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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 09-28-2008 12:05 PM:

Why are people bitches

It seems to me most everyone on here has thick skin. The majority of you can dish it out, and take it just as well. Why can't some people?

I have a good buddy of mine who can dish it out all day long with the best of em, He has some really good zingers, With me being fat I should be an easy target.

My thing is if you're going to joke with me, fuck with me expect to get this shit right back. I'm not going to sit around and let someone steam roll me, Just ain't gonna happen

I went over my friends house today to watch the OSU game which is a typical Saturday afternoon, before I get to the door my other buddy starts cracking on me. I'm not really in the mood for it so I say be nice, fucker doesn't. I let most of the jokes go and this fucker doesn't stop he's on the mother fucker with a joke. He left during the 3rd quarter of the game. I got a text from him later, and he starts again with the jokes. He knows how I joke. I'm usually harsh and I hit where it hurts, Just ask ManCandy he'll tell ya.

I've been told very recently my joking is down right mean, and I can hurt peoples feelings and not really give a damn, Again ask ManCandy, lol.

I let my buddy get some good shots in before I laid into him. This fucker has known me for 5-6 years so he know's how I am. He texts me a couple hours after he leaves and starts with the jokes again. So I'm still hanging out with my other buddy "B" B said dude when you're not here he doesn't crack on anyone, He's nice. It's like when you come around his whole attitude changes and it's crack city around here. I said in joking manner I bring the worse out in him. The reality is I probably do, lol. That's just fuckin sad.

I pissed my buddy off so much he deleted me from his Xbox Acct. Seriously how petty is that.

Man I thought ManCandy was sensitive, Seriously though Mancandy isn't nearly that sensitive, LOL.

Fuck, take a joke. If a joke hurts you're feelings guess what it's probably fucking true.


The funny thing is, I was just talking to a couple friends about being nicer to people, I feel I don't give people a fair shake, and I feel I'm mean. Well if bitches can't take it, but they can dish it out oh well, Not my fault.

I guess I wanna know, Are most people you come across like that?

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Posted by OSH on 09-28-2008 12:12 PM:

I've had "friends" that acted like that and would be bitches a lot of the day, but when I dished it back out they would say I was, quote, "a bitch." Most times I could actually see that it would get to them, whether by their expression, or they got quiet (or both). I used to be an easy target because I would never speak up, but then started to and most didn't like it. And others were all, "Right on, finally!" I no longer hang out with those people, not because of their gayness, but rather because they're douches. I'm actually a pretty civil person, and don't have problems with anybody (that I know of).

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Posted by yoshy on 09-28-2008 02:06 PM:

You are the kid everyone picks on

live with it

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Posted by David Cameron on 09-28-2008 02:18 PM:

So he kept dishing it out and you just took it? Am I missing something? Did you eventually throw any insults, punches or rapes back?


Posted by Neversoft on 09-28-2008 02:30 PM:

I'm just pissed that I read all of Para's post and still don't know what the fuck happened... I'm with Cupid (ewwwww, it smells of gay) on this one, this makes no sense


Posted by The CandyMan on 09-28-2008 03:07 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
I'm just pissed that I read all of Para's post and still don't know what the fuck happened... I'm with Cupid (ewwwww, it smells of gay) on this one, this makes no sense


One reason I don't hang out with these guys very often (5 or 6 months ago was the last time). The gayness reaches a level I just cannot stomach after a while thank god the last time I had my girl with us to protect me from their super gayness.

I'm pretty sure I know who Fat Boy is talking about and in that case both of them have a LOT of material to work with.

Glad to see para's diary is being kept uptodate.

I agree though if you dish it out you should be able to take it. I'm known as the Comeback King by a lot of people but I pretty much honed my skills more to defend myself rather than sit there and take it. Got in a crack contest with a guy one time, he quit after my first response, LOL and another guy, para knows him, who is constantly cracking has gone up against me time and time again and cried uncle. This fucker never stops talking yet a few times I got him so good he was quiet for the next 15 to 30 minutes lol. Do I feel bad about it? Hell the fuck no! You step in the ring be prepared to get knocked the fuck out.

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 09-28-2008 05:39 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by cupidstunt
So he kept dishing it out and you just took it? Am I missing something? Did you eventually throw any insults, punches or rapes back?


Well I guess you didn't read the whole thing huh? Let's put it this way he's still mad at me. I really pissed him off with my insults.

Yeah ManCandy you know who I'm talking about. B had nothing to do with it. D did.

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Posted by David Cameron on 09-28-2008 07:20 PM:

I want to hear some of the insults you threw back at him otherwise your entire post is nothing more than- "some dude pissed me off so I pissed him off back"- which is pretty fucking mundane, even for you.


Posted by ZootedLooter on 09-28-2008 07:37 PM:

fuck his comebacks....we dont know him and wont make much sense....i want to hear how chubsie got tagged

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 09-28-2008 07:46 PM:

Really Zoot is right.

here's one I still have saved.

Yeah I'm moving in with your mom. I hope you get that job in Cleveland cause you're about to get fired AGAIN, lol.

Really that must hurt for the fact this guy has been fired from 3-4 good paying jobs in the past year.

Heres another one he said. No wonder Nasa said the world is doomed!

I gave him like 20 seconds to follow up, and nothing so my retort was, Cause your moms huge ass?

He get's really pissed when you make fun of his career and how many times he's gotten fired. He doesn't like mom jokes but he'll make fun of anyone elses as long as there alive. LOL. WTF ever.

Kind of like Zoot said, without knowing us, they don't make much since.

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Posted by Neversoft on 09-28-2008 08:55 PM:

Combine the jokes... Suggest that you'll be taking his Mum up the shitter in future after she fired him for having a limp dick.

Not that I'm particularly proud of it but I once made a male colleague CRY after giving him some abuse - I wasn't nasty, I just pointed out that if he spent as much time applying deodorant and working as he does whining at people and being a cunt, we wouldn't all wish he was dead quite so much. Actually, I don't think it was the insult that got to him, I think it was the round of applause from the rest of the team that iced that particular cake


Posted by MyDeadDonkey on 09-28-2008 08:59 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
Combine the jokes... Suggest that you'll be taking his Mum up the shitter in future after she fired him for having a limp dick.

Not that I'm particularly proud of it but I once made a male colleague CRY after giving him some abuse - I wasn't nasty, I just pointed out that if he spent as much time applying deodorant and working as he does whining at people and being a cunt, we wouldn't all wish he was dead quite so much. Actually, I don't think it was the insult that got to him, I think it was the round of applause from the rest of the team that iced that particular cake


and i still self harm due to that incident you ****

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 09-28-2008 09:09 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
Combine the jokes... Suggest that you'll be taking his Mum up the shitter in future after she fired him for having a limp dick.

Not that I'm particularly proud of it but I once made a male colleague CRY after giving him some abuse - I wasn't nasty, I just pointed out that if he spent as much time applying deodorant and working as he does whining at people and being a cunt, we wouldn't all wish he was dead quite so much. Actually, I don't think it was the insult that got to him, I think it was the round of applause from the rest of the team that iced that particular cake


I made ManCandy's friend cry one time. All I said was.

But your dad don't like you.
I didn't realize he had problems with his dad.

This dude called his dad and said, Dad you do like me don't you. This guy says you don't like me. I was laughing my ass off.

I also had something that didn't agree with me that day, Oh yeah the night before I drank myself into oblivion and I had some nasty gas from all the alcohol and I made this guy puke. then hours later made him cry.

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Posted by Neversoft on 09-28-2008 09:11 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by MyDeadDonkey
and i still self harm due to that incident you ****
I've waited years to post this, thanks


Posted by David Cameron on 09-28-2008 09:25 PM:

Arguments are fun. I enjoy being insulted nearly as much as I enjoy insulting.


Posted by David Cameron on 09-28-2008 09:30 PM:

Dupe post


Posted by takwhori on 09-28-2008 09:33 PM:

could you not just punch him?

punch him hard ??

in the face ??


Posted by HoldDaSalad on 09-29-2008 12:21 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by The CandyMan


I agree though if you dish it out you should be able to take it. I'm known as the Comeback King by a lot of people but I pretty much honed my skills more to defend myself rather than sit there and take it. Got in a crack contest with a guy one time, he quit after my first response, LOL and another guy, para knows him, who is constantly cracking has gone up against me time and time again and cried uncle. This fucker never stops talking yet a few times I got him so good he was quiet for the next 15 to 30 minutes lol. Do I feel bad about it? Hell the fuck no! You step in the ring be prepared to get knocked the fuck out.



The comeback king? Are you fucking kidding me? WHAT THE FUCK EVER DUDE. LOL.

Maybe the Wet Back Kid, or Greaser but not the Comeback King. You're to damn sensitive.You must be mistaken Come back King for Cumbag King right?

You can take some things. You get easily offended. You can be the Come Back King if no one makes a mom joke, a Catholic joke, or jokes about your GF. Those you get offended by. Trust me I've seen you.

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 09-29-2008 12:24 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by takwhori
could you not just punch him?

punch him hard ??

in the face ??



Dude I'd kill him in a fight. This cat is fucking weak. He can't bench 100lbs.

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Posted by doctor zoidy on 09-29-2008 01:13 AM:

You use the phrases "LOL" and "WTF" way too often for a civilized human being.

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Posted by The CandyMan on 09-29-2008 01:41 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon
The comeback king? Are you fucking kidding me? WHAT THE FUCK EVER DUDE. LOL.

Maybe the Wet Back Kid, or Greaser but not the Comeback King. You're to damn sensitive.You must be mistaken Come back King for Cumbag King right?

You can take some things. You get easily offended. You can be the Come Back King if no one makes a mom joke, a Catholic joke, or jokes about your GF. Those you get offended by. Trust me I've seen you.



Now you got it wrong. Let me come by later to see ya at your place, oops, your mom and dad's place though I would have rather stopped by your work and... oh wait you don't have a job, well how about you drive on down... shit it's not your car is it, well let me call your girl...oh god dammit just how do I get to you anyway?

In the immortal word of D: HA!

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 09-29-2008 02:00 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by The CandyMan
Now you got it wrong. Let me come by later to see ya at your place, oops, your mom and dad's place though I would have rather stopped by your work and... oh wait you don't have a job, well how about you drive on down... shit it's not your car is it, well let me call your girl...oh god dammit just how do I get to you anyway?

In the immortal word of D: HA!



Shit negro, you never stopped by just to hang out, unless you wanted show off snaggle toof. I tried calling your cell fat ass, but you're to broke to pay your bill, I'd invite you over but you can't afford your cell phone so you must not be able to afford gasoline. Hey how's the wife? Oh yeah you couldn't keep a marrage together huh? Sorry I forgot? I guess your GF hasn't gotten a job yet so that's why your cell phone has been turned off? Are you her bitch? C'mon now say it, I'm her bitch. Do you have to buy her everything her little heart desires jus to keep her sucking your cock? Cause we know she'll never be able to afford anything.

Na you'll just call your mother for some more money. I could hear it now. Momma she gonna leave me cause I can't afford her, I can't handle another failed relationship.

Actually CumBag King that's my word, Not his. Get your facts straight you jolly fat fuck.

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Posted by OSH on 09-29-2008 02:03 AM:

This thread is super gay. Fuck. You two sound like fucking little kids.

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Posted by The CandyMan on 09-29-2008 04:38 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter
This thread is super gay. Fuck. You two sound like fucking little kids.


LOL!

I think that was the pointedededededededed.

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Posted by Bakkoda on 09-29-2008 04:57 AM:

would you pole smokers stop capitalizing your lol's.


Posted by HoldDaSalad on 09-29-2008 05:16 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Bakkoda
would you pole smokers stop capitalizing your lol's.


LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL, Why does it bother you?

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Posted by yoshy on 09-29-2008 11:16 AM:

HEHE

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Posted by The CandyMan on 09-29-2008 01:10 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by yoshy
HEHE


LOL!

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Posted by huuzurdaddy on 09-29-2008 04:10 PM:

Yeah your friend sounds like a cunt. I hate when mother fuckers deal shit out but can't handle it. Is he British or French? Because that would explain a lot.

I would tell your friend to man up and grow a pair. maybe locate his dick and fucking use it.

Oh yeah. LOL.

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 09-29-2008 05:25 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by The CandyMan
Now you got it wrong. Let me come by later to see ya at your place, oops, your mom and dad's place though I would have rather stopped by your work and... oh wait you don't have a job, well how about you drive on down... shit it's not your car is it, well let me call your girl...oh god dammit just how do I get to you anyway?

In the immortal word of D: HA!




LOL U PWNED PARA


Posted by huuzurdaddy on 09-29-2008 05:29 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Gimp Mask
LOL U PWNED PARA
Looks like the bald fat chinese man got him back.

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Posted by Neversoft on 09-29-2008 05:38 PM:

Why does this thread make me weepy and crave cakes?


Posted by Avenue_1 on 09-29-2008 05:56 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by huuzurdaddy
Looks like the bald fat chinese man got him back.


Na, ManCandy pwned him bad, paras comeback was shite.


Posted by Darlowad on 09-29-2008 06:00 PM:

The candymeister FTW !!!!!!

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Posted by baha on 09-29-2008 06:14 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by The CandyMan
One reason I don't hang out with these guys very often (5 or 6 months ago was the last time). The gayness reaches a level I just cannot stomach after a while thank god the last time I had my girl with us to protect me from their super gayness.

In other words they're fucktards.

14yr olds have back-and-forth cussing competitions, adults have put-downs/insults/jokes that hang, are appreciated, then pass.

Don't worry pg, your friends voices will all get croaky, they'll develop facial hair, their balls will drop...and then they'll be able to jokes and talks without the need to toast on the mike about 'yo momma'.


quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
Why does this thread make me weepy and crave cakes?

Because you've reached that age where it's time for you to learn some things about your body...



Actually, on second thoughts pg, the biatches you hang with could probably do with reading it too.

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Posted by Neversoft on 09-29-2008 06:25 PM:

BAHA SPEAKS THE TRUTH!


Posted by LOLobo on 09-30-2008 05:38 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon
Shit negro... snaggle toof... fat ass... marrage ...bitch...cock... mother... failed ... CumBag King... jolly fat fuck.


This thread is a joke


Posted by Arthur Daily on 09-30-2008 10:01 AM:

All this constantly breaking your mates balls i never understood.
Whats the point of it? is it to get a rise out of him/her, and dose there have to be an audience present.
Just sounds like playground stuff to me.

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Posted by antihero on 09-30-2008 04:48 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by huuzurdaddy
Yeah your friend sounds like a cunt. I hate when mother fuckers deal shit out but can't handle it. Is he British or French? Because that would explain a lot.

I would tell your friend to man up and grow a pair. maybe locate his dick and fucking use it.

Oh yeah. LOL.



I like to think us Brits can take a ribbing...we get enough of it. We get beat at everything, and we let the Americans trash our economy. Peachy.

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