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Posted by Jay Are on 11-10-2007 08:50 AM:

random movie quotes

"is this a declaration of war? is this some white cunts' joke that black cunts don't get? 'cause i'm not fucking laughing nicholaas."

"if you hold anything back, i'll kill ya. if you lie or i think you're lying, i'll kill ya. in fact, you're going to have to work very hard to stay alive, nick. now do you understand everything i've said?" nods head. "good. 'cause if you don't, i'll kill ya."

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Posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b on 11-10-2007 11:14 AM:

"Say, why don't you have that junior plastic surgeon you married design you a new face: one without a mouth!"

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Posted by Darlowad on 11-10-2007 11:37 AM:

"love you hunny bunny"

"ok be cool this is a robbery"

"any of you fuckin bitch move ill execute evry mother fuckin last one of ya"

ENTER THEME TUNE.

Posted by ZootedLooter on 11-10-2007 12:21 PM:

whoopsie

"Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!"

or

"Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute everyone of you motherfuckers!"

pick one

i go with "Well, well, well! Well if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarble, ya eunuch jelly thou! "

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looter n. : someone who takes spoils or plunder (as in war) [syn: plunderer, pillager, spoiler, despoiler, raider, freebooter]

Posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b on 11-10-2007 01:07 PM:

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."

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Posted by Darlowad on 11-10-2007 01:32 PM:

sounds like bitch to me ????

"iv got balls like fuckin watermelons"

name the film

Posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b on 11-10-2007 05:59 PM:

trainspotting...

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Posted by bartleby on 11-11-2007 02:08 AM:

quote:
Oh baby. yeah baby , thats the spot . Stick it in my pussy.

Oh yeah. Do you like that ?

yeah.
yeah.
yeeeeeeeah.

Name that movie !

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snoochie boochies

Posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b on 11-11-2007 08:46 AM:

Tom and Jerry

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Posted by Jay Are on 11-11-2007 12:43 PM:

"i am no longer constipated"

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Posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b on 11-11-2007 01:07 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jay Are
"i am no longer constipated"

Your father finally took his cock out of your arse?

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Posted by Jay Are on 11-11-2007 11:20 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b
Your father finally took his cock out of your arse?

trainspotting.

"fuck my life"

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Posted by yoshy on 11-12-2007 04:19 AM:

Unhook me with your raw hands, and lick my pulsating nipples until they pout!

Posted by Darlowad on 11-12-2007 08:39 AM:

"just a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down"

Posted by bartleby on 11-12-2007 05:20 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Darlowad v6.0b
"just a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down"

Barely 18 vol.3

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Posted by stickywicket on 11-12-2007 07:33 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Darlowad v6.0b
"just a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down"

101 ways to kill a diabetic.

Posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b on 11-12-2007 07:39 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Darlowad v6.0b
"just a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down"

Is she your hero?

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Posted by Jay Are on 11-12-2007 09:38 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by yoshy
Unhook me with your raw hands, and lick my pulsating nipples until they pout!

the lion king?

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Posted by vanzans on 11-12-2007 09:43 PM:

Jay Are is on a posting splurge again.

Posted by yoshy on 11-13-2007 06:29 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jay Are
the lion king?

you idiot

Posted by J Fresh on 11-13-2007 08:34 AM:

1:15, restate my assumptions: 1. Mathematics is the language of nature. 2. Everything around us can be represented and understood through numbers. 3. If you graph these numbers, patterns emerge. Therefore: There are patterns everywhere in nature.

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Posted by Darlowad on 11-13-2007 08:45 AM:

"Daddy, why don't we throw mommy out the window? It won't hurt her. She'll land in the gladiolas"

Posted by Jay Are on 11-13-2007 04:00 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by yoshy
you idiot

Yoshy: Gaper for Life?

i only saw this once and must say how pleased i was with the ending. whoda thought Yoshy was actually a man?!

a - 8
v - 9
m - 2

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Posted by Marshallbanana on 12-02-2007 06:14 PM:

"OVER THE TOP, DAD! OVER THE TOP!"

Posted by David Cameron on 12-02-2007 06:58 PM:

"I don't need a compass to tell me which way the wind shines"

Posted by Jay Are on 12-02-2007 10:58 PM:

"i want a caravan. it's for me ma."

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Posted by Jay Are on 12-18-2007 10:01 PM:

your produce alone has been worth the trip

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Posted by Jay Are on 12-25-2007 06:14 AM:

"you probably shouldn't be diggin in your ass..."

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Posted by Jay Are on 12-26-2007 01:38 AM:

somebody fucking mod me already... that's not a quote, i just need to be a mod already.

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Posted by David Cameron on 12-26-2007 02:08 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jay Are
somebody fucking mod me already... that's not a quote, i just need to be a mod already.

Hahhaahahahha, good one kid.

Posted by LOLobo on 12-26-2007 02:10 AM:

yeah no.

Posted by Avenue_1 v5.0b on 12-26-2007 08:46 AM:

Hey! Smell my fingers!... What the hell is that?...My ass!

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Posted by yoshy on 12-26-2007 09:02 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jay Are
Yoshy: legend

i only saw this once and must say how pleased i was with the ending. whoda thought Yoshy was actually an immortal crusader?!

a - 8
v - 9
m - 2

fixed

Posted by Jay Are on 01-11-2008 08:24 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by yoshy
fixed

i like how you "fixed" it, but left the overall score.

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Posted by Jay Are on 01-11-2008 08:44 AM:

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Originally posted by LOLobo
yeah no.

just the fact that that's the worst thing that could happen, my effort was not in vain.

one more for the road...
"of course that's your contention, you're a first-year grad student; you just got finished reading some marxian historian, pete garrison probably. you're gonna be convinced of that 'till next month when you get to james lemon. then you're going to be talking about how the economies of virginia and pennsylvania were entrepreneurial and capitalist way back in 1740. that's gonna last until next year when you're gonna be in here regurgitating gordon wood, talkin' about, ya know, the pre-revolutionary utopia and the capital forming effects of military mobilization.

well, as a matter of fact, I won't, because wood drastically underestimates the impact...

'wood drastically - wood drastically underestimates the impact of social distinction predicated upon wealth, especially inherited wealth'? you got that from vickis. work in essex county page 98, right? yeah, i read that too. were... were you gonna plagiarize the whole thing for us or do... do you have any thoughts of your own on this matter? is that your thing; you read some obscure passage and then pretend - you pawn it off as your own... as your own idea just to impress some girls, embarrass my friend? see, the sad thing about a guy like you is, in 50 years you're gonna start doin' some thinkin' on your own and you're going to come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life; one, don't do that. and two, you dropped 150 grand on a fuckin education you could have got for a dollar fifty in late charges at the public library!

yeah, but I will have a degree. and you'll be servin my kids fries at a drive-thru on our way to a skiing trip.

yeah that may be... but at least i won't be unoriginal. but i mean, if you have a problem with that, i mean, we could just step outside we can figure it out."

don't think i got it quite right, but it's been a while.

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Posted by David Cameron on 01-11-2008 07:14 PM:

"My loyalty? For 24 years people have been trying to kill me, people who know how. Now, do you think thats because my dad was a Greek soda pop maker or because i'm an American spy? Go fuck yourself you fucking child!"

Posted by Jay Are on 01-12-2008 04:31 AM:

"dick york... dick sargent... sargent york. hmm that's interesting."

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Posted by Jay Are on 01-15-2008 02:30 AM:

"well, you never know. it could be one of those babies that's born without junk."

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Posted by Jay Are on 01-16-2008 03:20 AM:

"yeah well, that's just like, your opinion man."

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Posted by Jay Are on 01-17-2008 08:59 AM:

"it's your kids, marty, something's gotta be done about your kids"

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Posted by Jay Are on 01-18-2008 06:28 AM:

"fuck motha fuck. motha motha fuck fuck. motha motha fuck motha fuck fuck noids. noids. 1 2 3."

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Posted by Jay Are on 01-19-2008 08:34 AM:

"if i were you, russ, i'd have my mouth full of shotgun with my toe on the trigger."

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Posted by Jay Are on 01-21-2008 08:56 AM:

"the dude abides..."

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Posted by LOLobo on 01-21-2008 10:53 PM:

"Calmer than you are"

Posted by Avenue_1 v5.0b on 01-21-2008 11:02 PM:

"Yup"

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Posted by Jay Are on 01-22-2008 07:54 PM:

"life does not stop and start at your convenience you miserable piece of shit"

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