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Posted by Neversoft on 09-28-2005 11:53 PM:

Baha sucks cock!

Oh yes, yes he fucking does

After a bit of name calling in another thread, my girlfriend had no option but to reply to Baha's vicious comments... To that end, I present to you, her response painted in glorious technicolour on my arse!

BAHA... YOU SUCK COCK

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Posted by Shn on 09-29-2005 12:01 AM:

this is sick...
and you called ME hairy ?!

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Posted by LOLobo on 09-29-2005 12:11 AM:

Yes I get it. No more for me thanks... I'm full.

Posted by Vampire on 09-29-2005 12:14 AM:

Fucking outstanding. I've simultaneously managed to laugh beer out of my nose, fart and pee a little at the same time.

Posted by Mean Machine on 09-29-2005 12:51 AM:

Did you use oil based paints? we all know this was just an excuse to lube up your ENTIRE arse.

Posted by pHo on 09-29-2005 01:08 AM:

This thread is incredible.

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Posted by graham23s on 09-29-2005 01:38 AM:

hahahahah fuckin hilarious lol that made my night

Graham

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Posted by Dwaggy on 09-29-2005 02:03 AM:

>-------------------Cut forum here------------------<

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Posted by jko`matik on 09-29-2005 08:42 AM:

that's a ugly fat hip lol

this might be the new standard in flaming, great idea.

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Posted by TwinZ on 09-29-2005 09:24 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by graham23s
hahahahah fuckin hilarious lol that made my night

Graham

i cant help thinking how disturbed you are when neversofts painted arse makes your night.

on topic fucking great idea

Posted by Vampire on 09-29-2005 09:28 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by TwinZ
i cant help thinking how disturbed you are when neversofts painted arse makes your night.

It could have been worse - it could have made his hole weak.

Posted by graham23s on 09-29-2005 09:31 AM:

you under-estimate how disturbed i am

Graham

Posted by VBitter on 09-29-2005 09:33 AM:

crack me up...get it?

that is one hell of an oil painting

that shits on princessdarks attempt

What a KNOB!

Posted by Neversoft on 09-29-2005 10:40 AM:

Apologies for my ugly arse but hey, I'm knocking on a bit and things are getting droopy! As for the paint, it's mostly acrylic and poster paint so you can imagine how red my jacksie was after washing that fucking lot off!

I think my girlfriend has to be congratulated for not puking on my back, it can't be easy looking at my arse for 90mins (yes, that's how long I was laid on my face with my arse in the air!) and I think it turned out pretty fucking good imho!

Next time be warned... She may attempt to make a "Groucho Marx" out of my schlong!

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Posted by Fionn McCool on 09-29-2005 12:54 PM:

Ha, so Nicky_Mil, over-ruled, Chingodan or whatever retarded name he goes by now was right all along.

http://forum.vcdq.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=269570

Posted by The CandyMan on 09-29-2005 03:27 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by jko`matik
this might be the new standard in flaming, great idea.

Give me big bowl of beans and a lighter and I'm there!

Neversoft, you should have left it and went to work that way. Though doubtful any of your workmates would have noticed!

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Posted by Neversoft on 09-29-2005 04:14 PM:

I couldn't... That acrylic paint was ripping my ass-hair to pieces! I'm not joking when I say that gunk took some serious scrubbing... I now have an arse like a Baboon

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Posted by Robert Jones on 09-29-2005 04:22 PM:

had to double take there for a minute, i thought you had painted your face.

Posted by antihero on 09-29-2005 04:26 PM:

you call that a hairy arse? the hairs on mine, laid end to end would reach uranus!

im off paintballing tomorrow, and if its anything like last year, i'll post a pic of my welt laiden chebs. So never mind painting it, my arse will be purple enough to resemble a gigantic helmet!

I think you should send Rolf a pic of that masterpiece!

Posted by cookie on 09-29-2005 04:34 PM:

You need a butt-lift to get rid of those wrinkles

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Posted by Neversoft on 09-29-2005 04:55 PM:

In my defence, that Acrylic paint plays havoc with your "bits" - it shrinks as it dries, thus deforming my beautifully pert butt*

*ok my arse looks like a smashed crab, fuck off and leave me alone

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Posted by punzada on 09-29-2005 05:28 PM:

and just went i thought i had neversoft figured out...something from left field....or would this be from right field? all i know is this shit is scarey.

Posted by Neversoft on 09-29-2005 05:46 PM:

Fucking Yanks... Left field? Right Field? What you talkin' about Willis?

I can't see the problem with me displaying my painted arse to the forum... It's still better looking that Princessdarks mugshot (and less hairy than Shns tits). Personally I think my shitter is a fucking good canvas!!

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Posted by Robert Jones on 09-29-2005 06:31 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by vampire999
Fucking outstanding. I've simultaneously managed to laugh beer out of my nose, fart and pee a little at the same time.

my granny used to tell me that if you sneezed and farted at the same time you would do a back flip. Can anyone confirm this?

Posted by Pickles on 09-29-2005 07:02 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1
But why is he clenching u ask? To hide his widened and loose walnutvalve

folks it looks like we have a winner for ban idol II

Posted by Lord_Gandalf on 09-29-2005 10:34 PM:

hahahahaa... this is the single best post I've ever seen on any forum. I can't stop laughing in my office.

Posted by baha on 09-29-2005 11:16 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
*ok my arse looks like a smashed crab, fuck off and leave me alone

no it does not! it's a thing of great beauty. it's truly a glorious and wonderful bottom...so firm...so pert...so thoroughly delectable...i'd like to lick peach flavoured ice cream off it...

please PM me your postal address so i can send the boxer shorts i soiled as soon as i saw your rear-entry invitation (andf the 3 jism soaked tissues that are now sat next to my keyboard).

i'd heard about finding love on the internet but never thought it'd happen to me.

yours,

smitten

(ps: is my interface all pink now as a sign of our true love?)

Posted by baha on 09-29-2005 11:17 PM:

damn! shot my load again. make that 4 tissues.

Posted by jko`matik on 09-30-2005 10:41 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by virus_uk
my granny used to tell me that if you sneezed and farted at the same time you would do a back flip. Can anyone confirm this?

all i know is your eyes pop out if you leave em open when sneezing.
you might manage to slip on them and do a backflip, so no farting needed.

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Posted by Neversoft on 09-30-2005 11:05 AM:

Thanks everybody for your kind words regarding my arse! For those of you who have said nasty things about my painted buttocks - next time it's my plums!!

Oh, and you can't sneeze with your eyes open, nor do you sneeze at 200mph (or whatever the speed is supposed to be).

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Posted by jko`matik on 09-30-2005 11:23 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft

Oh, and you can't sneeze with your eyes open

you can with one of these:

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Posted by Neversoft on 09-30-2005 11:27 AM:

Your eyes still wouldn't pop out!! Anyway, can we get back to discussing how great my ass is?

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Posted by Lord_Gandalf on 09-30-2005 03:05 PM:

Re: Baha sucks cock!

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
Oh yes, yes he fucking does

After a bit of name calling in another thread, my girlfriend had no option but to reply to Baha's vicious comments... To that end, I present to you, her response painted in glorious technicolour on my arse!

BAHA... YOU SUCK COCK

Is anyone else confused as me? Neversoft + Girlfriend?

I wonder if she let's the dog lick peanut butter from her ass too.

Posted by Neversoft on 09-30-2005 06:07 PM:

Easy tiger!! FUCK KNOWS what she'll want to paint next but I suspect it might say "Lord Gandalf Blows Goats"

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Posted by Lord_Gandalf on 09-30-2005 06:54 PM:

..I'm sure my gf would top it.

EDIT: I take that back.

Posted by baha on 10-01-2005 12:52 AM:

ok, i'm stuck with NS's arse as my av...that's cool cos i've kind of grown attached to it ...but can someone change my vibrant pink interface back to normal please? cos there's no way i can convince anyone in my open plan office i'm looking at a work related site...and will mean i'll have to abandon vcdq if it risks my job to visit the site

Posted by Dwaggy on 10-01-2005 01:12 AM:

hope you like the black one

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Posted by Neversoft on 10-01-2005 12:41 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1
Can u paint it on her arse instead? oh, and tell her not to clench so we can see all

Nope, sorry... Tis all mine (I'm a selfish bastard, see?)

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Posted by punzada on 10-01-2005 07:19 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
Nope, sorry... Tis all mine (I'm a selfish bastard, see?)

lets see what this slag looks like, everyone knows people with artistic talent of any kind aren't good looking.

::EDIT:: Play nice and stick to insulting me or your account will end up looking like my ringpiece

(Double standards? You fucking betcha!) - Neversoft ::

Posted by Vampire on 10-01-2005 07:25 PM:

...that's true, I'm shit at anything artistic!

Posted by jko`matik on 10-01-2005 07:51 PM:

unlucky monkey.

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Posted by baha on 10-01-2005 09:06 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Dwaggy
hope you like the black one

black is cool...apparently it's the new brown. appreciated dwaggy

Posted by kalvaitis007 on 10-02-2005 12:07 AM:

I've gotten into some pretty heated "internet arguments" during my time here, but I've never been compelled to have my woman paint my ass a bright pink and blue. I feel like an amateur now.

Neversoft, your hatred inspires me. It makes me want to be a more spiteful person.

I need some time alone.

-K

Posted by Neversoft on 10-03-2005 11:16 AM:

Sometimes it takes more than words Kal, sometimes it takes "ass"

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Posted by Lord_Gandalf on 10-03-2005 03:22 PM:

.. I'm just still in shock that someone is actually dating you.

Posted by baha on 10-03-2005 03:36 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Lord_Gandalf
.. I'm just still in shock that someone is actually dating you.

even more shocking is that the...errr...'individual' in question appears to be mating NS as well!

Posted by The CandyMan on 10-04-2005 02:24 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by baha
even more shocking is that the...errr...'individual' in question appears to be mating NS as well!

Holy Shit, I just pictured little Neversofts (and softettes?) running around! AAAAIIIIIEEEEEE the End of The World is close at hand!!!!!!!!!

We serously need to start a condom fund for NS. . .

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Posted by YTIGAFF on 11-07-2005 05:39 AM:

this thread deserves a sticky

am i write?

Posted by YTIGAFF on 06-21-2006 10:09 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by YTIGAFF
this thread deserves a sticky

am i write?

bump

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Posted by VBitter on 06-21-2006 10:21 AM:

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Posted by YTIGAFF on 06-21-2006 10:23 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by VBitter
yes

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Posted by J Fresh on 06-21-2006 10:26 AM:

did you just quote yourself.....FAGGOT

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Posted by YTIGAFF on 06-21-2006 10:51 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by J Fresh
did you just quote yourself.....FAGGOT

no

I quoted Very Bitter

and

you wish

read,comprehend.

iowa basic skills test may work for you

are you from iowa?

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Posted by cobalt on 06-21-2006 03:38 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by YTIGAFF
bump

I think he means this post.

BTW 'write' = using a biro, 'right' = correct :/

Posted by YTIGAFF on 06-24-2006 04:36 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by cobalt
I don't think.

BTW 'write' = using a biro, 'right' = correct :/

ya think?

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 06-24-2006 05:38 PM:

cumguzzla

Posted by Munson on 03-15-2009 03:53 PM:

bump

because it;'s true and hilarious

Posted by Avenue_1 on 03-15-2009 06:12 PM:

And because you're YTIGAFF the weird bastard who is an ugly spock looking mofo that went and edited all his posts...

I want you to die Munson.

Posted by gezzer on 03-17-2009 12:46 AM:

Munson must have sure pissed in your beer.

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Posted by Munson on 04-12-2009 03:00 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
Oh yes, yes he fucking does

BAHA... YOU SUCK COCK

Still a cocksucker after all these years.

Posted by ZootedLooter on 04-12-2009 04:17 AM:

this thread brings back bad memories to neversoft...

....he had a bad reaction after shaving his anus with a dirty razor and had to have his buttocks surgically removed...he hasnt been the same since....

youd be pissed off too if you had nothing to sit on

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Posted by Munson on 06-10-2009 12:48 AM:

BUMP

A warning for any noobs.

Posted by wob on 06-10-2009 01:16 AM:

a blast from the past this is the criteria of how to become a mod

Posted by Neversoft on 06-10-2009 01:23 PM:

Until you've ripped out your ass-pubes trying to remove acrylic paint from your butt you don't deserve to be staff around here

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Posted by gezzer on 06-13-2009 12:44 AM:

What you gonna do for an encore then?

Edit > where the fuck's the new avatar thread, people starting to think that's me on the left (Ain't they Mr Brent).

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Posted by Neversoft on 06-13-2009 02:41 PM:

For an encore I could write "Gezzer woz ere" on my dick in marker pen... But I have a tiny cock, I could only fit a "G" on it

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Posted by ZootedLooter on 06-13-2009 02:49 PM:

just put a prince albert through it and start hanging bricks from it...by the time you get up to cinder blocks you will have a prick as formidable as an african swahili

Posted by danimal39 on 06-13-2009 03:12 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by gezzer
What you gonna do for an encore then?

Edit > where the fuck's the new avatar thread, people starting to think that's me on the left (Ain't they Mr Brent).

this is gezzer

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Posted by baha on 06-21-2009 03:48 PM:

I don't make it into this section very often, not since it became so difficult to find the TV threads, was just browsing to have a look for a thread on The Wire (having finished season 5 now)...and came across this thread.

NS's arse...a sight meant only for the blind and the religious trying to maintain vows of celibacy

Right, got to find a stream for the cricket: SL about to thrash Pakistan (and win me loads and loads of money ).

PS: Just wondering, as it's in the 'TV, Games, Music, Sport, Art, Design and other stuff' section...is this what passes for 'Art, Design' on vcdq...?

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Posted by ZootedLooter on 06-21-2009 04:18 PM:

no...it qualifies as other stuff...in this case it is science....it shows the effects of scrunching your cheeks for extended periods of time....this happens due to sucking up to the boss...it builds excessive shit and odors in the anus.....if the camera was wider lensed you would see the smell wilting the flowers just to the left of his fat ass...it is known that NS routinely inserts radiator hoses to releave pressures that can become deadly after time

it doesnt qualify as art because you would need a subject that is appealing to see...and needless to say...softys ass and you are the 2 least appealing things here on vcdq

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