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Posted by gezzer on 02-25-2009 11:54 PM:

Hate

Seeing as all the hate has disappeared for the most part along with the emo avatars (NS your either a genius or you got lucky) I thought I'd list all the things I hate.....
The BNP,racists,hyundai Getz's,Brown/Blair,Cherie Blair,Tottenham hotspur,Harry Redknap,Steve Mclaren,UKIP,Chav's,Religious programs,
The Jeremy Kyle show,Mobility scooters,wind surfers,nimbys.
Whats yours?

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Posted by Weirdman on 02-26-2009 12:13 AM:

ill add to your list

I hate spics, niggers, wops, chinks, gooks, japs, frogs, krauts, cameljockeys, dot heads, jawas, racists, pudding, Apple computers, ipods (i hate them, but they are so cool), california, snakes, off brand cigs, Henny McKenny whiskey, and most of all i hate that smiley on the side of my screen, the one with the beard and cane or whatever that is in its hand, why is he dancing?

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 02-26-2009 12:28 AM:

What do I hate?

Politicians in general: There all liers
ManCandys ex-wife: what a dumb bitch
My late Fiance's mother: I hated that cunt
The colors of the Pink Forum: Because there fucking gay
Cigarettes of any kind: Smokers are nasty
Weed: because it smells nasty and I've never tried it
Prescription pain pills: They kill more than Crack
The Michigan Wolverines: There losing streak is great though
The Pittsburgh Steelers: Because they suck and all the wiggers love them
Neversofts Mother: Ez heazy Japaneasy
Avenues Sister: such a fucking cunt
OSH's girlfriend: The dumb bitch cheated on him and now she had his bastard son.
Fat people: because there fat, I'm fat. blah
My Avatar: That nigga is to skinny
My Sig: Fucking fat ugly asian

This is a very short list.

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Posted by punzada on 02-26-2009 12:54 AM:

proprietary media codecs, copyrights on software, closed source applications, US federal marijuana laws, people trying to kill net neutrality, censorship, most insects that are too large even if relatively harmless -- they're just fucking creepy, birds and the people stupid enough to have them as pets, most 'reality' tv, tv shows that have no progress week to week (ie most sitcoms, give me an evolving plot damnit), 4chan, juggalos, societies view of love and relationships which has ruined people's lives setting them up for horrid expectations and any car that is bright fucking yellow that isn't a lambo, a taxi or a schoolbus.


Posted by Arthur Daily on 02-26-2009 01:20 AM:

i hate this beeping sound,
its a neighbor a few houses along the street and its been beeping for fucking hours.
sounds like a smoke alarm or alarm clock and its fucking loud.

BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP,

all fucking night long.

BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP,

oh and this pain in my back, i could type a load of bullshit on how i injured it rescuing some puppies from a burning building, but....


this is what you get when you help a pal move house
then lift the largest fucking sofa in history WITHOUT bending ya knees.

BEND YA FUCKIN KNEES & KEEP YA BACK STRATE KIDS!!!

fucking shits slowing me down,
nows the time to take advantage of old Arthur people..
ill still whoop yo ass, just don't make me chase you, or have to lift you.

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Posted by wob on 02-26-2009 01:34 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Arthur Daily
i hate this beeping sound,
its a neighbor a few houses along the street and its been beeping for fucking hours.
sounds like a smoke alarm or alarm clock and its fucking loud.

BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP,

all fucking night long.

BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP,

oh and this pain in my back, i could type a load of bullshit on how i injured it rescuing some puppies from a burning building, but....


this is what you get when you help a pal move house
then lift the largest fucking sofa in history WITHOUT bending ya knees.

BEND YA FUCKIN KNEES & KEEP YA BACK STRATE KIDS!!!

fucking shits slowing me down,
nows the time to take advantage of old Arthur people..
ill still whoop yo ass, just don't make me chase you, or have to lift you.



what u think of the new minder on channel 5 arfur??i hate it


Posted by bartleby on 02-26-2009 04:12 AM:

The westboro baptist church , seriously how are they not dead ?

Al Qeada for being shits and not targeting the right people , see #1.

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Posted by LOLobo on 02-26-2009 05:15 AM:

Damn punz, you hate everything I do :>


Posted by Bit_Confused on 02-26-2009 05:48 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon
What do I hate?

Politicians in general: There all liers
ManCandys ex-wife: what a dumb bitch
My late Fiance's mother: I hated that cunt
The colors of the Pink Forum: Because there fucking gay
Cigarettes of any kind: Smokers are nasty
Weed: because it smells nasty and I've never tried it
Prescription pain pills: They kill more than Crack
The Michigan Wolverines: There losing streak is great though
The Pittsburgh Steelers: Because they suck and all the wiggers love them
Neversofts Mother: Ez heazy Jananeasy
Avenues Sister: such a fucking cunt
OSH's girlfriend: The dumb bitch cheated on him and now she had his bastard son.
Fat people: because there fat, I'm fat. blah
My Avatar: That nigga is to skinny
My Sig: Fucking fat ugly asian

This is a very short list.




You forgot me Fatass




I hate tooth pain.

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 02-26-2009 07:32 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Bit_Confused
You forgot me Fatass




I hate tooth pain.

I don't hate you

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Posted by yoshy on 02-26-2009 07:49 AM:

I hate drivers who sit in the right hand lane on freeways............

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Posted by danimal39 on 02-26-2009 07:53 AM:

I hate Oprah,die Oprah ,just die!


Posted by Mother on 02-26-2009 09:05 AM:

Chris Moyles.
Katie Price/Jordan.
eBay sellers from Hong Kong who register on the UK site.
Non-geographic telephone numbers.
Spam email.
Spam SMS.
Telesales calls, especially those from India.
Posters for get-rich-quick schemes littering road junctions.
Posters for SMS subscription services littering road junctions.
Pigeons.
DRM and copy protection.
Over-restrictive group policies on corporate PCs.
HTML email.
Ruby Wax.
Microwave meals that say "peel back film lid and stir", then you find the lid can only be opened with a knife.
Drivers who undertake just to jump a few places in a traffic queue.
Boy racer chavs in twatmobiles with exhausts as big as coal scuttles.
Neighbours who park across your drive.
Parked cars obstructing footways.
Dog shit on footpaths.
Horse shit on footpaths - if you're not prepared to clear it up, ride your 'oss on the fucking road.
Colds/flu.
Cold sores.
Halifax TV ads featuring that "Howard" retard.
HGV drivers on motorways who pull out into lane 2 and then proceed at the same speed as the other HGVs in lane 1.
People who use ALL CAPS on internet forums.
People who use txt spk on internet forums.
Pretty much anything to do with mobile phones - cash-back deals and trying to end a contract.
Low cost inkjet printers subsidised by high cost of replacement cartridges.
Low cost razors subsidised by high cost of replacement blades.
Kerrang! 105.2
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Posted by yoshy on 02-26-2009 09:57 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Mother
Chris Moyles.
Katie Price/Jordan.
eBay sellers from Hong Kong who register on the UK site.
Non-geographic telephone numbers.
Spam email.
Spam SMS.
Telesales calls, especially those from India.
Posters for get-rich-quick schemes littering road junctions.
Posters for SMS subscription services littering road junctions.
Pigeons.
DRM and copy protection.
Over-restrictive group policies on corporate PCs.
HTML email.
Ruby Wax.





Microwave meals that say "peel back film lid and stir", then you find the lid can only be opened with a knife.
Drivers who undertake just to jump a few places in a traffic queue.
Boy racer chavs in twatmobiles with exhausts as big as coal scuttles.
Neighbours who park across your drive.
Parked cars obstructing footways.
Dog shit on footpaths.
Horse shit on footpaths - if you're not prepared to clear it up, ride your 'oss on the fucking road.
Colds/flu.
Cold sores.
Halifax TV ads featuring that "Howard" retard.
HGV drivers on motorways who pull out into lane 2 and then proceed at the same speed as the other HGVs in lane 1.
People who use ALL CAPS on internet forums.
People who use txt spk on internet forums.
Pretty much anything to do with mobile phones - cash-back deals and trying to end a contract.
Low cost inkjet printers subsidised by high cost of replacement cartridges.
Low cost razors subsidised by high cost of replacement blades.
Kerrang! 105.2
Jade Goody.



is dogshit on the nature strip ok?

I hate firebugs

neighbours/home@away

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There comes a point in your life when you realise;
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who never did,
who won't any more...
and who always will.
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Posted by David Cameron on 02-26-2009 01:41 PM:

Overly camp comedians/actors, Yoshy, benefit scroungers, Gypsies, the new flavour Walkers Crisps, the twat who sits next to me at work who talks too fucking loudly, i'm seriously going to have to beat the living shit out of him if he doesn't shut the fuck up. He also only took 30 minutes dinner today so my usually peaceful hour has been cut in half and I am about ready to stove his face in. He has no idea I am writing this about him and he is sitting about 2 feet away, I hate him with all my heart, I hate his face, I hate his accent, I hate his voice and the way he sounds like he is having an asthma attack when he laughs. I wish nothing but pain and suffering upon this annoying piece of shit and woooooo saaaaaa, writing this has relieved my stress somewhat.


Posted by Fuckmonkey on 02-26-2009 02:06 PM:

Hating pension companies today as I just found out how much mine is currently worth. Cunts.


Posted by baha on 02-26-2009 09:57 PM:

I hate having to think up things to write.*

















*I also hate fucking dicks who think up smart ass answers to perfectly simple questions.

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Posted by Darlowad on 02-26-2009 10:09 PM:

Queers/faggots/cock jockeys
distant family
renaults/citroen's
niggers
pakis
jews
cock eyed people
butch lesbians
high ranking female workers
waiters that wont fuck off
recyling
chinky doormen

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 02-26-2009 10:14 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Darlowad
Queers/faggots/cock jockeys
distant family
renaults/citroen's
niggers
pakis
jews
cock eyed people
butch lesbians
high ranking female workers
waiters that wont fuck off
recyling
chinky doormen

I thought that was everything you loved?

I love Chinky Doormen

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 02-26-2009 10:44 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Darlowad
chinky doormen



quote:
Origamily postid bi Ourfer Daylee
and ill rise above the 'chinky' comment (for now)


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Posted by davidbrent on 02-26-2009 10:56 PM:

The stupid fucking sausage they put in the burger king breakfast roll.

Tuna.

Cunts that get the shop to check their lottery tickets.

Manchester United.

Tuna.

Virgin media.


Posted by Darlowad on 02-26-2009 10:57 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by davidbrent

Manchester United.




hella yeah

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Posted by gezzer on 02-26-2009 11:57 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jingofin
, the twat who sits next to me at work who talks too fucking loudly, i'm seriously going to have to beat the living shit out of him if he doesn't shut the fuck up. He also only took 30 minutes dinner today so my usually peaceful hour has been cut in half and I am about ready to stove his face in. He has no idea I am writing this about him and he is sitting about 2 feet away, I hate him with all my heart, I hate his face, I hate his accent, I hate his voice and the way he sounds like he is having an asthma attack when he laughs. I wish nothing but pain and suffering upon this annoying piece of shit and woooooo saaaaaa, writing this has relieved my stress somewhat.

Your in the wrong job..
Here's my "office" and the view from it this morning, lovely.

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Posted by baha on 02-27-2009 12:04 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by gezzer
Your in the wrong job..
Here's my "office" and the view from it this morning, lovely.


What kind of fish do you go for? Seasonal, or do you go year round?

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Posted by gezzer on 02-27-2009 12:14 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by baha
What kind of fish do you go for? Seasonal, or do you go year round?

I don't trawl for fish, can't say what, It would ID me. My jobs pretty rare.Got loads of mates that do tho,mostly bass and mullet.

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Posted by baha on 02-27-2009 12:29 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by gezzer
I don't trawl for fish, can't say what, It would ID me. My jobs pretty rare.Got loads of mates that do tho,mostly bass and mullet.

Fair enough.

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Posted by Bit_Confused on 02-27-2009 12:32 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by gezzer
I don't trawl for fish, can't say what, It would ID me.



Dope and Mexicans



We already know

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Posted by Scannerdarkly on 02-27-2009 06:00 AM:

i hate christians

i hate christian schools

i hate christians with that: "abortion kills children" bumper stickers


Posted by HoldDaSalad on 02-27-2009 07:04 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Scannerdarkly
i hate christians

i hate christian schools

i hate christians with that: "abortion kills children" bumper stickers

Amen, sing it brutha

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Posted by yoshy on 02-27-2009 11:19 AM:

Banks that charge 2 bucks to use an atm that's not there's.

Carlton
Police
Child Support
Indian Telephonists.
Fridge magnets that don't hold the damn picture.
Brussell sprouts
and Cabbage for that matter.
Michael Jackson
Terrorists.........who doesn't?
The new gps technology being introduced for parking officers so that they don't have to leave the car and double the victims...thanks Canada.......I think






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When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over.

There comes a point in your life when you realise;
who matters,
who never did,
who won't any more...
and who always will.
So, don't worry about people from your past,
there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.


Posted by Linnets on 02-27-2009 11:27 AM:

Why do you hate child support Yoshy?


Posted by Mother on 02-27-2009 11:44 AM:

Also: huge stupid annoying animated TV station logos and graphics.


Posted by Linnets on 02-27-2009 03:25 PM:

I hate it when my gluttony prevents me from putting down my knife and fork before my stomach feels like its going to explode.
All overly camp TV personalities / celebrities. (Except Dale Winton, can't explain it).
Mushrooms & tuna.
Heavy Metal.
Hangovers.
That I'm not a premiership footballer.


Posted by Vampire on 02-27-2009 05:43 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Linnets
Mushrooms & tuna.
Hangovers


These... other than that, I'm pretty much an easy going guy....

...oh, I fucking hate chavs... and...

Flambouyant, in-your-face gays.
Cunts who park over my driveway and then act like I'm annoying them because I've asked them to move.
The twat of a lorry driver beeping me because I was holding him up whilst the cunts above moved off of my driveway earlier.
Tight arse bastards who never dip their hand in their pocket on a night out.
People who don't know me yet act overly familiar with me - fuck off.. you don't know me.. you have no right to talk to me like my mates do.
Work shy cunts who cause my workload to treble.
Any religious twat who comes to my door to try and teach me the ways of their religion.
Warm lager (are you listening to me Phil... your lager is warm as piss.. fix it!)
Failing at anything.

...and so many more things. My friends and family believe that I am only truly happy when I'm miserable and moaning about something.

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Posted by Bit_Confused on 02-27-2009 06:28 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Vampire

Tight arse bastards who never dip their hand in their pocket on a night out.




Too fucking true mate.

And fuckers who don't pitch on a fucking joint with a pocketful of their own.

But still smoke the fuck outta mine.

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Posted by Darlowad on 02-27-2009 06:36 PM:

Or the guy that will buy multiple rounds in the weatherspoons
and then try and carry em over when you get into town !!!

CUNT!!!!

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Posted by monty23 on 02-27-2009 07:30 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Mother
Neighbours who park across your drive.



quote:
Originally posted by Vampire
Cunts who park over my driveway and then act like I'm annoying them because I've asked them to move.



...Deep breath...

My wife and I live on a new estate. There is no leafy driveway or garage, just three spaces made of tarmac at the side of our house.

We have two cars so consequently one is always vacant.

Everyone on the estate has exactly the same provision for parking, so all should be rosy.

No. Across the road (not on our estate) we have a medical practice that has space to accomodate four vehicles, three of which are taken by the practicioners.

The net result being that my partner and I arrive home from work EVERY NIGHT to find at least one, normally two cars parked on OUR property.

This has been going on for nearly three years, and as Vamps points out I'm the one that is painted as the bad man when I've asked calmly, politely and latterly psychopathically for them to fucking move.

I wouldn't mind so much if the three owners would just move there Mercs/BMWs etc. But no, 'we're bringing our cars, our patients are parking where yours should be'.

I'm at bursting point, and the likelyhood is i'll be appearing in some tabloid over the coming weeks, probably with a wheel clamp and a hammer

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Posted by monty23 on 02-27-2009 07:32 PM:

Other than that:

People who nick your table in a pub, despite me leaving a jacket/paper/pint combination.
Chavs.
Unresponsive restaurant staff. I know it doesn't pay well, it's not my fault.
People who don't indicate at islands.
Those horrible earings that hollow out your earlobe.
Any male lead off Monstersofcock.
My inability to replicate Paras cheeky grin

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Posted by gezzer on 02-27-2009 09:24 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Bit_Confused
Dope and Mexicans



We already know


Yes there's a really big call for running Mexicans over the Dorset border

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Posted by LOLobo on 02-27-2009 10:38 PM:

ALIMONY

I don't have to pay, but the concept is fuckin' stupid.


Posted by Fuckmonkey on 02-27-2009 10:55 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by gezzer
Yes there's a really big call for running Mexicans over the Dorset border


lmao


Posted by yoshy on 02-28-2009 02:12 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Linnets
Why do you hate child support Yoshy?


The Mother has had a restraining order/and not allowed to see him.. by court order.

Its all finished now, so I am just glad its done.

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There comes a point in your life when you realise;
who matters,
who never did,
who won't any more...
and who always will.
So, don't worry about people from your past,
there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.


Posted by Munson on 02-28-2009 05:28 AM:

threads like this


Posted by David Cameron on 02-28-2009 08:52 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by gezzer
Your in the wrong job..
Here's my "office" and the view from it this morning, lovely.



Its swings and roundabouts. The cunt who sits near me might be annoying but at least when its cold i'm in the warm. Personally i'd hate to be shivvering my nuts off in the depths winter cleaning fish shit and dead seals off other peoples boats

Oh, and... You have been identified


Also, I hate girls who claim to be really dirty in the bedroom then get all upset at being jizzed in the face.


Posted by ntscuser on 02-28-2009 11:35 AM:

Motion menus that give away the best bits of a movie before you've even watched it.


Posted by HoldDaSalad on 03-01-2009 06:31 AM:

There were a few twinks on this site who complained about my jiggly Asian titties and had to turn sigs off in front of there women, So I hope your women see my new sig. If they do you'll soon be in divorce court.

::EDIT:: That's the longest I let my hair get unless I'm to poor to buy some good razors.

I fucking hate hair.

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Posted by ZootedLooter on 03-01-2009 06:45 AM:

my girl has been laughing at you for the last hour

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 03-01-2009 06:51 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by ZootedLooter
my girl has been laughing at you for the last hour
that would be your daughter right? Now ask your wife?

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 03-01-2009 08:40 AM:

Never realised your ears were so fuckin huge, dumbo!!!

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Posted by yoshy on 03-01-2009 08:57 AM:

im guessing forceps baby

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There comes a point in your life when you realise;
who matters,
who never did,
who won't any more...
and who always will.
So, don't worry about people from your past,
there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.


Posted by HoldDaSalad on 03-01-2009 10:24 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1
Never realised your ears were so fuckin huge, dumbo!!!
Yeah, my big jumbo ears aren't gonna get my fat ass off the ground.

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Posted by The CandyMan on 03-01-2009 01:28 PM:

Ah let's see...

*Ex wives
*Right-lane hogs
*Bad drivers period. Get off the fucking road you inbred, mentally-challenged, got your driver's license out of cracker jack box, no turn signal using fucktwat!
*Left-wing liberals
*People who have no fucking clue how the economy works
*Seafood
*Fruitcake
*Friends and family who use H&R Block, and get charged hundreds of dollars for the same thing I would do for free or a few bucks, when I've been doing my own taxes for 17 fucking years and you looky I went TO FUCKING COLLEGE AND GRADUATED WITH A DEGREE IN FINANCE AND OH WOW ACCOUNTING YOU DUMBASS!
*Rap music
*Ex-wive's father
*Ex-wive's mother
*Ex-wive's sister (only one the other is cool but was smart enough to move 1000 miles away from the family)
*Parking space hogs. What the fuck? you drive a 2 door compact car and yet can't get the fucker straight between the two yellow/white lines and then I have to park my 15 passenger one-ton E350 Clubwagon Van next to without hitting your fucking car and the one on the otherside who can't park correctly either!!
*Wal-Mart only because it's the best/cheapest place to shop and EVERYONE knows it which means EVERYONE is always fucking there.
*Para's asshole which constantly spews a gaseous stink cloud resulting in the HazMat team tracking dirt all over my carpet whenever he comes to visit.
*Ignorant People

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Posted by olskoolfife on 05-15-2009 05:17 PM:

3 Things that annoy you

Things that annoy me.

1.People saying "My Bad"
2.Whistling tunes that don't fuckin exist.
3.People saying "No Offense but..."cause you know you are about to be offended.

So what things really wind you up ?

and before someone says threads like this. Fuck you.





Posted by Neversoft on 05-15-2009 06:02 PM:

1. People that don't wash their hands after having a piss (cos there's nothing more infuriating than washing your own hands so you can get some other dirty fucks piss on em from the door handle!)
2. People that tell you bullshit "incredible" stories cos they have a shit life but want you to like them.
3. People who complain about cars, driving, the expense etc etc then think I'm crazy and bang on about "freedom to go anywhere" when I tell them I don't drive, don't particularly want to drive (although I probably need to for career purposes) and am sick of hearing them moan about how much driving in the UK sucks arse cos of the traffic and wondering why I don't want to inflict that on myself. Fucking idiots.
4. People who bang-on about Golf or expect me to give the slightest fuck about the game.
5. Pigeons.
6. People who think cats have a personality or ANY feelings towards their owners other than "contempt" and "where's the fucking tuna?"
7. Txt spk, especially in emails etc. I can see the point in a text message (sort of) but it's still not faster and makes you sound like a spaz.
8. Militant vegetarians.

Hang on... I can only have 3? Erm, I'll go with 1, 5 and 7 then

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Posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter on 05-15-2009 06:18 PM:

Yay, a thread where people can bitch freely!

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Posted by punzada on 05-15-2009 06:19 PM:

quote:
proprietary media codecs, copyrights on software, closed source applications, US federal marijuana laws, people trying to kill net neutrality, censorship, most insects that are too large even if relatively harmless -- they're just fucking creepy, birds and the people stupid enough to have them as pets, most 'reality' tv, tv shows that have no progress week to week (ie most sitcoms, give me an evolving plot damnit), 4chan, juggalos, societies view of love and relationships which has ruined people's lives setting them up for horrid expectations and any car that is bright fucking yellow that isn't a lambo, a taxi or a schoolbus.


http://forum.vcdq.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=84545


Posted by Neversoft on 05-15-2009 06:22 PM:

Threads merged, thanks Punzada

(can't believe I missed the original... I've got so much hate to give!)

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Posted by olskoolfife on 05-15-2009 06:46 PM:

i missed it to
quite right to merge


Posted by punzada on 05-15-2009 07:47 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
Threads merged, thanks Punzada

(can't believe I missed the original... I've got so much hate to give!)



I aim to please


Posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter on 05-15-2009 07:49 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by punzada
I aim to please men

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Posted by Fuckmonkey on 05-15-2009 09:17 PM:

Whichever cunt thought it would be a great idea to randomly turn two-lane roads into three-lane roads and then back again - and the cunts in white vans who cut me up on them every day


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