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Watch this lady from Britain

stuff your fucking jokes I have never and would have never believed if I had not heard for myself.

this was announced here in the USA on world news. so i looked it up on youtube.
hooray for this woman. what a hidden talent

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PPlkOyaqaQ

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The Brits can dish it out but they sure as hell can't take it.
something they just can't do, sort of like brushing their teeth.
The few crooked ones they have that is.
good by you pricks.

I have to agree, She has an amazing voice. Can't take that away from the woman. I expected her to have a good voice especially since it was posted as such but damn.

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well lol watching this last saturday night made my weekend im a bloke and had a tear in my eye ...just watched that link just now and i spotted neversoft in the comments

"With eyebrows like that, I bet this hag has a bush on her belly like the hair on a buffalo's hump.

Just for fun, I would like to see her do Billy Joel's "Uptown Girl" Like with her singing it, and flouncing around like Christie Brinkley.

If she's never been kissed, chances are she's never been fucked either.

Dunno about hitting it It would be tough to even get it up for her. Maybe it would be possible after watching a little porn.. and like not turn on the lights"


who also agrees thats neversoft

what about for us ugly gits that can't sing to redeem ourselves? fuck.

On a serious note though she is very talented and still hard to look at, I can see her being given a 'makeover' and whored around (in terms of the music industry). Good for her, the look on shock of basically everyone instantly was fun.

... I just got a similar link in my email not 2 days ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY

Weird.

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big deal the fat ugly bitch can sing like braoadway....

thats nothin special...its not like she has one of them 1920s high shrilly vibrato voices like the original looney toons skits...(also check march of the wooden soldiers for reference)....i cant understand anything those dames used to sing....but none the less no one has ever sang like that again

i think the wolfman has a crush on her...you dirty bastard...shes a half a tard and most likely has more facial hair than you

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A star is born, but anyone who goes to see her perform will be given special opaque glasses so they only have to hear her.

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That's the thing about the story. how the poor woman looks, but yet the voice she has, unbelievable.

watch her life change, I hope she has the mentality to see it coming. she will become very rich and get lots of attention now.
The men that ran from her sight will suddenly show up at her door.

Changing the subject somewhat,

She must have been flown here to the
United States overnight to appear on the Microsoft
owned MSNBC Morning "Today Show" just for a short interview this AM.
you would be surprised how much she was payed just for that.
word is she is sure to win the prize money for the talent show there in
Britain.

and I bet someone is trying to sign her up now, just to make money from her.
It's sadly not her voice as much as she doesn't seem like she could possibly possess such a talent, {looking as she does.}
More power to her she will have all the money she can ever spend. just hope she tells the guys fuck off you didn't want me then get the fuck away from me now.

It shows you can't help the way you look,
but she was blessed with something the pretty people don't always have and can not attain.
Is she better off now or worse off .
Now she has all the two faced ass holes of the world after her?

Hope she just uses the pretty boys and then kicks them to the curb.
there will be a big line for her to pick from.
she can do the same to all of them.

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The Brits can dish it out but they sure as hell can't take it.
something they just can't do, sort of like brushing their teeth.
The few crooked ones they have that is.
good by you pricks.

I don't think she'll be able to understand people using her - clearly she's been a bit "sheltered".

In any case it's the looks that will sell before the voice 98% of the time - just look at The Pussycat Dolls.

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Originally posted by carolinawolf
stuff your fucking jokes I have never and would have never believed if I had not heard for myself.

this was announced here in the USA on world news. so i looked it up on youtube.
hooray for this woman. what a hidden talent

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PPlkOyaqaQ

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Welcome back...for the third time. Are you here to stay or you gonna take another hissy fit?

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A star is born, but anyone who goes to see her perform will be given special opaque glasses so they only have to hear her.

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Originally posted by Fuckmonkey
I don't think she'll be able to understand people using her - clearly she's been a bit "sheltered".

In any case it's the looks that will sell before the voice 98% of the time - just look at The Pussycat Dolls.

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Pavarotti was singing to an entirely difference audience though, and before she went downhill Winehouse did look sort of normal.

If this woman was on Opera Idol she'd have a better shot, but the novelty of her voice will wear out quickly, and as soon as the next season of X Factor starts she'll be all but forgotten.

Seriously, forget the scenario and forget the build up, she has been more noticed for her ugliness than her actual talent.

Wow, oh my god, can someone THAT FUCKING UGLY carry a tune? Evidently yes they can, now if your pleasure is female vocalists, download This bitches album and stop imagining for a second that you're suddenly a female vocalist Connoisseur and realise that you're only more emotionally enamoured with this ugly singer because Simon Cowel feigned amazement ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, exhale

Apart from that.... Welcome back Carolinawolf, its nice to see you posting again.

Makes you wonder what the munter would sound like with an original, brand new song????

Bearing on the fact that her hairbrush has been multi-purpose for 60 odd years (Hairbrush, microphone to the same old song, dildo)

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Originally posted by Jingofin
Seriously, forget the scenario and forget the build up, she has been more noticed for her ugliness than her actual talent.

Wow, oh my god, can someone THAT FUCKING UGLY carry a tune? Evidently yes they can, now if your pleasure is female vocalists, download This bitches album and stop imagining for a second that you're suddenly a female vocalist Connoisseur and realise that you're only more emotionally enamoured with this ugly singer because Simon Cowel feigned amazement ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, exhale

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Solitude is a state of seclusion or isolation; i.e., lack of contact with people or love. It may stem from bad relationships, deliberate choice, contagious disease, disfiguring features, repulsive personal habits, mental illness, or circumstances of employment or situation


I believe living a life alone can cause you to appear or even cause mental illness.
maybe this is Susan Boyle story who knows?,

I looked up the lyrics to the song she sang take a read.

There was a time when men were kind
When their voices were soft
And their words inviting
There was a time when love was blind
And the world was a song
And the song was exciting
There was a time
Then it all went wrong

I dreamed a dream in time gone by
When hope was high
And life worth living
I dreamed that love would never die
I dreamed that God would be forgiving
Then I was young and unafraid
And dreams were made and used and wasted
There was no ransom to be paid
No song unsung, no wine untasted

But the tigers come at night
With their voices soft as thunder
As they tear your hope apart
And they turn your dream to shame

He slept a summer by my side
He filled my days with endless wonder
He took my childhood in his stride
But he was gone when autumn came

And still I dream he'll come to me
That we will live the years together
But there are dreams that cannot be
And there are storms we cannot weather

I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed.

she May be smarter than we think.

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The Brits can dish it out but they sure as hell can't take it.
something they just can't do, sort of like brushing their teeth.
The few crooked ones they have that is.
good by you pricks.

there are plenty of people that ugly that have amazing voices...who do you think does the ad jingles on tv and radio

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i wanna fuck paula abdul in her asshole

in her asshole
in her asshole
in her asshole

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i wanna fuck paula abdul in her asshole

in her asshole
in her asshole
in her asshole

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You are all gay.

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Got to say she's no Sarah Brightman.

Sure she sounds good enough when she's doing the washing up though. When she cocked her hip at Simon I threw up a bit.

To get to that age and still be a virgin, I bet she's got a sickening collection of toys under the bed!

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To get to that age and still be a virgin, I bet she's got a sickening collection of toys under the bed!

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Originally posted by Jingofin
Seriously, forget the scenario and forget the build up, she has been more noticed for her ugliness than her actual talent.

Wow, oh my god, can someone THAT FUCKING UGLY carry a tune? Evidently yes they can, now if your pleasure is female vocalists, download This bitches album and stop imagining for a second that you're suddenly a female vocalist Connoisseur and realise that you're only more emotionally enamoured with this ugly singer because Simon Cowel feigned amazement ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, exhale

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Originally posted by Neversoft
I always feel dirty when I agree with you on something but you're right... Yes she has a pretty amazing voice but it's not as "breathtaking" as her appearance or the fact that she's slightly retarded (not even a joke, she suffered minor brain damage during childbirth due to lack of oxygen) - had this Scottish bint actually been human, nobody would give much of a shit and she'd just be another contestant in the oddly compelling whore-fest that is Britain's Got Talent

Oh, and that Youtube post wasn't me... I post under Nevers0ft!

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Susan Boyle debut song uncovered

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland...ast/8004712.stm

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An early recording of Britain's Got Talent contestant Susan Boyle singing Cry Me a River for charity has emerged on the internet.

Her version of ballad Cry Me A River was included on the Music for a Millennium Celebration disc in 1999.

Just 1,000 copies of the CD were funded by Whitburn Community Council.

Ms Boyle, from Blackburn in West Lothian, has become a worldwide sensation after her voice stunned judges on the TV talent show.

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This whole story is just a rehash of the 2007 reaction to

Paul Potts

Couldn't resist adding words to this.

Anyone in the States that's been to Subway would get this. I don't know if Subway is worldwide.

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Originally posted by Munson
i wanna fuck paula abdul in her asshole

in her asshole
in her asshole
in her asshole

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^Amanda Holden? Dear god I'd smash her pasty so much




ok, ok, I could have resized those pics but I wanted as much detail as possible

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Can't believe no one has mentioned this yet, you cunts are slipping.

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British singing sensation Susan Boyle offered $1 million to star in porn flick

BY Dave Goldiner
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER




Homely British singing sensation Susan Boyle has been offered $1 million to make a porn flick.

The plain Jane superstar with the spellbinding voice would have to lose her virginity on camera to earn the seven-figure payday from Los Angeles-based Kick Ass Films.

"We want to get this movie shot and out while Susan has the world's attention," said Kick Ass boss Mark Kulkis. "Besides, after 47 years of virginity, I'm sure Susan is also anxious to get something cracking as soon as possible."

Boyle, who says she's never been kissed let alone bedded, has taken the entire world by storm since she appeared on the American Idol-style TV show "Britain's Got Talent."

A Web clip of her singing a tune from the Broadway hit "Les Miserables," has received 100 million hits worldwide, more than five times President Obama's historic victory speech.

If Boyle accepts the offer, the porn company will fly her out to Tinseltown on - you guessed it - Virgin Airlines.

Fans will also get a chance to choose the title for the raunchy film. It's unclear who might play the leading man.

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And also. Did anyone see that little shit Shaheen acting his way through one of the most obviously pre-empted double auditions ever.

This was scripted from start to finish.

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Originally posted by Jingofin
And also. Did anyone see that little shit Shaheen acting his way through one of the most obviously pre-empted double auditions ever.

This was scripted from start to finish.

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Obviously not, they don't just walk through the doors of the theatre and get to audition on stage, there would be about 3 stages of unseen auditions for each contestant, judged by various production company staff. Only the ones who provide some entertainment value would be selected for the TV audition and you can bet your bollocks Cowell and the rest of the judges would be handed notes on who does what, who is funny, who is good and what leading questions to ask to properly build up the performance.

Having said that.

THIS IS THE BEST AUDITION EVER

Reminded me a little too much of The Krankies

She's the new Lady Gaga!

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Originally posted by Linnets
Yup - made me shout at the telly. It was SO obvious. Makes you wonder whether anyone who gets to the theater auditions is really a surprise to any of the judges. I'm thinking probably not.

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The Brits can dish it out but they sure as hell can't take it.
something they just can't do, sort of like brushing their teeth.
The few crooked ones they have that is.
good by you pricks.

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Originally posted by carolinawolf

so that says it he has already heard them.

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Originally posted by Jingofin
The question is, has he seen them perform BEFORE they make it onto the stage.

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How many shows have been aired?
I have downloaded only two .
the last one I viewed had the young guy named Shaheen Jafargholi and a sax player named Julian Smith as the top two.
It's my understanding that BGT airs on Sat. night so I start my DL search Sat.night around 9 (PM). you guys have 3 hr. on us here

The show of` course doesn't air in the US. there is a show called American Idol showing here now in the US. It has Simon Cowell as a judge. I have wondered if he flys back and forth that much.
OH yes the talent on American Idol has no talent compared to what I have seen on the British show.
the contestants on American Idol has some smart asses that talk back to the judges, they get voted off the next week they seem to be to stupid to catch on as to why.
Later on in the year we have Americas got Talent with Piers Morgan as one of the Judges but that doesn't start until some time in June or July.
I didn't think Piers meant the one show that had just aired. The day before, I thought he was talking about the upcoming season. he may have even said season .
I don't know if i can find it again to listen to but I'll try.

(nope) Just came from the MSNBC web site .
the Amanda Holden and Piers Morgan video has been removed.
that was awfully fast. Maybe Piers fessed up to something he shouldn't have.

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The Brits can dish it out but they sure as hell can't take it.
something they just can't do, sort of like brushing their teeth.
The few crooked ones they have that is.
good by you pricks.

The worst thing about BGT is the editing.It does my head in.
It's either focused on the judges or you get a snippet of the act from all angles.

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The show of` course doesn't air in the US. there is a show called American Idol showing here now in the US. It has Simon Cowell as a judge. I have wondered if he flys back and forth that much.
OH yes the talent on American Idol has no talent compared to what I have seen on the British show.
the contestants on American Idol has some smart asses that talk back to the judges, they get voted off the next week they seem to be to stupid to catch on as to why.
Later on in the year we have Americas got Talent with Piers Morgan as one of the Judges but that doesn't start until some time in June or July.

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Simon is more than a mere judge, he's a producer. With the kind of money he's starting to make, Britain might finally have a King after all these years.


http://knowyournetworth.com/simon_cowell_net_worth.html

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Simon is more than a mere judge, he's a producer. With the kind of money he's starting to make, Britain might finally have a King after all these years.

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Rectum? Damn near killed him!

Bumping this thread for my photoshop of a timmeh who bears a canny resemblance to Ms Boyle, maybe it's a pre-op pic with her brother?

Umm, pic didn't work

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That's Neversoft and his "partner" !!!

Not as good now

Ugly Bitch


Better than average I suppose but by no means Outstanding. The Hairy Angel should have taken the million pound porn offer.

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Not as good now

Ugly Bitch


Better than average I suppose but by no means Outstanding. The Hairy Angel should have taken the million pound porn offer.

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she had a slight mess up right at the start.

surprised no one mentioned it.

now come on she does hit some hard to hit notes.
has a very nice to listen to voice, but that's probably the song choice and style.

Is not rock and roll .

but the type Elaine Page or Barbara Streisand would sing.
sort of projecting class when Susan Boyle has none of it but when she sings.

sort of like Paul last year you look at him you say damned that just doesn't look right --------a sound like that coming out of him.
same with SB.
I would say. and the fact she seems to have a screw or two loose .
but when she is singing that goes away.

Damned then she starts talking again.

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The Brits can dish it out but they sure as hell can't take it.
something they just can't do, sort of like brushing their teeth.
The few crooked ones they have that is.
good by you pricks.

She's got more than a few screws loose, I reckon if you shook her she'd rattle

From what I heard on Tuesday night I'll be surprised if Shaheen Jafargholi doesn't win... Assuming his voice doesn't break before the weekend

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I'll be surprised if Shaheen Jafargholi doesn't win.

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The cunt lost.

"Susan Boyle is expected to make £5million even if she loses the Britain's Got Talent final."

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Here. is a clip of her losing.

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I'm glad she lost she was by no means the best act there .I thought the young girl sang better and that both street dance acts were better as well, for myself I voted for stavros flattley funny as fuck.

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I'm glad she lost she was by no means the best act there .I thought the young girl sang better and that both street dance acts were better as well, for myself I voted for stavros flattley funny as fuck.

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Yeah it was.

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Yeah it was.

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all the finalists will end up gettng job offers .
as for the dance group look how many ways they have to split.
some will think they should get more like the spokes man will be arguments they will break up and fade away.
who gives you a job doing street dances anyway?
they could move to America if they don't break up, go to San Fransisco and perform in the streets (as they do now there) people will drop lots of money at there feet.
where do you get a job doing what they do?
heard Susan shot here mouth off yesterday threatening to walk off because the paparazzi pissed her off .
same as here (some American Idol contestants popped off about things) when you do and say things like I'll walk off the public don't like you for it. and you end up booted.
The sax player (real sax)
the little girl that cried last night were the best in my mind in the order mentioned.

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something they just can't do, sort of like brushing their teeth.
The few crooked ones they have that is.
good by you pricks.

Americans confused

BRITAIN'S Got Talent phenomenon Susan Boyle was sensationally pipped to the post last night by dance act Diversity.

The group beat the 48-year-old worldwide phenomenon who came in second place despite getting over 285million views on YouTube.

Giving the crowd a last wiggle of her hips, gracious Susan told Ant and Dec: "The best people won.

"They were very entertaining, I wish them all the best."

The dance group were so stunned by their victory they were lost for words.

Eventually they pulled it together enough to thank everyone who voted, but repeated: "We're lost for words."

Saxophone player Julian Smith came third position.

He told show hosts Ant and Dec: "It's been an honour."

Ant and Dec later told Britain's Got More Talent host Stephen Mulhern they were stunned by the shock result.

Ant said: "It was a shock result for everyone."

While Dec added: "I really thought Susan would win through."


Should Susan have won BGT?

But Team SuBo aren't relishing tonight's final result and believe she is the true Talent.

subsailor said: "A dance troupe beat Susan? That is like comparing apples to oranges. seriously! Diversity has great talent, yes. But completely on a whole different level!"
I was in tears when they said Diversity won. I was so sure Boyle was gonna win.
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The Essex dancers didn't impress Jake_NJ much."Diversity: silly word, silly group, silly dancing.

The choreographer's surname is Banjo, and when you add that to the group's routine, which appears to be modelled on St Vitus Dance, a long run at the Comedy Store is in the bag. "

Bulldog1 added: "A bunch of kids throwing themselves on the floor beat so many real talented performers? Give me a break (and I don't mean dancing)."

The thing is, a dance group's act is done in no more than 15 minutes. They cannot put on a show for 1 and1/2 hours and even remain remotely interesting. These blokes will dive off into obscurity in a couple of weeks. Diversity - Talent? Yes. Boring? Definitely.

By HarveyF. Posted May 31 2009 at 2:48 AM.


STILL MORE FROM AMERICA
But in recent days there were worries that Ms. Boyle — who is said to have suffered slight brain damage when she was deprived of oxygen at birth, and is so unworldly that she has no computer — was cracking under all the pressure. Various tabloid reports had her paralyzed with nerves, lashing out at reporters and swearing uncharitably about her competitors. She was said to be a packed suitcase away from quitting the competition and going back home, to the town of Blackburn in Scotland.

Piers Morgan, one of the judges, described her in his blog as “a frightened rabbit caught in the headlights.”

But in the end Ms. Boyle proved stoic in defeat, graciously congratulating her opponents.

As popular as it is, the show has also come been criticized for the way it so cruelly raises contestants’ hopes and then smashes them. Several performers who made the semifinals, and were then rudely dismissed by Simon Cowell, one of the judges, and voted unceremoniously off, began weeping with disappointment.

“This show is all about manipulating the eagerness for celebrity among vulnerable, often desperate people,” David Wilson, a professor at Birmingham City University who briefly worked as a psychologist on “Big Brother” several years ago, wrote in The Daily Mail. “The more tears, humiliation, conflict and embarrassment, the more the public loves it.”

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The Brits can dish it out but they sure as hell can't take it.
something they just can't do, sort of like brushing their teeth.
The few crooked ones they have that is.
good by you pricks.

more bullshit revieled

Saxophonist had made three records for Cowell

Saxophonist Julian Smith has recorded tracks on three albums for Simon Cowell’s record company - despite being billed as a struggling teacher.

Viewers were told Britain’s Got Talent was the musician’s ‘last chance’ to make it big.

He was said to have performed at a few pubs and restaurants around his home town of Birmingham, and was making ends meet by teaching music.

But Julian is already a recording artist - under his stage name Joolz Gianni.

His tracks appeared on the Classic Chillout album compilation series - alongside recording artists such as Moby and Dido.

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The Brits can dish it out but they sure as hell can't take it.
something they just can't do, sort of like brushing their teeth.
The few crooked ones they have that is.
good by you pricks.

now that she lost I give even less of a fuck



i love ^old people's^ amazement for this "story". my grandparents talk about it all the time in between the weather and Lawrence Welk.

could be the news fault .biggest in US

thats one all over TV here and all the entertainment news most all they talk about.
They can't understand.

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertai...ty_sets_in.html



The News of the World upped Boyle's likely earnings on the back of "Britain's Got Talent" to £8 million ($13 million).


On top of a multi-million dollar record deal and share of album sales, Boyle is also set to earn from a Hollywood movie of her rags to riches life, a book deal and millions more from image rights, endorsements and television appearances, the paper said.

In an interview with the News of the World, Cowell said Boyle could be the biggest star he had ever discovered.

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The Brits can dish it out but they sure as hell can't take it.
something they just can't do, sort of like brushing their teeth.
The few crooked ones they have that is.
good by you pricks.