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Posted by David Cameron on 10-02-2008 07:24 PM:

For football fans

The Yids had a tough time in Krakow tonight... (Insert punchline here)


A joke about Football AND Nazi abuse. Its almost the perfect joke.

Posted by OSH on 10-02-2008 07:40 PM:

Your avatar scares me, and gives me an uneasy feeling.

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 10-02-2008 09:28 PM:

Go NY Jets, Farve kicked some ass last week. First time in history he's ever thrown 6 touchdown passes.

Posted by danimal39 on 10-03-2008 01:37 AM:

Para,what no bengals,no browns? can't sat i blame you,lol.like Farve myself

Posted by koodo on 10-03-2008 02:34 AM:

None better. Shit team though. Still with Brady gone wide open.

Posted by HoldDaSalad on 10-03-2008 03:19 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by danimal39
Para,what no bengals,no browns? can't sat i blame you,lol.like Farve myself
Fuck NOOOOOOOOO, The Bengals fucking suck.

I don't mind The Browns, but the only time I'm rooting for em is if there playing The Steelers, or The Bengals.

Anyone see that Redskin Vs. Cowgirls game? Redskins beat that ass, LOL.

I'm not a NY Jets fan, I don't mind em, they did kick some ass this past weekend though. I don't have a team per say.

Posted by huuzurdaddy on 10-03-2008 04:31 AM:

Its all about Tampa Bay buckaneers baby.

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Posted by David Cameron on 10-03-2008 08:04 AM:

This thread is about football, not gay american rugby.

Posted by yoshy on 10-03-2008 09:34 AM:

It's also in the pink...................

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Posted by OSH on 10-03-2008 09:35 AM:

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 10-03-2008 09:48 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by cupidstunt
This thread is about football, not gay american rugby.


You said Football So we started talking about Football I don't see the problem

I can't wait for the Ohio State Buckeyes game this Saturday, should be a great game, Two big ten teams, Hell yeah.

Posted by yoshy on 10-03-2008 10:38 AM:

Storm v Manly

GO THE STORM

BACK TO BACK

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Posted by Linnets on 10-03-2008 11:20 AM:

Gay American Rugby:

1876

At the Massasoit convention, the first rules for American football were written.


Proper Football:

The modern game was codified in England following the formation of The Football Association, whose 1863 Laws of the Game created the foundations for the way the sport is played today.

Unlucky. We got shotgun on the name 13 years before you. Besides, you don't even fucking play your game with your feet. How the fuck you can call it football is beyond me.

Posted by HoldDaSalad on 10-03-2008 11:41 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Linnets
Gay American Rugby:

1876

At the Massasoit convention, the first rules for American football were written.


Proper Football:

The modern game was codified in England following the formation of The Football Association, whose 1863 Laws of the Game created the foundations for the way the sport is played today.

Unlucky. We got shotgun on the name 13 years before you. Besides, you don't even fucking play your game with your feet. How the fuck you can call it football is beyond me.


You have your sport, we have ours it's that simple.

I'm not a fan of Soccer by any means, It's a rough sport that's for sure.
Rugby again is a rough sport, but not nearly as structured as American Football, and not nearly as rough.

Posted by yoshy on 10-03-2008 12:09 PM:

rough

Aussie Rules FFS!!!!

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Posted by The CandyMan on 10-03-2008 01:22 PM:

Damn Bengals rooting for them is a lesson in frustration.

The Browns should be having a good season. What the fuck happen?

The OSU game against Wisconsin this Saturday will be kick ass. Hopefully Pryor will show that he is indeed a first string starting QB. Good showing last week but this game is against a much tougher Big Ten team.

Good to see that the Columbus Crew (Soccer team) are in first place in the Eastern Standings. Maybe they'll actually have a chance for a championship this year finally.

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 10-03-2008 01:51 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon
Rugby again is a rough sport, but not nearly as structured as American Football, and not nearly as rough.


You gotta be kidding me, you fat delusional ugly weak retard!

LOL Rugby is a tougher sport by fucking miles..those yank faggots wearing all their padding ahahahahaaaaaaa

Posted by The CandyMan on 10-03-2008 03:12 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Gimp Mask
LOL Rugby is a tougher sport by fucking miles..those yank faggots wearing all their padding ahahahahaaaaaaa


Which means they hit harder. I played Football and Soccer(High School some city and Fraternity leagues), as well as Rugy in a Fraternity league in college, and I can tell you out of the 3 I was the most sore and tired after a Football (American) game. No doubt from my experience it's the most physically demanding of the 3.

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 10-03-2008 04:36 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by The CandyMan
Which means they hit harder.


Eh? Strange logic you have

Rugby tackles are hard hitting the same as yank football. Difference is yank footballers wear faggoty padding and helmets lol

edit:: Fuckin hell, i'm having deja vu writing this. I'm done. rugby>yankfootball

Posted by David Cameron on 10-03-2008 07:17 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by The CandyMan
Which means they hit harder. I played Football and Soccer(High School some city and Fraternity leagues), as well as Rugy in a Fraternity league in college, and I can tell you out of the 3 I was the most sore and tired after a Football (American) game. No doubt from my experience it's the most physically demanding of the 3.


This is probably because, without the padding, you didn't want to put as much effort in to Rugby.

Rugby is for men, American pansy football is for girls

Posted by HoldDaSalad on 10-03-2008 08:09 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by cupidstunt
This is probably because, without the padding, you didn't want to put as much effort in to Rugby.

Rugby is for men, American pansy football is for girls


Hold on, Candyman said American Football is a rougher sport, Someone who's played all three, and you say it's cause of the protective gear? The protective gear should lessen the blow. Your logic is awesome.

I'd much rather listen to someone who's played all 3 sports, than some dirty Brit who know's nothing of the American sport. Not one of us said Rugby or Soccor is a pussy sport, yet you gotta jump in with this "Hate America" attitude and talk shit about something you know nothing about.

You're opinion is pure shit, Take the time to at least understand the use of the protective gear, and get an understanding of the game.

Posted by HoldDaSalad on 10-03-2008 08:12 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by The CandyMan
Damn Bengals rooting for them is a lesson in frustration.

The Browns should be having a good season. What the fuck happen?

The OSU game against Wisconsin this Saturday will be kick ass. Hopefully Pryor will show that he is indeed a first string starting QB. Good showing last week but this game is against a much tougher Big Ten team.

Good to see that the Columbus Crew (Soccer team) are in first place in the Eastern Standings. Maybe they'll actually have a chance for a championship this year finally.


Those Bengals are sucking pretty bad this year. I feel sorry for any fan.

Well we got Pryor and Beanie's back as of last week, Let's hope this is a good game. OSU played better this past game but if we get trampled on like we did during that USC game, were toast. Wisconsin is a good fucking team this year.

Posted by Avenue_1 on 10-03-2008 08:25 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon
Hold on, Candyman said American Football is a rougher sport, Someone who's played all three, and you say it's cause of the protective gear? The protective gear should lessen the blow. Your logic is awesome.

I'd much rather listen to someone who's played all 3 sports, than some dirty Brit who know's nothing of the American sport. Not one of us said Rugby or Soccor is a pussy sport, yet you gotta jump in with this "Hate America" attitude and talk shit about something you know nothing about.

You're opinion is pure shit, Take the time to at least understand the use of the protective gear, and get an understanding of the game.


Stop kissing ManCandys ass because you know he'd kick the shit out of you Fuckin Pussy!!

Posted by David Cameron on 10-03-2008 08:40 PM:

Para yer fat fuck, try to understand what it is that I am saying.

I am saying that I know he has played all 3, but he couldn't have been playing Rugby properly if he doesn't think its the toughest sport. I am saying he only found American faggoty football tougher because he put more effort in to it due to him not being as afraid because of the padding and protection he would have been wearing.

If Americans aren't tremendous faggots, get them to play without the pads, then we'll see who the real men are. Rugby players do it all the time and they hit just as hard, if not harder than American Faggoty footballers.

Posted by HoldDaSalad on 10-03-2008 09:02 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by cupidstunt
Para yer fat fuck, try to understand what it is that I am saying.

I am saying that I know he has played all 3, but he couldn't have been playing Rugby properly if he doesn't think its the toughest sport. I am saying he only found American faggoty football tougher because he put more effort in to it due to him not being as afraid because of the padding and protection he would have been wearing.

If Americans aren't tremendous faggots, get them to play without the pads, then we'll see who the real men are. Rugby players do it all the time and they hit just as hard, if not harder than American Faggoty footballers.


If you've played all 3 sports I'd listen to what you have to say, but you haven't.

Posted by huuzurdaddy on 10-03-2008 09:13 PM:

I've played rugby and American Football. I love rugby its much more fun to play and to watch. I gotta agree with The Candyman. American Football is a much tougher sport.

So shut your pussy asses up and play the sport and find out for yourself.

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Posted by David Cameron on 10-03-2008 09:17 PM:

I have played all 3, I played football, I played Rugby, I played American faggoty football but without any pads coz i'm not a delicate little flower.

Posted by HoldDaSalad on 10-03-2008 09:35 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by cupidstunt
I have played all 3, I played football, I played Rugby, I played American faggoty football but without any pads coz i'm not a delicate little flower.


Ok, what is a Two-point conversion?

Posted by David Cameron on 10-03-2008 10:26 PM:

Its where someone kicks a football directly into your moms twat.

Posted by Avenue_1 on 10-03-2008 11:28 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by cupidstunt
Its where someone kicks a football directly into your moms twat.


LOL PWNED

Cupid 2
Para O

Posted by ZootedLooter on 10-03-2008 11:38 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by yoshy
rough

Aussie Rules FFS!!!!

ive only seen two matches on tv....but there is no argument there....that is the best football/rugby/soccer mess i have ever seen

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Posted by LOLobo on 10-06-2008 05:58 AM:

God this thread is a fuckin' mess.

Posted by Ripper on 10-06-2008 06:39 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon
Ok, what is a Two-point conversion?


In a two-point conversion attempt, the team that just scored must run a play from close to the opponent's goal line and advance the ball across the goal line as if it were a normal touchdown. If the team succeeds, then it earns two additional points on top of the six points for the touchdown.

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Posted by David Cameron on 10-06-2008 07:23 AM:

I'm no spearchucker but

The two-point conversion rule has been used in college football since 1958[1] and more recently in Canadian amateur football and the Canadian Football League. In overtime situations in college football, the two-point conversion is the mandatory method of scoring after a touchdown beginning with the third overtime.

The American Football League used the two-point conversion during its ten seasons from 1960 to 1969. After the NFL merged with the AFL, the rule did not immediately carry over to the merged league. The NFL adopted the two-point conversion rule in 1994, prompted by its usage in the short-lived USFL.[2]

The NFL's developmental league, NFL Europa (and its former entity, the World League of American Football), adopted the two-point conversion rule for its entire existence from 1991 through 2007.

Six-man football reverses the extra point and the two-point conversion: because there is no offensive line in that league, plays from scrimmage are worth one point but successful kicks are worth two.

The Arena Football League has recognized the two-point conversion for its entire existence, allowing for either a play from scrimmage or a drop kick to be worth two points. (The drop kick rule is unique to arena football.)

Both the World Football League and the XFL made it a point not to institute a two-point conversion rule so as to eliminate the easy extra point kick; what would constitute a two-point conversion in other leagues only counted one point in the WFL and XFL. However, the XFL later added a rule in the playoffs that allowed the scoring team to score two (or even three) points by successfully executing a play from a point farther from the opponent's end zone (two points if the team could score from the five-yard line and three points if they could score from the ten-yard line). The proposed New United States Football League, set to begin play in 2010, plans to adopt a three-point conversion opportunity from the 10 yard line, while keeping the standard extra point and two-point conversion rules in place.


[edit] Defensive two-point conversion
In American college and Canadian football (as well as, for a significant period of time, the Arena Football League, where missed extra points are rebounded back into the field of play), an intercepted two-point attempt, or one otherwise recovered by the defense, or a blocked extra point kick, can be returned to the other end zone to give the defensive team two points. The team that scored the touchdown then kicks off as normal. This is rare because of the infrequent use of the two-point conversion and the rarity of blocked extra points, and also because of the difficulty in returning the ball the full length of the field. It has proven the winning margin in some games. Only once has an individual player scored more than a single defensive two-point conversion in a game: Tony Holmes of the Texas Longhorns in a 1998 game against the Iowa State Cyclones.

The NFL and the National Federation of State High School Associations (with the exception of Texas and Mass.) do not allow this, and a two-point attempt resulting in recovery of the ball by the defense is merely 'no good', although it can, on rare occasions, result in a one-point safety. This one-point safety is the only way a team can have a score of just one point during the course of an American football game. (College and high school football assign a 1–0 score for a forfeited game.) Canadian football, however, allows another one-point play called the single, or rouge.


[edit] References
^ Time "The Two-Point Conversion,", October 6, 1958.
^ WiseGeek.com [1] Definition.
Retrieved from "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Two-point_conversion"
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Posted by The CandyMan on 10-06-2008 02:12 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by cupidstunt
I'm no spearchucker but


Ya sure?

OSU Buckeyes Baby!!!!

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Posted by danimal39 on 10-06-2008 11:05 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by The CandyMan
Ya sure?

OSU Buckeyes Baby!!!!
At least you have one professional football team in Ohio,lol

Posted by HoldDaSalad on 10-06-2008 11:49 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by danimal39
At least you have one professional football team in Ohio,lol
LMAO

Wow, StupidCunt can use Wikipedia.

Posted by The CandyMan on 10-07-2008 03:39 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by danimal39
At least you have one professional football team in Ohio,lol


Lol, yep I always said that it would be nice to have a NFL team here in Columbus but we sure as fuck don't want Cleveland or Cincy teams.

Heard a good joke the other day about the Browns. Know how to keep them in Cleveland? Paint a goal line around the stadium, they'll never cross it.

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 10-07-2008 11:00 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by The CandyMan
Lol, yep I always said that it would be nice to have a NFL team here in Columbus but we sure as fuck don't want Cleveland or Cincy teams.

Heard a good joke the other day about the Browns. Know how to keep them in Cleveland? Paint a goal line around the stadium, they'll never cross it.


There better than the fucking Bengals.

Posted by The CandyMan on 10-08-2008 04:30 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon
There better than the fucking Bengals.


How do you keep a Cincinnati Bengal out of your yard? Put up goal posts.

Why doesn't Dayton Ohio have a professional football team? Because then Cincinnati would want one!

Better?

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Posted by David Cameron on 10-08-2008 07:22 AM:

All you American faggoty football fans take it up the Arse-nal.

Posted by HoldDaSalad on 10-08-2008 07:38 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by cupidstunt
All you American faggoty football fans take it up the Arse-nal.
You must be a Dallas CowGirls fan, LMAO

Posted by yoshy on 10-08-2008 08:46 AM:

Any soccer fan should be embarrassed the way soccer players milk free kicks............

faggots

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There comes a point in your life when you realise;
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who never did,
who won't any more...
and who always will.
So, don't worry about people from your past,
there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

Posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter on 10-08-2008 08:50 AM:

I want FIFA 09, stupid PAL. :/

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Posted by The CandyMan on 10-08-2008 02:51 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter
I'm gay. <3 <3 <3


Fixed.

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