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Posted by Avenue_1 on 03-11-2009 09:23 PM:

A little confession...

I made love to para last night

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Posted by danimal39 on 03-11-2009 09:29 PM:

Who was on top

Posted by Commissario on 03-11-2009 10:03 PM:

A little question

Who are you and who is Para?

:/

Are you lot mates in the outside (shudder) real world thingy?

Posted by madd on 03-11-2009 10:27 PM:

who came first?

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 03-11-2009 10:36 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by madd
who came first?

The egg

OK. I guess it's time to be truthful. Para and myself have been in a relationship for the past few years, all the "women" posts were to put you lot off the scent.

We're out of the closet now, please be happy for us

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Posted by bartleby on 03-11-2009 10:41 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by ManCandy
all the "women" posts were to put you lot off the scent.

We knew this. It was obvious.

It's good you finally admitted it though , just don't post any pics k.

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Posted by David Cameron on 03-11-2009 10:44 PM:

Lol, so subtle I almost missed it .

Posted by Avenue_1 on 03-11-2009 11:17 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by bartleby
We knew this. It was obvious.

It's good you finally admitted it though , just don't post any pics k.

Thanks for your support bartleby. As you could imagine this is a hard place to come out on, and we didn't think we would have been accepted as a couple and would have got flamed to the ground!.
I guess we felt the time was right, so please be gentle on us!!

Don't worry, i won't be posting any pics... but maybe para will

Jingofin had me worked out from the start, you sexy little trollbot you hehehe Give me a kiss!

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Posted by Fuckmonkey on 03-11-2009 11:51 PM:

Hahaha that's fucking classic. Well played.

Posted by baha on 03-12-2009 12:00 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by danimal39
Who was on top

Winches, pulleys, cranes...? More interested in the feat(s) of engineering than the emotions.

There'll be archeologists shitting themselves...who the fuck would give a piss about pyramids if you two had managed to construct some contraption that allowed you to mate and still pull apart? The gravitational forces alone would be astronomical!

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Posted by Neversoft on 03-12-2009 12:07 AM:

With an arse as big as Para's, how do you know when you're actually "in" it and not just getting an asswank(tm)? Do you use salad tongs to reach-around?

quote:
Originally posted by Commissario
Are you lot mates in the outside (shudder) real world thingy?

Hell no, I'm sick but I'm not twisted!

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Posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter on 03-12-2009 01:03 AM:

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Posted by gezzer on 03-12-2009 01:10 AM:

Every picture tells a story LMFAO nice one.

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Posted by The CandyMan on 03-12-2009 03:35 AM:

Damn the air fare must be killing you two flying back and forth from the U.K. and the states! Wondered why I haven't been invited over his place in awhile, here you were living in his closet under his 4x t-shirts and thongs.

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Posted by Fionn McCool on 03-12-2009 04:24 AM:

Mods, next time Mancandy gets banned, change his nick back first and sticky this thread, ty.

Posted by The CandyMan on 03-12-2009 06:01 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Fionn McCool
Mods, next time Mancandy gets banned, change his nick back first and sticky this thread, ty.

Lol! Great idea!

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 03-12-2009 06:09 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Fionn McCool
Mods, next time Mancandy gets banned, change his nick back first and sticky this thread, ty.

Tehehe that would like be like so like funny hehehe

Fuckin weird chav pikey ginger bastard.

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 03-13-2009 04:24 AM:

I'm out of fucking town, and I get brought up into this shit?Fuck you

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Posted by bartleby on 03-13-2009 07:49 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by HoldDaSalad
I'm out of fucking town, and I get brought up into this shit?Fuck you

Where you been , Narnia ?

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Posted by The CandyMan on 03-13-2009 01:05 PM:

Naw para just a heads up either avy hacked this shit or one of the mods with no life whatsoever is posting under my nick. Just to let you and everyone else know.

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Posted by Linnets on 03-13-2009 01:16 PM:

Someone has just made his nick, av join date and status the same as yours. I doubt he's hacked it, so I suspect a "friend" on the inside is helping him.

Posted by ntscuser on 03-13-2009 01:57 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Linnets
Someone has just made his nick, av join date and status the same as yours.

And who is able to do that except for Admin?

Posted by ZootedLooter on 03-13-2009 02:06 PM:

i bet i was his ex wife

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Posted by David Cameron on 03-13-2009 02:24 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by The CandyMan
Naw para just a heads up either avy hacked this shit or one of the mods with no life whatsoever is posting under my nick. Just to let you and everyone else know.

I don't believe this for a second, I suspect you are just now regretting some very drunken posting. Don't be ashamed of who you are dude.

Posted by davidbrent on 03-13-2009 02:27 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jingofin
I don't believe this for a second, I suspect you are just now regretting some very drunken posting. Don't be ashamed of who you are dude.

erm....

http://forum.vcdq.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=84404

Ave changed to candy...

Posted by yoshy on 03-13-2009 02:42 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jingofin
I don't believe this for a second, I suspect you are just now regretting some very drunken posting. Don't be ashamed of who you are dude.

pwned

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Posted by yoshy on 03-13-2009 02:44 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jingofin
I don't believe this for a second, I suspect you are just now regretting some very drunken posting. Don't be ashamed of who you are dude.

lol

again

turd

Posted by David Cameron on 03-13-2009 02:50 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by yoshy
lol

again

turd

I'm speechless. You're a moron... no really.... you're a moron.

Posted by yoshy on 03-13-2009 02:52 PM:

norom spelt backwards

either way

u got owned

deal with it

Posted by David Cameron on 03-13-2009 02:53 PM:

I feel really sorry for you Yoshy, you probably felt all tingly thinking you got one over on me when in actuality you've just pwned yourself with your own stupidity and made yourself look a retard....again.

Posted by yoshy on 03-13-2009 02:54 PM:

u and zag got owned by db

hahahahahaha

Posted by David Cameron on 03-13-2009 02:57 PM:

Yoshy, if you want to know whats just happened, write your name and address on a postcard and send it to

17 I can't work shit out for myself Street.
Tasmania

Posted by yoshy on 03-13-2009 02:58 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jingofin
I feel really sorry for you Yoshy, you probably felt all tingly thinking you got one over on me when in actuality you've just pwned yourself with your own stupidity and made yourself look a retard....again.

when in actually

HAHAHA

great use of the English language you smack baby

Posted by yoshy on 03-13-2009 02:59 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jingofin
Yoshy, if you want to know whats just happened, write your name and address on a postcard and send it to

17 I can't work shit out for myself Street.
Tasmania

Ya sister don't live there anymore

scabies outbreak

hope she doesn't feel the guilt

Posted by yoshy on 03-13-2009 03:01 PM:

ya got owned

deal with it

Posted by David Cameron on 03-13-2009 03:09 PM:

Posted by Neversoft on 03-13-2009 03:14 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Linnets
Someone has just made his nick, av join date and status the same as yours. I doubt he's hacked it, so I suspect a "friend" on the inside is helping him.

I did it for shits n giggles... Knowing full well that once I changed his account back all of the "confessions" would be under his name

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Posted by The CandyMan on 03-13-2009 03:21 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
I did it for shits n giggles... Knowing full well that once I changed his account back all of the "confessions" would be under his name

Yeah next time I'd appreciate a heads up though I know you said avy wanted to play a prank on me. You know you got to stop being an enabler for that guy, his wrist has to be getting sore boy now.

Jingofin are you upset now that you found out it wasen't me that posted those threads? Ahhhhh poor little fag boy but hey avy's still around for your daily circle jerks and cum (he just tells ya their protein) shakes right?

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Posted by Neversoft on 03-13-2009 03:33 PM:

yeah Candy... But it wouldn't have been half as funny if I'd told anybody - I didn't even tell the other staff

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Posted by Dutch on 03-13-2009 04:16 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by ZootedLooter
i was his ex wife

Hang on, everyone's missed the revelation here from Zooted Looter that he was once married to Ave or Para.

Zooted congratulations for also coming out on here along with para and candyman. Moreover you claim to be not just gay but an actual transexual...how did the op go?

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 03-13-2009 05:37 PM:

LOL All around PWNAGE

Posted by Bit_Confused on 03-13-2009 05:50 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by The CandyMan
Yeah next time I'd appreciate a heads up

Can you tell me when your gunna prank me.......great thinkin lincoln.

Fuck you american's are stupid. If the prank was on anyone else you would have been right up with it. Fucking whiners.

If your really mad that someone thought or said you were gay. It would only really bother you for 1 reason.

Fag Candy

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Posted by David Cameron on 03-13-2009 06:28 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by The CandyMan

Jingofin are you upset now that you found out it wasen't me that posted those threads? Ahhhhh poor little fag boy but hey avy's still around for your daily circle jerks and cum (he just tells ya their protein) shakes right?

Yeah i'm really upset because .... you know... I really thought it was you.

Posted by monty23 on 03-13-2009 07:04 PM:

Up until this thread I was prepared to concede that americans probably could comprehend irony.

Two things this thread has taught me are that:

a) Americans can't comprehend irony.

b) Australians* can't comprehend anything.

*Apologies to every Australian other than yoshy

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Posted by bartleby on 03-13-2009 08:19 PM:

Yoshy is posting comedy gold.

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Posted by Bit_Confused on 03-13-2009 08:22 PM:

monty23 -- truth teller extraordinaire

.

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Posted by David Cameron on 03-13-2009 08:23 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by yoshy
when in actually

HAHAHA

great use of the English language you smack baby

It is comedy gold, the good news for yoshy though is that he is so dumb, even when he sobers up, he won't be able to work out that a lot of stuff went over his head.

Posted by Darlowad on 03-13-2009 11:35 PM:

presuming he wakes up from his lifelong illiterate coma

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 03-14-2009 12:14 AM:

Yoshy, your weirdness scares me. Stay off the weed. And if you're posting sober then HOLY FUCK SON!?!?!?!

Posted by Fuckmonkey on 03-14-2009 12:59 AM:

I'm sorry Yoshy, I don't normally post things like this - but really, I can't make you out.

Either you're really clever and you're posting like you had an eppy over your keyboard deliberately to wind Jingo up... or you're a little bit manic.

Seriously, that many posts in a row where you're frothing at the mouth, not a good look.

Posted by The CandyMan on 03-14-2009 01:10 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jingofin
Yeah i'm really upset because .... you know... I really thought it was you.

Lol, I love ya man. We can we have sex next?

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Posted by The CandyMan on 03-14-2009 01:13 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Bit_Confused
Can you tell me when your gunna prank me.......great thinkin lincoln.

Fuck you american's are stupid. If the prank was on anyone else you would have been right up with it. Fucking whiners.

If your really mad that someone thought or said you were gay. It would only really bother you for 1 reason.

Fag Candy

Totally missed it didn't ya?

Hey next time me, para and avy along with numerous male prostitutes, homeless guys and the occasional australian have a circle jerk you wanna join in? We meet every wednesday at TJ's. Hope you can "cum"!!!

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 03-14-2009 01:20 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Dutch

Zooted congratulations for also coming out on here along with para and candyman. Moreover you claim to be not just gay but an actual transexual...how did the op go?

LOL

Is this the reason zooted removed the thread after he found out it was a con?

Posted by yoshy on 03-14-2009 01:34 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Fuckmonkey
I'm sorry Yoshy, I don't normally post things like this - but really, I can't make you out.

Either you're really clever and you're posting like you had an eppy over your keyboard deliberately to wind Jingo up... or you're a little bit manic.

Seriously, that many posts in a row where you're frothing at the mouth, not a good look.

all of the above JOHNNY-NO-STARS

Posted by Bit_Confused on 03-14-2009 02:23 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by The CandyMan
Totally missed it didn't ya?

Hey next time me, para and avy along with numerous male prostitutes, homeless guys and the occasional australian have a circle jerk you wanna join in? We meet every wednesday at TJ's. Hope you can "cum"!!!

I never missed you really being mad about the whole thing. pwned. Oh noes...my internet persona......ugh

and Ave is clearly not gay.

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 03-14-2009 02:27 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Bit_Confused
I never missed you really being mad about the whole thing. pwned. Oh noes...my internet persona......ugh

Yup. He who protesteth too much is a homo!

Always thought i spotted an adams apple on candymans "girlfriends" pic, he denied and said it was just the shadow from her nose

Posted by Fuckmonkey on 03-14-2009 12:23 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by yoshy
all of the above JOHNNY-NO-STARS

Yep, that definitely made my mind up. Thanks for the clarity.

Posted by HoldDaSalad on 03-14-2009 11:58 PM:

Re: A little confession...

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1
I made love to para last night

Well I didn't feel anything. Either I'm that fat, or your that small.

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Posted by LOLobo on 03-15-2009 01:15 AM:

him that small what?

Posted by Munson on 03-15-2009 04:30 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by monty23
Up until this thread I was prepared to concede that americans probably could comprehend irony.

Two things this thread has taught me are that:

a) Americans can't comprehend irony.

b) Australians* can't comprehend anything.

what do you know about redundancy?

Posted by LOLobo on 03-15-2009 07:20 AM:

Users: Candy / Para

Sig Size: 1.7MB / 1.0MB

I love your sigs and jerk off to them with your every post, but it's causing pages not to fully load on my 6MB connection.

Posted by monty23 on 03-15-2009 10:53 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Munson
what do you know about redundancy?

what do you know about Leonard Nimoy tribute acts?

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 03-15-2009 11:20 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by monty23
what do you know about Leonard Nimoy tribute acts?

LOL

Munson=Spock looking ugly mofo

Posted by Munson on 03-15-2009 11:23 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by monty23
what do you know about Leonard Nimoy tribute acts?

That is a most illogical reaction.

Tribute act? You mean a cover band? What band was Leonard Nimoy, the handsome motherfucker, ever in?

Posted by Darlowad on 03-15-2009 12:27 PM:

@lolobo :- get a faster connection

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Posted by David Cameron on 03-15-2009 01:20 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Munson

Tribute act? You mean a cover band? What band was Leonard Nimoy, the handsome motherfucker, ever in?

Get practicing.

Posted by Munson on 03-15-2009 03:18 PM:

hobbits? that's a tough tribute

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