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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 04-13-2008 08:28 PM:

hi look at me im asking to be abused

I think we should have an abuse thread. keep the abuse in one thread and leave the other threads alone.

So flame on bitches.

Zooty gave me the idea for the title.

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Posted by bartleby on 04-13-2008 08:39 PM:

What a shit idea , you fucking idiot.

Piss-off china man.

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Posted by Avenue_1 v5.0b on 04-13-2008 08:42 PM:

Keep it in the pink, you ugly, fat, trailer park tramp and general worthless piece of work shy shit.

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Posted by David Cameron on 04-13-2008 08:52 PM:

...Need I say more?


Posted by Avenue_1 v5.0b on 04-13-2008 08:59 PM:

All joking aside, that is one of the ugliest bastards i've ever seen. How in the name of fuck did you ever get laid Para??? Those trailer park girls must be fucking blind!

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Posted by monty23 on 04-13-2008 09:07 PM:

Re: hi look at me im asking to be abused

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon
I think we should have an abuse thread.


Hi Parasiticgannon,

I don't give a fuck what you think.

Many Thanks,

Scott.


Posted by LOLobo on 04-13-2008 09:19 PM:

That is one ugly fuckin picture. Think I can take better ones of my ass, god knows it has more hair on it than that shaved mug.


Posted by David Cameron on 04-13-2008 09:25 PM:

Post a pic of your mrs Para. Not her twat, no one wants to see that, just the face. If you don't have a photo handy just post a link to her profile on whatever feederism site you met on.


Posted by Bit_Confused on 04-13-2008 10:07 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by cupidstunt
...Need


I think I know you. Didn't you work at Notre Dame? You Igor looking mother fucker. Look at the size of the hump on your right side. Creepy.

I think I saw your lips in the lost and found also.

I will give you credit for being able to raise your left eyebrow with your left eye actually still closed. That's fucking hard to do. I tried after looking at it.


Posted by LOLobo on 04-13-2008 10:40 PM:

And I bet you looked just as ulgy.


Posted by Darlowad on 04-13-2008 10:53 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by cupidstunt
...Need I say more?

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Posted by ZootedLooter on 04-13-2008 11:38 PM:

i think this will be the first thread to keep on topic in the history of VCDq

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Posted by bottles on 04-14-2008 01:28 AM:

I could be wrong, but I reckon that pic was taken just before the dude with the camera jizzed all over your face.


Posted by HoldDaSalad on 04-14-2008 01:34 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by bottles
I could be wrong, but I reckon that pic was taken just before the dude with the camera jizzed all over your face.
LMFAO that's fuckin great. Hell my head looked even bigger when I got caught in a mosh, I got jacked up.

Imagine a fat mother fucker in a mosh? It was fucking awesome.

You know, I wonder if Cupid has my pic saved to his HDD? and you wonder who the faggot is? Hmmmm.

Well the soon to be misses, has had pics posted on this site. So I won't post anymore since she passed away.

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 04-14-2008 01:35 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by ZootedLooter
i think this will be the first thread to keep on topic in the history of VCDq
Well hopefully these fucking cunts will stay on Topic. I highly doubt they will since most of the dumb twats post on a regular basis.

This is the bestest thread in the history of vcdq. We all know I'm a sexy bitch.

Sorr Ave I know I get more play than you. I don't go long without, At least I don't have to.


Man I got a god damn spider bite on my left bum. Shit fuckin hurts.

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Posted by xParaDox on 04-14-2008 01:39 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Bit_Confused
You Igor looking mother fucker.


LMAO


Posted by HoldDaSalad on 04-14-2008 01:44 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Bit_Confused
I think I know you. Didn't you work at Notre Dame? You Igor looking mother fucker. Look at the size of the hump on your right side. Creepy.

I think I saw your lips in the lost and found also.

I will give you credit for being able to raise your left eyebrow with your left eye actually still closed. That's fucking hard to do. I tried after looking at it.





Yea, they fired me. I got a job with the Goonies.

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Posted by The CandyMan on 04-14-2008 02:40 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon
para(thats the original para you know the ghey one)



Hey, I fixed your signature for ya.

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Posted by David Cameron on 04-14-2008 04:36 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon


Well the soon to be misses, has had pics posted on this site. So I won't post anymore since she passed away.



Am I missing something here? When you said you were dating again, I assumed you meant a different girl.


Posted by Avenue_1 v5.0b on 04-14-2008 04:45 PM:

Fuckin hell, don't tell me this means para is a necrophiliac

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Posted by MrEMann on 04-14-2008 08:51 PM:

Re: hi look at me im asking to be abused

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon
I think we should have an abuse thread. keep the abuse in one thread and leave the other threads alone.

So flame on bitches.

Zooty gave me the idea for the title.



Isn't this exactly why we have the pink forum?


Fucktard.


Nice title Zoots

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Posted by stickywicket on 04-14-2008 08:58 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon
Man I got a god damn spider bite on my left bum. Shit fuckin hurts.


On your left bum?

Your left bum?

You have more than one arse?


Posted by Avenue_1 v5.0b on 04-14-2008 09:42 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by stickywicket
On your left bum?

Your left bum?

You have more than one arse?




Well he is an ugly obese bastard!

BTW Post a pic of your new gf para, let's see if she also is an escapee from the disabled retards home.

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Posted by Neversoft on 04-14-2008 10:59 PM:

Who's that hot, fat, bald chick you keep posting a picture of in this thread? I'd sooooo love to cum between her tittles the horny slag.


Posted by HoldDaSalad on 04-15-2008 12:24 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
Who's that hot, fat, bald chick you keep posting a picture of in this thread? I'd sooooo love to cum between her tittles the horny slag.


We know, You know I'm sexy.

Err I miswrote that you fucktards, My left ASS cheek, lol

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Posted by xParaDox on 04-15-2008 12:24 AM:

Re: hi look at me im asking to be abused

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon

So flame on...



Alright, fucking "Human Torch".


Posted by LOLobo on 04-15-2008 12:43 AM:

lol left bum


Posted by HoldDaSalad on 04-15-2008 01:22 AM:

Re: Re: hi look at me im asking to be abused

quote:
Originally posted by xParaDox
Alright, fucking "Human Torch".

you're just a flamer

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 04-15-2008 01:24 AM:

Re: Re: hi look at me im asking to be abused

quote:
Originally posted by eljefeoscuro
Isn't this exactly why we have the pink forum?


Fucktard.


Nice title Zoots



No not really, Hows your sis? Last time I saw her I was between her legs.

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Posted by MrEMann on 04-15-2008 02:48 AM:

Re: Re: Re: hi look at me im asking to be abused

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon
No not really, Hows your sis? Last time I saw her I was between her legs.


You need to have your eyes examined.

That was my ex brother in law. He said you were better than his sister and he wants you to call him.

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 04-15-2008 03:20 AM:

Re: Re: Re: Re: hi look at me im asking to be abused

quote:
Originally posted by eljefeoscuro
You need to have your eyes examined.

That was my ex brother in law. He said you were better than his sister and he wants you to call him.



I'm just that damn good.

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Posted by LOLobo on 04-15-2008 06:37 AM:

And this thread does belong in the pink.


Posted by HoldDaSalad on 04-15-2008 08:47 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by LOLobo
And this thread does belong in the pink.
That's because you suck, Fuckballs.

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 04-15-2008 09:05 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by cupidstunt
Am I missing something here? When you said you were dating again, I assumed you meant a different girl.


Wow, did I really word it that way? HOLY SHIT. That was a fuckin typo, lol.

yes I am dating a new chick.

It's funny, before I have only dated woman within "ABC" Now this woman is an "H" nothing in between, I always found it to be funny. No I'm not talking about bra size, but Name.

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Posted by Bit_Confused on 04-15-2008 02:49 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon
It's funny, before I have only dated woman within "ABC" Now this woman is an "H" nothing in between,


A quick flip through your polly pocket diary reveals a lot.

I seriously think you have a MANGINA.


Posted by HoldDaSalad on 04-15-2008 04:07 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Bit_Confused
A quick flip through your polly pocket diary reveals a lot.

I seriously think you have a MANGINA.



um ok, a bit dumb, I don't get it.

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Posted by xParaDox on 04-16-2008 02:32 AM:

World Hardest Man

http://forum.vcdq.com/member.php?s=...fo&userid=58540

LOL.


Posted by Paul Skinback on 04-16-2008 02:34 AM:

In before you get called an unfunny idiot.

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Posted by ZootedLooter on 04-16-2008 02:38 AM:

nice one skinny....

wtf?....this one should be merged with para1s abuse thread

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 04-16-2008 02:58 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Paul Skinback
In before you get called an unfunny idiot.
ah, you beat me to it.

WTF is wrong with you XparaCocks?

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 04-16-2008 03:10 AM:

COME THE FUCK ON, THERE HAVE ONLY BEEN ONE OR TWO DECENT FLAMES FROM ANY OF YOU, STEP UP YOUR FUCKING GAME YOU FUCKIN TWATS.

Seriously, A thread about flaming and you all suck Mancandys harry nuts. When the topic isn't to flame some of you pubes are ready to flame, when someones asking for it, you drop the fucking ball.



I'll give you some fuckin fuel, I feel like I got a second A hole, This spider bite is huge.

Last time I had sex I didn't finish, Even though I dind't go soft, cause I'm not a fag like Xparacocks

Candyman is a pedophile

Neversoft.....Well do I have to make a comment? Not really.

Zooty is the fucker online tonight? Probably not since he blew his fucking pc up, Dumbest fucking idget when it comes to computing, lol.

Lolobo How many guys have taken cracks at your girl? or how many have been in your girls crack? Just ask the people on this forumb board.

XparaCocks? You can't keep it hard enough to fuck a female, How about if StupidCunt err I mean cupidstunk pulled his pants down? I bet you could rise to the occasion then.

Did I mention Candyman is dating a 12 year old? I have proof she doesn't have her licence, I wonder why? Because she's fucking 12 going on 13.

Ave? How many times have you been banned? Probably more than you can count, 1, 2, 3, 5, 4, eh what's after that? i'm sorry you're just a retard.

ParasiticGannon? Your a fat bald chinese lookin mother fucker How many egg rolls can you eat?

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all night, cause I can't move. this spider bite fucking hurts.

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Posted by The CandyMan on 04-16-2008 03:58 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon
COME THE FUCK ON, THERE HAVE ONLY BEEN ONE OR TWO DECENT FLAMES FROM ANY OF YOU, STEP UP YOUR FUCKING GAME YOU FUCKIN TWATS.

Candyman is a pedophile




Atleast mine are still breathing.




















Oh, too early?

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 04-16-2008 04:07 AM:

Worlds hardest man? Not you Xparacocks

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 04-16-2008 04:12 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by The CandyMan
Atleast mine are still breathing.
Oh, too early?

Yeah but there motor skills aren't devoloped. Just the way you like em.

If there's grass on the field play ball right?

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Posted by David Cameron on 04-16-2008 06:09 AM:

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Posted by LOLobo on 04-16-2008 07:45 AM:

I don't get this thread.


Posted by LOLobo on 04-16-2008 07:47 AM:

forumb


Posted by case sensitive on 04-16-2008 09:12 AM:

I don't get it. I don't really post here so maybe that is why.

Your thread title was asking for it so here goes
Worlds Softest Man


Posted by HoldDaSalad on 04-16-2008 03:10 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by LOLobo
forumb
It was a typo ya fuckin fuckball

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Posted by Avenue_1 v5.0b on 04-16-2008 05:47 PM:

The reason why this thread is failing para, is that you can't flame a retard. You're too simple and stupid to be offended.

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Posted by Darlowad on 04-16-2008 10:02 PM:

fat ugly bastard FTW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by xParaDox on 04-17-2008 03:43 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1 v5.0b
The reason why this thread is failing para, is that you can't flame a retard. You're too simple and stupid to be offended.



Priceless.


Posted by HoldDaSalad on 04-17-2008 06:59 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1 v5.0b
The reason why this thread is failing para, is that you can't flame a retard. You're too simple and stupid to be offended.


Well if any of the flames were worthy of being offensive I'd agree, but you all suck balls.

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Posted by Avenue_1 v5.0b on 04-17-2008 05:14 PM:

Feel free to quote that and use it in your sig.

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Posted by David Cameron on 04-17-2008 06:23 PM:

Para, I don't have your picture saved on my computer, its saved on tinternet in the original thread you posted it in.

I wouldn't want to keep a pic of you on my own computer, I only have a terabyte of HD memory.


Posted by HoldDaSalad on 04-18-2008 07:21 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by cupidstunt
Para, I don't have your picture saved on my computer, its saved on tinternet in the original thread you posted it in.

I wouldn't want to keep a pic of you on my own computer, I only have a terabyte of HD memory.

lmao

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Posted by Avenue_1 v5.0b on 04-18-2008 05:35 PM:

Candyman fucked brandy while you were going out with her, i'm sure you had your suspicions.

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Posted by Bit_Confused on 04-18-2008 06:44 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1 v5.0b
Candyman fucked brandy while you were going out with her, i'm sure you had your suspicions.


It's not like he didn't already know what Clandy's cock tasted like.



FYI -- Brandy = Large mouthed liquor bottle.

Death of Brandy = Fatty dropped her.


Posted by David Cameron on 04-18-2008 07:15 PM:

Theres something quite sick about ripping on a dead loved one, especially when its not a hypothetical.

We all traded insults with her, we all claimed to hate her (even para and especially Candyman), just like a real family.


Posted by Avenue_1 v5.0b on 04-18-2008 07:18 PM:

She was an ugly slag anyway, had a weird retarded look about her, no great loss...eh para?

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Posted by xParaDox on 04-18-2008 08:15 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1 v5.0b
Feel free to quote that and use it in your sig.



Oi! How does it look?

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Posted by Neversoft on 04-18-2008 08:48 PM:

Shouldn't we be insulting Para and not dead people? Come on folks, show SOME decorum

Para, after seeing your picture I've worked out a way you can get a rim-job from your new missus...

... Drop your pants, stick a baseball cap on top of your arse and ask her for a kiss. I'm sure your ass and face are similar enough and your breath bad enough for her not to notice until she's picking sweetcorn from her teeth


Posted by Avenue_1 v5.0b on 04-18-2008 10:05 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by xParaDox
Oi! How does it look?


It makes you look more masculine.

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 04-19-2008 01:44 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
Shouldn't we be insulting Para and not dead people? Come on folks, show SOME decorum

Para, after seeing your picture I've worked out a way you can get a rim-job from your new missus...

... Drop your pants, stick a baseball cap on top of your arse and ask her for a kiss. I'm sure your ass and face are similar enough and your breath bad enough for her not to notice until she's picking sweetcorn from her teeth

Now that was fuckin funny

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Posted by The CandyMan on 04-19-2008 02:06 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
Shouldn't we be insulting Para and not dead people? Come on folks, show SOME decorum

Para, after seeing your picture I've worked out a way you can get a rim-job from your new missus...

... Drop your pants, stick a baseball cap on top of your arse and ask her for a kiss. I'm sure your ass and face are similar enough and your breath bad enough for her not to notice until she's picking sweetcorn from her teeth



Oh hell now you gone and done it!

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