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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 03-01-2009 10:36 AM:

I think It's time for a nick change

I need something my forgetful ass can remember.

I think if we come up with a list of names, then maybe have a poll.

No cursing you fucwits
Nothing to horrendous
I'm kind of getting tired of this online nick and need a new one.


Any real suggestions will be taken into consideration.

No I won't use unclesampatriot. I want to be able to use it on other sites as well. I don't want people thinking I'm some Limey cunt.

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Posted by yoshy on 03-01-2009 11:23 AM:

Humphrey b bear

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Posted by David Cameron on 03-01-2009 11:57 AM:

UncleSamPatriotsFatterBrother.

Posted by Darlowad on 03-01-2009 12:16 PM:

"buffet4lyf"

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Posted by yoshy on 03-01-2009 12:21 PM:

bohemoth

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There comes a point in your life when you realise;
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who won't any more...
and who always will.
So, don't worry about people from your past,
there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

Posted by yoshy on 03-01-2009 12:22 PM:

FaTcelL

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There comes a point in your life when you realise;
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who never did,
who won't any more...
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So, don't worry about people from your past,
there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

Posted by yoshy on 03-01-2009 12:23 PM:

IdOntChuCk

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There comes a point in your life when you realise;
who matters,
who never did,
who won't any more...
and who always will.
So, don't worry about people from your past,
there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

Posted by The CandyMan on 03-01-2009 01:02 PM:

Use the one I gave you on yahoo, aol and myspace im: Fat Boy. Perfect.

Or PizzaTheHut.

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Posted by Neversoft on 03-01-2009 02:33 PM:

HUNCHFRONT!

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Posted by David Cameron on 03-01-2009 02:43 PM:

HoldTheSalad

Posted by The CandyMan on 03-01-2009 02:57 PM:

DwaggyFucker
DickDoo
AssGasMan
GaseousCloudofBlubber

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Posted by baha on 03-01-2009 03:44 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by The CandyMan
PizzaTheHut.
x2
quote:
Originally posted by Jingofin
HoldTheSalad
x2



McDonaldsRUs

I'mNotHeavyI'mMyBrother(AsWell)

DoesMyEverythingLookBigInThis

SizeXXXXXXXXXXXXL

NoI'mNotSmugglingMelons

Mr Creosote

ConjoinedByLife

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Posted by XXXBoX on 03-01-2009 03:52 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by baha
Mr Creosote


Its only a little wafferrrrr!

Id go with 5alad_D0dger

Posted by Avenue_1 on 03-01-2009 04:27 PM:

Fub4Lyf

FatLugs

Chunkolicious

Fuglyfub

28YearOldVirgin

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 03-01-2009 04:45 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Darlowad
"buffet4lyf"
That's freakin hilarious Marble.

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 03-01-2009 04:46 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1
Fub4Lyf

FatLugs

Chunkolicious

Fuglyfub

28YearOldVirgin


I'm a 28 born again virgin, lol.

I still say Darlo's is the best

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Posted by Bit_Confused on 03-01-2009 05:21 PM:

Chunks

Food_e_Riffic

Eating_Ohio

Already_8_Ohio

Candy'sMan

Twat

FatTwat

GarrasiticPannon

CantGetLaid1980

Anti Exercise Guru

Metabolism Denier

Seconds4me

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Posted by Dutch on 03-01-2009 06:03 PM:

SuperSizeMe4Eva

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 03-01-2009 06:39 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by The CandyMan
Use the one I gave you on yahoo, aol and myspace im: Fat Boy. Perfect.

Or PizzaTheHut.
The one you gave me on Yahoo? You got that from Neversoft I believe son. Stop taking credit from Neversoft. It wasn't you sir.

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Posted by David Cameron on 03-01-2009 06:46 PM:

JohnCandysUglyBrother

Posted by danimal39 on 03-01-2009 06:47 PM:

Slim

Posted by Dutch on 03-01-2009 06:48 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by danimal39
Slim


Or "Tiny"?

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 03-01-2009 07:02 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Dutch
Or "Tiny"?
When I worked at a local printing firm, they used to call me that.

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 03-01-2009 07:10 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon
When I worked at a local printing firm, they used to call me that.


Let me guess...They called you beautiful too?

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Posted by monty23 on 03-01-2009 07:22 PM:

NotBeefIntolerant.

IFuck4Food.

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 03-01-2009 07:36 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1
Let me guess...They called you beautiful too?
On the floor there was only one woman and she looked more like a dude than you Avy. She even had a mustache and it was fucking thick. It goes without saying she was a dike. So for my sake lets hope none of them called me beautiful.

Brandy used to call ManCandy "slim" lol.

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Posted by The CandyMan on 03-01-2009 08:08 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon
Brandy used to call ManCandy "slim" lol.


Compared to you....

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 03-01-2009 08:34 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by The CandyMan
Compared to you....
Yeah. She called you that way before I met your lard ass

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Posted by Ripper on 03-01-2009 08:53 PM:

Dudley 'Booger' Dawson

From Revenge Of The Nerds

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088000/

PizzaTheHut

HoldTheSalad

Or chunk or sloth from The Goonies

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Posted by LOLobo on 03-01-2009 10:31 PM:

I liked Jingofin's

HoldDaSalad

I like

AnorexiaDefeated

Posted by HoldDaSalad on 03-01-2009 11:38 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by LOLobo
I liked Jingofin's

HoldDaSalad

I like

AnorexiaDefeated


Those are funny

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Posted by Bit_Confused on 03-02-2009 03:58 AM:

Sir Sweats Alot

FianceKiller

Taco Belly

HoldTheWillPower

Icantreachallmypartssotheystarttogetsmelly

Addadicktome

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 03-02-2009 04:25 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Bit_Confused


Taco Belly

LMAO, nice one

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Posted by gezzer on 03-02-2009 09:54 AM:

Lard.
Fuckinwitcapnahab.
Beached.

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Posted by yoshy on 03-02-2009 10:00 AM:

WombAt
bohemian
toofat2fuck
obesity+sum
neverendingorder
fatsok

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When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over.

There comes a point in your life when you realise;
who matters,
who never did,
who won't any more...
and who always will.
So, don't worry about people from your past,
there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

Posted by ZootedLooter on 03-02-2009 12:22 PM:

ifuckonthefirstdate

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Posted by Neversoft on 03-02-2009 12:35 PM:

I liked the "HoldTheSalad" and "HoldDaSalad" nicks but there's a much better double entendre if you go with "TossDaSalad"

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Posted by yoshy on 03-02-2009 12:46 PM:

im just calling a spade a spade



is this about a new nick?

jabbadahut

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When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over.

There comes a point in your life when you realise;
who matters,
who never did,
who won't any more...
and who always will.
So, don't worry about people from your past,
there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

Posted by The CandyMan on 03-02-2009 01:05 PM:

LeftSideofTheMenu
FrequentEater
ChunkyDrawers
ShesAlwaysOnTop
BackTits
Fluffy

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Posted by olskoolfife on 03-02-2009 03:15 PM:

BawJaws

Posted by Avenue_1 on 03-02-2009 05:05 PM:

Cocknose

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 03-02-2009 05:35 PM:

So far this is the running, I'd like to have a few more that aren't related to being a fat ass, lol.

Can you twinks come up with anything?

here are the ones I liked so far because most of them are hilarious.


buffet4lyf
IFuck4Food
HoldDaSalad
Taco Belly
Ifuckonthefirstdate
Cocknose
Fuck Balls

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Posted by Bit_Confused on 03-02-2009 05:56 PM:

NIGGER41

OsamaBinEating

UncleSamParasitic

TestingGravity'sLimits

Skinfoldius

OrbitMe

Landm~ass

ProbablyRapedB4

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Posted by David Cameron on 03-02-2009 06:44 PM:

FeedersW4nted

USA-SUMO-CHAMP


I've just read back at all the name suggestions and laughed my ass off. Doesn't it bother you that we have basically been taking the piss out of you for being fat for 3 pages?

Also OrbitMe is fucking brilliant.

Posted by Bit_Confused on 03-02-2009 07:02 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jingofin

Also OrbitMe is fucking brilliant.


Extensive R & D took place


New Batch




Pr0-Mutton

ManTassticks

JewEater

AmericanFreedomFatter

PowerBottomlessPitt

ForeskinSupplier

LoodaCrisps

IslandLike

BeltHider

FailedCockFinder





Also.....In great homage to a fat guy who hijacks threads to talk about things in his pathetic life.

I also am due for a name change. I use to troll as F0ur2o....surprised..??

Any takers..??? Maybe a poll is needed due to my huge "Ave-like" popularity.

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 03-02-2009 07:25 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Bit_Confused
F0ur2o.


I remember that name, although i can't remember the trolling. Time to search your posts...

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Posted by monty23 on 03-02-2009 07:32 PM:

I don't remember the trolling either, just a cool avatar of a person of oriental persuasion (damn the new loved up VCDQ ) waving his arms about.

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 03-02-2009 07:42 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Bit_Confused
Also.....In great homage to a fat guy who hijacks threads to talk about things in his pathetic life.

I also am due for a name change. I use to troll as F0ur2o....surprised..??

Any takers..??? Maybe a poll is needed due to my huge "Ave-like" popularity.
Yes, he was troll, and is still a troll.


@Jingofuck: I started this thread knowing what was going to happen. I make fun of fat people all the time. So yeah I make fun of myself all the time.

Most fat people piss me off, not because there fat but they act fat. Most fat people don't know what a treadmill/exercise bike or any of that stuff is.

Why bicycle when we can drive? There are some great bike trails in Columbus. I'm one of the few fat fucks in Columbus that probably know this, lol.

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Posted by olskoolfife on 03-02-2009 08:45 PM:

just shorten it to Para

Posted by David Cameron on 03-02-2009 08:51 PM:

BrokeBikeMountain

Posted by baha on 03-02-2009 09:05 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jingofin
BrokeBikeMountain



That's quite witty...doesn't suit your persona at all!

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 03-02-2009 09:23 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jingofin
BrokeBikeMountain
Oh my fucking god dude that's a riot. That's in the running for sure.

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 03-02-2009 09:24 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by olskoolfife
just shorten it to Para


yeah thats in the running to. I've been seriously considering that.

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Posted by gezzer on 03-02-2009 10:10 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jingofin
BrokeBikeMountain

Absolute fuckin classic, LMFAO ,Impressed.

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Posted by cookie on 03-03-2009 12:27 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon
yeah thats in the running to. I've been seriously considering that.


Good. para is my vote too

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Posted by The CandyMan on 03-03-2009 12:48 AM:

I still like this one I throw at you on im, ParaSpasticColon. Jesus the stench that come out of your ass would make the devil cry...

Para would be simple, easy, and pretty much already in use on this board.

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Posted by baha on 03-03-2009 12:57 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by The CandyMan
I still like this one I throw at you on im, ParaSpasticColon. Jesus the stench that come out of your ass would make the devil cry...

Well, if you didn't keep pulling your dick out there wouldn't be a problem, would there?



[Cheap shot, I know, but I just couldn't resist. Relapse...I'll speak to my Trolling Counsellor about it in the morning ]

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Posted by Munson on 03-03-2009 02:52 AM:

Changing your myspace too?

I think you should only be able to change your nick conventionally. That is get banned and pick whatever you want.

As far as suggestions go, I would say you need to simplify.


American Stereotype
Grotesque
Drama Queen
Dear Live Journal
Diabetes
Heart Disease
My Feet Hurt
Sloth
Self Esteem
Cardiac Arrest
A Trolls Dream
Attention Whore
Radio
Stroke
Regression Therapy
Super Size
Lane Bryant
Conversion Van
Nougat
Yokozuna
Piano Box
Gravy Sandwich


or

So desperate for attention welcomes unlimited abuse.

Posted by HoldDaSalad on 03-03-2009 03:21 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Munson
Changing your myspace too?

I think you should only be able to change your nick conventionally. That is get banned and pick whatever you want.

As far as suggestions go, I would say you need to simplify.


American Stereotype
Grotesque
Drama Queen
Dear Live Journal
Diabetes
Heart Disease
My Feet Hurt
Sloth
Self Esteem
Cardiac Arrest
A Trolls Dream
Attention Whore
Radio
Stroke
Regression Therapy
Super Size
Lane Bryant
Conversion Van
Nougat
Yokozuna
Piano Box
Gravy Sandwich


or

So desperate for attention welcomes unlimited abuse.
and yet you probably don't get your sig either, Nice one.

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Posted by The CandyMan on 03-03-2009 12:21 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon
and yet you probably don't get your sig either, Nice one.


I don't get it either?

Oh wait, now I do!!!

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Posted by yoshy on 03-03-2009 12:52 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Munson
Changing your myspace too?

I think you should only be able to change your nick conventionally. That is get banned and pick whatever you want.

As far as suggestions go, I would say you need to simplify.


American Stereotype
Grotesque
Drama Queen
Dear Live Journal
Diabetes
Heart Disease
My Feet Hurt
Sloth
Self Esteem
Cardiac Arrest
A Trolls Dream
Attention Whore
Radio
Stroke
Regression Therapy
Super Size
Lane Bryant
Conversion Van
Nougat
Yokozuna
Piano Box
Gravy Sandwich


or

So desperate for attention welcomes unlimited abuse.


yep i voted parasitcgannon cause thats ya nick


only soft cocks ask for there name to be changed to a banned name.


:: laughs at them two

thats ya name

get banned..........again

or shut up I say

Its not always about YOU

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When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over.

There comes a point in your life when you realise;
who matters,
who never did,
who won't any more...
and who always will.
So, don't worry about people from your past,
there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

Posted by yoshy on 03-03-2009 12:53 PM:

got it...............................................................................................................................................................fuckindramaqueen

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When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over.

There comes a point in your life when you realise;
who matters,
who never did,
who won't any more...
and who always will.
So, don't worry about people from your past,
there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

Posted by Dutch on 03-03-2009 04:10 PM:

How about:

IHaveMyOwnZipCode

AsstheSizeofGibraltar

??????

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Posted by danimal39 on 03-03-2009 11:08 PM:

parasite

Posted by HoldDaSalad on 03-03-2009 11:13 PM:

You fags are slow, the poll is up. Vote or DIE!!!

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