lol, thats what I was thinking. How old are you Gezzer ? You must be older than the Vamps and he is ancient at 30.

Posted by gezzer on 02-01-2009 01:18 PM:

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Posted by David Cameron on 02-01-2009 01:39 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by gezzer
54

Do you have a thing for older women?

Posted by Avenue_1 on 02-01-2009 01:40 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by The CandyMan
Mmmmm Gilf.....

But you're a L.I.L.F. hunter: lolita i like to fuck

Happy Bday Vamps You old cunt.

And Happy Bday for yesterday gezzer you young cunt.

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Posted by danimal39 on 02-01-2009 01:50 PM:

Happy 30th, feel adult today?Congrats

Posted by Darlowad on 02-01-2009 01:50 PM:

happy b vamps

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Posted by ZootedLooter on 02-01-2009 02:02 PM:

happy birthday shitheads....i think gezzer beats cookie...she will be happy to hear the news....and candyman is glad to see you since our other resident geriatric was chased away...

other than that gezzer...if i didnt have a thing for tatooed schizo drunken clown bartenders......
....you get the idea...im still waiting to see cookie...and not just her tetas

vampire....make another trip to nyc soon and i ll buy a few rounds

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 02-01-2009 06:35 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Gimp Mask
But you're a L.I.L.F. hunter: lolita i like to fuck

LMFAO

happy Bday you old bastards, lol. I'm still young at 28 I'm right behind ya though.

Posted by monty23 on 02-01-2009 06:58 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon
LMFAOhappy Bday you old bastards, lol. I'm still young at 28 I'm right behind ya though.

You're 28? When was my avatar taken, 15 years in the future?

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Posted by Vampire on 02-01-2009 07:23 PM:

Good day today. Nice fillet of beef meal with a bottle of decent red wine. Few beers and then onto the presents...

Three bottles of whiskey, engraved silver plectrum, custom cuff links of old-style 5 pence pieces issued on the year I was born, FarCry 2 (360), a decent griddle pan, couple of shirts, pair of trainers, clothes vouchers, weekend in a nice hotel in London next week, chocolates and um... some other stuff I can't remember.

Thanks for the kind (?) words all.

I'm off to play CoD:WaW with some of the #sb peeps in a bit and get drunk.

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 02-01-2009 07:27 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by monty23
You're 28? When was my avatar taken, 15 years in the future?

Ha.

Yep, our para worked in a sweat shop when he was younger and also had the obligatory uphill paper round...He also fell out of the ugly tree hitting every branch and then got a beating with the broken branches by chavs while lying on the ground...and while walking home from the falling and beating he also fell into a large container of lard and had to eat his way out.

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Posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter on 02-01-2009 07:42 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by monty23
You're 28? When was my avatar taken, 15 years in the future?

LMFAO! Classic!

Happy Birthday (to the 3 of you)! Now I don't feel so old!

Note: Well compared to the 2 of you! Exclude the baby! Lol.

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Posted by Bakkoda on 02-01-2009 09:25 PM:

Happy Birthday. Here is your present.

Posted by LOLobo on 02-01-2009 09:40 PM:

Happy b-day.

30s suck. But it could be worse. You could be in your 20s and look like para.

Posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter on 02-01-2009 09:44 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by LOLobo
Happy b-day.

30s suck. But it could be worse. You could be in your 20s and look like para.

Omg, so true!

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Posted by takwhori on 02-02-2009 12:55 AM:

Re: Obligatory shameless birthday thread!

quote:
Originally posted by Vampire
Yes... it's my birthday and it's a big one (fnarr). I'm now officially in my 30s and finally have an appropriate hair and waistline for my age.

Happy 30th birthday me! \o/

Appropriate hair?

Do you mean you're going bald or do you mean you have a 30 year old's haircut??

Just cause you're 30 doesn't mean you have to be a baldy fucker.
Get an elton john job or even a booby charlton.

i remember the boby charlton's, very popular in the 70's and 80's.
Anyway i have a full head of hair and i'm a bit older than you, quite surprising since my father is a baldy cunt.
most ppl in power have lots of hair , can you remember a baldy president of the usa?
no neither can i. People in the states only vote for ppl with hair.
We had churchil and i'm pretty sure he was a bit bald, and maggie thatcher wore a wig.

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Posted by Vampire on 02-02-2009 09:10 AM:

Re: Re: Obligatory shameless birthday thread!

quote:
Originally posted by takwhori
going bald

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Posted by yoshy on 02-02-2009 10:00 AM:

Happy belated Vampire

I have been on the turps myself

Did you get any ?

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Posted by The CandyMan on 02-02-2009 01:09 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by monty23
You're 28? When was my avatar taken, 15 years in the future?

ROTFLMFAO! I spit up diet dew when I read this! Golden!

Hahaha, damn straight proud to be LILF Hunter! Doesn't that make her a D.I.L.F Hunter then?

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Posted by David Cameron on 02-02-2009 02:13 PM:

Dipshit, Dumbass or Dickhead?

Posted by HoldDaSalad on 02-02-2009 02:39 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by monty23
You're 28? When was my avatar taken, 15 years in the future?

LMAO, Just saw this. Classic bro.

ya niggas just jealous because I'm that god damned sexy.

I've always thought I looked fucking old in that picture, lol.

Posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter on 02-02-2009 03:28 PM:

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Posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter on 02-03-2009 09:43 PM:

BUMP! Ok, not really, but, meh.

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Posted by Jordan on 02-04-2009 05:30 AM:

23 on the 13th

Posted by bartleby on 02-04-2009 05:47 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jordan
23 on the 13th

Got ya beat , 25 on the 12th.

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Posted by Ripper on 02-05-2009 06:48 AM:

Happy belated birthday Vamps you ugly bastard xx

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