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Office Revenge

Need some really good ideas for office revenge/pranks.

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Install one of the latest trojans and have some covert fun while deleting/editing some of his work.

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Fuck his misses up the ass with no lube

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printscreen their desktop and save jpg,now save everything on desktop to folder and send to my docs,then delete all desktop/now open the saved jpg and set as desktop backgound,fun watching them click and nothing happens,oldie but goodie

tape down the thing that pops up when you answer the phone
you know what i mean
when you pick up the reciever

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Re: Office Revenge

He's a brown noser, and he annoys you. So what has he done to you personally to justify such measures?

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if he is a NOOB unplug his mouse
not harmful but good for a laugh

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He would probably fall for an emailed exe, I could email to him from home and he would open it tomorrow. Got any malicious little exe's knocking about? Something more embarrassing than destructive would be good, maybe something that freezes his terminal with a gay porn desktop.

i saw a paris hilton jail phone call thing on here a while back
it was real quiet so you turn your speakers up loud then it shouts some abusive message

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if you can get in the office before anyone else smear dog shit underneath his seat
and laugh to you self as people avoid him

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depending on how you play the setup, the shit some people do when they 'think' they are 10 grand up is fucking cool.

thats just half the gag,
then comes the bit when they try n claim the £$£$£ lol

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Originally posted by madd
if you can get in the office before anyone else smear dog shit underneath his seat
and laugh to you self as people avoid him

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Re: Re: Re: Office Revenge

it sounds like a shot to the face after work is the best thing you can do

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Originally posted by Arthur Daily
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depending on how you play the setup, the shit some people do when they 'think' they are 10 grand up is fucking cool.

thats just half the gag,
then comes the bit when they try n claim the £$£$£ lol

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Originally posted by Jingofin
That one is definitely a contender. Just got to think of a legitamate reason for giving him a scratch card.

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Originally posted by Arthur Daily
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depending on how you play the setup, the shit some people do when they 'think' they are 10 grand up is fucking cool.

thats just half the gag,
then comes the bit when they try n claim the £$£$£ lol

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Very subtle but very annoying. depending on how he types....finger poker..??


Switch the "M" and "N" keys on the keyboard.

It is very hard to notice with the naked eye and makes for quick fun. Makes him look stupid if he doesn't notice.

Do you use a community printer.??

If he has his own. Tape all the paper together -- or 2-3 sheets at a time.
Paper Jam mania.

But beers and wine in the company fridge with his name on it and "Do Not Touch" signs.


Convince female workers that he is in to them. Leave notes for them on his behalf. They will more than likely not take well to it and go to the boss about it.



If you have any access to his PC.......you can change the auto - correct options in Word. You can change all common words to be something else.....ie "and " swithced for "anal".

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Originally posted by Bit_Confused
It is very hard to notice with the naked eye and makes for quick fun.

If you have any access to his PC.......you can change the auto - correct options in Word. You can change all common words to be something else.....ie "and " swithced for "anal".

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very nice find......fuck trying to prank you.

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"Laxatives" liquid form in his drink!!!!
Scratch card is fun BUT the lax will be a lot better

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Why not show him up by working harder and being better at your job than he is instead of being a vindictive little prick? You're not upset because he's a "brown nose" you're upset because he pwnd you and got you in the shit despite you probably deserving it, we read your posts, we know you have the capability to act like a total choad and you probably thought it was fun to slap the new boy around a bit...

... Not a flame, just an observation

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Fuckin Thread Derailer Neversoft.
Play along.


Shit in his top drawer. Sorted

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Wipe your finger deep in your own ass. Yeah like that. No a bit deeper.

Then blow air over your finger in his direction. Like your saying "Shhhhh"but blow don't suck.

It is a variation of the shitlip. I can explain if needed.

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How is "working harder and being better than him" derailing the thread? It would be better revenge than petty crap like pissing on his chair or setting his homepage to nambla.org

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Originally posted by Bit_Confused
Fuckin Thread Derailer Neversoft.
Play along.


Shit in his top drawer. Sorted

OR

Wipe your finger deep in your own ass. Yeah like that. No a bit deeper.

Then blow air over your finger in his direction. Like your saying "Shhhhh"but blow don't suck.

It is a variation of the shitlip. I can explain if needed.

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Originally posted by Neversoft
How is "working harder and being better than him" derailing the thread? It would be better revenge than petty crap like pissing on his chair or setting his homepage to nambla.org

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You could always just keep an eye out if he leaves a drink hanging around specially as summer is coming (supposed to be anyway)

Option b is have him accused of stealing from the office

Or
Option c is have him worked over a bit

Option d is find his car and pour paint thinner over the car the longer it's left there the worse it is, or salt or sugar in fuel tank will kill the engine within a min or so, or shove a rag up the tail pipe


Seriously cover your ass if u want to go down that road though

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Subscribe him to some nasty porn....of the magazine variety. Or free subs to regular mags. ie Sun Star
Mailing address being your work with his name.

does your company use SSL or can your hostname be spoofed?

You could spoof emails from home using his addy.

Do you have a community fridge..??
World of fun there.

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Yeah... I guess one option is to dump his email address on every spam list you can find (sign up for free compos etc etc) then sign him up for some free gifts such as tampons, lube, Tena for Men (samples of which I've inflicted on my colleagues in the past) - nothing says I love you like a million spam emails and a pile of unwanted shit getting delivered to your desk every day

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^^Had a guy who brought his briefcase in everyday,I completely filled his case with tampons,and told security to check his bag as we left,everyone in line bust out laughing

While you're fucking with the keyboard you could switch his number pad around - instead of reading 7,8,9... etc reverse the order so it starts with 0. Takes ages to spot and especially useful if he types with the numberpad a lot. Otherwise switch the mouse and keyboard plugs on his PC if they're not USB, that's always nice as they'll see them plugged in but won't twig.

Depending on the layout of the keypad you could also switch the side delete key with the plus key.

The Annoy-a-tron is one of my personal favourites, easily hidden and always fun.

Give a mate his direct line.

Act like a complete cunt to him all day then just when everyone in the office starts to hate you, get your mate to phone him pretending to be from the local hospital.

Your friend should inform him that his entire family has been involved in a massive accident and only his DNA matching blood could have saved them BUT because he doesn't visit them as a good son, father, brother, uncle should...the surgeon couldn't reach him in time. They're now all dead. It was a slow, painful, lonely death. Agonizing really.


Now you can sow the seeds of your labour. Let him throw himself about the place in sheer torment and despair - then when the workday comes to a close, let everyone in on the joke.

Now, you'll be revered as a real fun bloke who everyone wants pints with and he'll be ashamed to the brink of suicide at the scene he pulled earlier. He may even take a few days off sick until everyone forgets about it.

Hope this helps.

damn....i just missed your posts that you edited out....but i can rationalize the incrimination youre worried about...so i deleted all the quotes of your posts that you dont want seen....anyway i like the m/n thing.... not realy malicious but it should fuck his mind for a few hours

good luck and pm me the results if you cant post em here

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made a bumper sticker for same friend that said honk if you like men,he drove a week with it on his car,lol

and even though (and also just because) its been used on tv....the stapler in the jello should get a laugh out of everyone

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the laxative idea would work, but for an added twist throw some ground up viagra in with it.


imagine the ass clenched duck-walk to the shitter while trying to hide a massive hard-on.




work harder? who hijacked Neversoft's account?

I hate when people delete their posts >:|

I like the lotto ticket. Leave it half-scratched sticking half out form under his trash before he comes in.

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Originally posted by ZootedLooter
damn....i just missed your posts that you edited out....but i can rationalize the incrimination youre worried about...so i deleted all the quotes of your posts that you dont want seen....anyway i like the m/n thing.... not realy malicious but it should fuck his mind for a few hours

good luck and pm me the results if you cant post em here

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Bit of an update. The twat who pissed me off won Nob Head of the month.

Our department keeps a jar on the table, any one who has been a nob head gets their name written down and put in the jar. Today we counted up the names and elected our first Nob Head of the month. Obviously only a select few know about this contest but as these things tend to do, it got around. The best thing about this is that I only put his name in once, yesterday and still with 6 votes he is our Nob Head of the month.

As for the fake scratch card thing, I'm buying some now, I let a couple of other lads know about it and we have decided upon a 3 pronged attack. The original twat who works in a seperate department, a twat in our own department and another twat in another department. Posting them next Wednesday in Thank You cards addressed from various clients. All should receive around the same time when the mail lady goes around. These victims sit at opposite corners of a huge office floor, don't really know eachother and hopefully should result in 3 pissed off twats.

Realistically, depending on how busy I am I could possibly film one of them and their reaction, unfortunately not the original twat. We are waiting until next Thursday because one of my co-conspirators is having a long weekend this week.

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Originally posted by Jingofin
Realistically, depending on how busy I am I could possibly film one of them and their reaction,

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