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Posted by madd on 03-02-2009 08:13 PM:

jade goody jokes!

whats the best youve heard.
mine has to be

Jade Goody has always been a wannabee, first she shaved her head to be more like Britney Spears, and now gettin cancer to be more like Kylie Minogue.

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Posted by Darlowad on 03-02-2009 09:13 PM:

I see jade and jack tied the knot..................................

.pfft i give it a month

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 03-02-2009 09:31 PM:

Nuff said

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 03-02-2009 09:32 PM:

Jade Goody has just signed a new contract to appear on Most Haunted, sometime in April

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Posted by Dutch on 03-02-2009 09:46 PM:

Bought a Jade Goody calendar but ffs it only goes up to April

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Posted by Fuckmonkey on 03-02-2009 09:56 PM:

Turned up on Sickipedia today:

What's the difference between cancer and a goat?

Jade Goody can't milk a goat.

Posted by stickywicket on 03-02-2009 10:56 PM:

It's not a joke but you have to admit it's pretty funny that she caused a storm with racist remarks last year - this year, she's a skinhead.

Also, her husband should think himself lucky. He's getting his money-worth out of that new suit.

Posted by David Cameron on 03-03-2009 08:01 AM:

What will Jade Goody be doing for Christmas?

Babysitting for David Cameron.

Posted by Neversoft on 03-03-2009 01:42 PM:

What do you call Jade Goody in a wedding dress?

A shuttlecock.

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Posted by yoshy on 03-04-2009 08:21 AM:

lol

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Posted by Mother on 03-04-2009 08:46 AM:

quote:
... we just want her out of our newspapers and off our TV screens...

Yes.

And please can Paris Hilton and Katie Price be next.

Posted by Fuckmonkey on 03-04-2009 09:06 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Mother
Yes.

And please can Paris Hilton and Katie Price be next.

Can we hold off on Paris until the Repo Genetic Opera trilogy is finished

Posted by HoldDaSalad on 03-04-2009 08:58 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Mother
Yes.

And please can Paris Hilton and Katie Price be next.

Who's Katie price?

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Posted by Fuckmonkey on 03-04-2009 10:03 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon
Who's Katie price?

You may know of her as Jordan, or Tits on Legs.

Posted by Bit_Confused on 03-04-2009 10:11 PM:

Para's American.

They don't know other people or countries exist.

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Posted by Fuckmonkey on 03-04-2009 10:25 PM:

I figured she must have been on The View once or twice

Posted by HoldDaSalad on 03-04-2009 11:15 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Fuckmonkey
I figured she must have been on The View once or twice

Nope, and I don't think she's all that attractive from that picture. She looks fake.

Now I do think Sarah Alexander is smoking hot. At least she was in Coupling, and also that chick that plays Dawn in The Office.

::EDIT:: mmmmmm Lucy Davis mmmmmm

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Posted by Bit_Confused on 03-04-2009 11:36 PM:

dawn.......The office..?? You mean Pam..?? I got a Bit_confused when I read it....had to check.

Steve Carell ... Michael Scott

Rainn Wilson ... Dwight Schrute

John Krasinski ... Jim Halpert

Jenna Fischer ... Pam Beesly

B.J. Novak ... Ryan Howard

Larry Wilmore ... Mr. Brown

Leslie David Baker ... Stanley Hudson

Brian Baumgartner ... Kevin Malone

Kate Flannery ... Meredith Palmer

Mindy Kaling ... Kelly Kapoor
Paul Lieberstein ... Toby Flenderson

Angela Kinsey ... Angela Martin

Oscar Nuñez ... Oscar Martinez
Phyllis Smith ... Phyllis Lapin

Creed Bratton ... Creed Bratton (uncredited)

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 03-05-2009 01:23 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Bit_Confused
dawn.......The office..?? You mean Pam..?? I got a Bit_confused when I read it....had to check.

Steve Carell ... Michael Scott

Rainn Wilson ... Dwight Schrute

John Krasinski ... Jim Halpert

Jenna Fischer ... Pam Beesly

B.J. Novak ... Ryan Howard

Larry Wilmore ... Mr. Brown

Leslie David Baker ... Stanley Hudson

Brian Baumgartner ... Kevin Malone

Kate Flannery ... Meredith Palmer

Mindy Kaling ... Kelly Kapoor
Paul Lieberstein ... Toby Flenderson

Angela Kinsey ... Angela Martin

Oscar Nuñez ... Oscar Martinez
Phyllis Smith ... Phyllis Lapin

Creed Bratton ... Creed Bratton (uncredited)

Never seen the American version

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Posted by Bit_Confused on 03-05-2009 04:26 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon
Never seen the American version

Good point....I am an ass. I am so brainwashed by the US version I blanked.

And I clearly assumed your American ass was also.

/leaves in shame

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 03-05-2009 10:00 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Bit_Confused
Good point....I am an ass. I am so brainwashed by the US version I blanked.

And I clearly assumed your American ass was also.

/leaves in shame

I wonder if the American version is good, is it?

I have the first season on my instant queue on Netflix but haven't bothered with any of it. I did however rewatch both series of The Office from the BBC.

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Posted by madd on 03-06-2009 09:02 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by yoshy
lol

lol x2

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Posted by Dutch on 03-06-2009 10:33 PM:

Isn't it ironic: Jade Goody's head looks like an egg. And it'll be in a box for Easter.

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Posted by stickywicket on 03-08-2009 07:16 PM:

I've heard Jade Goody has decided to raise a fortune for Children in Need and hold a sponsored last breath...

CiN expect their highest turnover yet.

Posted by madd on 03-15-2009 10:18 PM:

not long now

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Posted by Dutch on 03-15-2009 11:36 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by madd
not long now

The fucking sooner the better....I can't believe some of the shit that's coming out about her. You'd swear she was a fucking saint. A dog ugly ignorant piece of shit...I feel sorry for the cancer I really do.

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Posted by madd on 03-16-2009 12:10 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Dutch
The fucking sooner the better....I can't believe some of the shit that's coming out about her. You'd swear she was a fucking saint. A dog ugly ignorant piece of shit...I feel sorry for the cancer I really do.

its been reported that the cancer is eating her brain!
poor thing must be starving eating that shit

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Posted by Dutch on 03-16-2009 12:58 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by madd
its been reported that the cancer is eating her brain!
poor thing must be starving eating that shit

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Posted by stickywicket on 03-16-2009 07:13 PM:

Last night, police arrested an intruder in Jade's bedroom who came armed with a hammer.

Turns out Batman had decided to save the city from Egghead.

Posted by madd on 03-22-2009 10:33 AM:

HAPPY MOTHERSDAY JADE

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Posted by David Cameron on 03-26-2009 07:19 AM:

What can a moped do that Jade Goody can't?

Reach 30...

Posted by madd on 03-26-2009 07:49 PM:

heavenly big brother:
DAY 1 - jade has already been nominated for eviction by all other housemates

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Posted by Bit_Confused on 03-26-2009 07:58 PM:

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Posted by antihero on 03-28-2009 01:40 AM:

What's shiny and cold?
Jade Goody's head!

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Posted by madd on 03-28-2009 06:30 PM:

LOL

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Posted by Mother on 04-20-2009 10:27 AM:

What's the difference between the Big Brother house and my bacon sandwich?

The pig that went into my bacon sandwich died with some dignity.

Posted by Neversoft on 04-21-2009 06:40 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Mother
What's the difference between the Big Brother house and my bacon sandwich?

The pig that went into my bacon sandwich died with some dignity.

NOICE! I'm stealing that one

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Posted by madd on 04-21-2009 09:42 PM:

NOICE! ????

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Posted by Neversoft on 04-22-2009 01:01 AM:

I meant to call him a NONCE, sorry.

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