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the me vs everyone thread

fuck you fat fucks

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you are an immense faggot

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A Vote for Ave is a Vote for FREEDOM!

I think you should be taken out and burned.

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"Now we can do this easy, or we can do this REAL easy": Denton Van Zan, Reign of Fire.

props to candyman who by far was the best...


for the other 2, i expected more from you.
please feel free to poke your head in and stay awhile. i know how you greek fucks love your anal. that's why you wear togas - the shit doesn't get stuck on the way down while you trot the streets like a clydesdale carefully side-stepping each other's left-overs. god i love that smell.

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i stand before you bitches with dry balls... now get to work, fags.

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yoshy, why have you not yet sucked my balls... if they're good enough for your whore of a mother, i'm sure your scabby, cold sore infested mouth is just dying to let them in.

come out of the closet. please yoshy, nobody will be mad... just come out already.


"well, i was just standin here... yoshy locked himself in the closet; please yoshy won't you come out the closet... but nobody has any answers... so i pull out my gun!"

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I pwned yours and hung them out to dry

Get fucked you useless lump of cunt. I've seen more professional flaming coming from the jacket of a down syndrome arsonist you feckless fuck... That's why nobody wants to join your stupid, shitty thread, we have better things to do; such as flagellating our dicks with nettles.

You're about as competent at posting on a forum as I am an accomplished concert pianist and as such, I pity you.

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Statistically... 9 out of 10 people actually enjoy gang rape.

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Originally posted by Neversoft
Get fucked you useless lump of cunt. I've seen more professional flaming coming from the jacket of a down syndrome arsonist you feckless fuck... That's why nobody wants to join your stupid, shitty thread, we have better things to do; such as flagellating our dicks with nettles.

You're about as competent at posting on a forum as I am an accomplished concert pianist and as such, I pity you.

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Originally posted by Neversoft
That's why nobody wants to join your stupid, shitty thread...

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Originally posted by yoshy


I pwned yours and hung them out to dry

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Originally posted by Darlowad v6.0b
wow NS i love the way your rants sound like a google search engine without the need for keywords

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I'm impressed at your lack of intellect and comprehension... I didn't need to use Google, you witless pissant. I have something that you clearly lack, an education.

I apologise for my use of "Feckless" and "Flagellating" next time I'll try and write something that you'll understand.

xx

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Statistically... 9 out of 10 people actually enjoy gang rape.

jus ban him for good

there dickheads like av_99 and me

but him ffs

annoying stupid CUNT

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No don't ban. Keep the little trailer park boy. I always find people with a low education and no money amusing. Maybe we should set up a fund for him or something?

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Originally posted by Avenue_1 v5.0b
I always find people with a low education and no money amusing.

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You must find yourself a source of great amusement then.

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Originally posted by Avenue_1 v5.0b
The dumbest people always come back with the most obvious replies

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j r....

i truely thank you for all the help youve given in the various threads....but.....what the fuck?.....if you want to be banned why not just stop coming?...and why donate?....

do you want a clean slate under a different nick?ask an administrator...pHo has a heart....who were you before this?....cause any noob with a new acct wouldve split from this abuse long ago


and my professional opinion is you are a lousy flamer....there are a few masters here and you are well outclassed....mother and faggot jokes can be outranked by a 10 year old


all the above is typed with love

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zooted adj : 1. under influence of drugs: relaxed, excited, or euphoric from taking illegal drugs, especially marijuana ( slang ) 2. intoxicated: very intoxicated ( informal )
looter n. : someone who takes spoils or plunder (as in war) [syn: plunderer, pillager, spoiler, despoiler, raider, freebooter]

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Originally posted by vanzans
Yes you've never used the dumb insult before at me. I never saw it coming.

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1. to ave and van - wtf? this thread is everyone vs me so focus - you're both douche nozzles anyways.

2. zooted - so many questions. i've never been banned from this site before. this is my one and only nick. i want to be banned for 1 and only 1 reason, but i can't tell you. sorry. i want to donate because despite the lack of manners, this is truly the best site for the scene and i believe everyone should give what they can to support it. any idiot can just make another nick (just ask ave) and have a clean slate - not what i'm after. i enjoy the new comments and phrases presented, mostly because i steal them and pass them off as my own irl. sorry neversoft, but you are an unending source of comment piracy and i'll always be grateful because of it. i am a newb. i am outclassed. i am a lousy flamer. how do you think lousy flamers turn into masters? i highly doubt neversoft (one of the masters to which i previously referred) was as articulate in his first flame as he was in his last (which i thoroughly enjoyed btw). that makes him like me - curious about learning the art of insult. i use the mother and fag jokes because old standards hold a special place in my cock - just like your mom. jj, but see, wasn't that fun... btw i can't remember actually helping you, but thanks for saying i did.


ave - i think taking up a collection is a good idea, but i'll just prolly donate it to vcdq anyways so you should cut out the middle man and go fuck yourself.


darlowad - wtf is ffs? never seen that one before. you should just click "reply to all". i never did enjoy your comments - they lack the snap of even ave's, which isn't saying much. it's sad really. you're definitely not a master, but i would go so far as to give you a "novice" title.


anyways, this shit is getting too serious, so i'll end this by saying that i fucked all your mothers and they were loose. goddamn that feels good.


edit:: changed "1 and only reason" to "1 and only 1 reason"

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... Even if I say so myself, I was particularly proud of "I've seen more professional flaming coming from the jacket of a Downs Syndrome arsonist" - that was just for you JR, but you can nick it if you want

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never heard anyone actually say the word "flamer". guess it's just a thread thing. my fav was "I'm impressed at your lack of intellect". the irony alone was worth the emotional scaring.

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The moral of this story is, don't fuck with somebody who's been online since 1995

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Statistically... 9 out of 10 people actually enjoy gang rape.

GET A ROOM, GIRLS

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60 Things Not To Say To A Naked JayAre
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don't we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It's more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10. It looks like a night crawler.
11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger.
13. It's ok, we'll work around it.
14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
17. Oh no, a flash headache.
18. (giggle and point)
19. Can I be honest with you?
20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
21. Let me go get my tweezers.
22. How sweet, you brought incense.
23. This explains your car.
24. You must be a growing boy.
25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
27. Are you one of those pygmies?
28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
29. Every heard of clearasil?
30. All right, a treasure hunt!
31. I didn't know they came that small.
32. Why is God punishing you?
33. At least this won't take long.
34. I never saw one like that before.
35. What do you call this?
36. But it still works, right?
37. Damn, I hate baby-sitting.
38. It looks so unused.
39. Do you take steroids?
40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
41. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
42. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
43. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
45. Aww, it's hiding.
46. Are you cold?
47. If you get me real drunk first.
48. Is that an optical illusion?
49. What is that?
50. I'll go get the ketchup for your french fry.
51. Were you neutered?
52. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
53. Does it come with an air pump?
54. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
55. Where are the puppet strings?
56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
58. Never mind, why bother.
59. Is that a second belly button?
60. Where's the rest of it?

faggot

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There comes a point in your life when you realise;
who matters,
who never did,
who won't any more...
and who always will.
So, don't worry about people from your past,
there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

ffs is for fuck sake

that is indusrty standard abbreviation lol < that is laugh out loud

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i think, therefore i troll.

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would a rose by any other name smell sweeter ???

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Boring

it has gotten boring. i would like you to lick the inside of my asshole. mmmmm that's nice.

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You're boring

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You're boring

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HEY





YOU'RE GAY

HAHAHAHA OWNED

WOOT

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i have sigs off

i want to post a picture to correctly convey the 0wn4ge found within...

maybe there's no such thing O_O

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i have sigs off

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Originally posted by Dwaggy
i want to post a picture to correctly convey the 0wn4ge found within...

maybe there's no such thing O_O

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