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3 worst movies u have ever seen
Well since yesterday i seen the worst movie in my entire life i thought id see what movies u guys choose as worst ever
3.Not another teen movie
2.Kung pow
1.Dumb and dumberer when harry met lloyd
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Originally posted by deftones6
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Panic Room
Xmen 1
Shriek
yup.. these are the ones i can think of right now.. 
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Originally posted by Kn!ghTMarE
mislabeled? wat is it then? if its not dumb and dumberer, then it is...?
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I'm sure this thread has been done before...I don't know the worst ones, but I've sat through some bad ones. Some of these were just because of the awkward hilarity that comes from BAD movies:
Saving Silverman, Serving Sara, xXx, Kangaroo Jack, Just Married, Return of the Killer Tomatoes (and the rest of them), Glitter, Swept Away, Batman & Robin, Battlefield Earth, Blair Witch II, Halloween Resurrection, Fear Dot Com, Jason X, That Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie in 1994 and then released in 96 or something with Renee Zellweger, Exorcist Sequels (notice the chain here), The Postman, Spice World, Titanic, The Blob (remake, didn't see original), Jack Frost (both the small horror movie and the kids movie), and speaking of kids movies...Jingle All The Way/I'll be home for Christmas (airline flights..bah)
1- FearDotCom (worst movie ever created)
2- Battlefield Earth
3- Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
oh..and kjeks..you must have some really bad taste in movies if those are your 3 worst
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Originally posted by petrocs
oh..and kjeks..you must have some really bad taste in movies if those are your 3 worst
1) The Hulk - DareDevil (tie for #1)
2) Dumb and Dumberer
3) Scary Movie 2 (1 was funny because the jokes werent played out)
all i can think of atm
1. Legends of the fall (Sucked so much ass)
2. Much Ado about nothing (Not my kind of movie)
3. Dean Koontz: Phantoms (Saw this in theatres and i hated it with a passion)
4. Lethal Weapon 4 (Saw it in theatre as well, Boring, Slow, Not entertaining at all)
5. Armegedon (I know i can't spell, Saw this in the theatre as well, God Bruce Willis know's how to pick shit doesn't he?)
6. 2 Fast 2 Furious (Please if there is a GOD please shoot the makers of this film, They are as stupid as the movie)
7. DreamCatcher (Stephen King should be shot in the foot for this movie, It was very very annoying, and quite stupid)
8. Jason X (Actually enjoyed it the first time cause it was so damn stupid, and it was funny, but tried to watch it a second time and wasn't happening. It sucked.)
9. The Fly 1 and 2 (Sucked ass, and to hairy)
10. The Wedding Planner (Talk about trash)
11. Maid in Manhatten (More Trash)
...Well I can go on, and on, and on, but I don't feel like it.
Yeah this thread is a dupe but oh well.
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Originally posted by Kenshin
1) The Hulk - DareDevil (tie for #1)
2) Dumb and Dumberer
3) Scary Movie 2 (1 was funny because the jokes werent played out)
I forgot to add Daredevil to my list...heh, it sucked ass.
im pretty good at missing bad movies, but worst of a recent bunch i thought were
The Hot Chick
Stealing Harvard
Just Married
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The Hulk was pretty poor. Ending was shit, and I fell asleep. Makes my list im thinking.
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Originally posted by pHo
im pretty good at missing bad movies, but worst of a recent bunch i thought were
The Hot Chick
Stealing Harvard
Just Married
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Originally posted by Kenshin
i disagree with you there pho
stealing harvard had a few good laughs...just married had a few too...the hot chick...was crap
it had a few things that were funny to ME:P so go suck a lemon!
Im going to have to go for House Party 1, 2, and 3 
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Originally posted by petrocs
oh..and kjeks..you must have some really bad taste in movies if those are your 3 worst
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Originally posted by Kn!ghTMarE
mislabeled? wat is it then? if its not dumb and dumberer, then it is...?
::LOL! -FuzZ::
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Some recent flicks that just didn't do it for me.....(in no particular order)...
Hulk - too cheesy and unrealistic
Dreamcatcher - and to think I was looking forward to this...
Garbage Pail Kids - I was totally excited when I saw this released because I never got a chance to check it out back in the day, but MAN was that bad.
psuede
:: You mean a movie about a man that becomes a green giant when he's angered as a result of accidental Gamma Exposure was "unrealistic"?
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It's hard to choose from so many shitty flicks that i've seen, but im gonna go with The Game. The Bruce Lee movie that was made and released years after his death, totally fake looking scenes/actors, no story line at all, and obviously since bruce was dead it was all body doubles, shitty ones at that, they couldn't even get the fighting style right, they were using a totally different form of kung fu. Only about 3 scenes are even worth a look, the few actuall scenes of bruce that were taken from outtakes from previous films and peiced together to make a half assed fight scene, and even those are total shit.
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Originally posted by petrocs
2- Battlefield Earth
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Good Will Hunting?? i thought that was done fairly well, a few parts could have been better, but overall nowhere close to being one ot the 'worst' movies imo
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These Are The Wost Moviez I Have Ever Seen
1. Star Wars Episode 1 and 2
2. Men In Black 2
3. Cats And Dogs
1. FearDotCom (Shudder)
2. Dumb & Dumberer (Right....I expecially disliked how they tryed to steal lines, or traits from the first. Like when Lloyd says "I like it alllloooot." Hmmm ya.)
3. Oh man I don't know, Hulks up there, or May, A Clockwork Orange (ya ya some liked it, I didn't and this is an opinions list right? So please don't bitch at me, thanks
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List goes on and on, hmmph ya, time for sleep.
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Originally posted by dc_man
A Clockwork Orange (ya ya some liked it, I didn't and this is an opinions list right? So please don't bitch at me, thanks)
1. Waterworld
2. Mad Max 2
3. Kazaam
these movies start to be entertaining since they are that bad
as in shaq playing a genie...who thought that one up
3. When Harry Met Sally (I absolutely abhored this movie)
2. I Know What You Did Last Summer
1. Tin Cup
They were all just so cheesy I couldn't even bear to watch them.
dumb+dumberer
3000 miles to graceland
sum of all fear
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Originally posted by Alicia
1. Tin Cup
They were all just so cheesy I couldn't even bear to watch them.
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Originally posted by horizonstar
yeah, but, Rene Russo ... mmmmm ...
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Originally posted by pHo
im pretty good at missing bad movies, but worst of a recent bunch i thought were
The Hot Chick
Stealing Harvard
Just Married
i'd book yourself into the clinic fairly promptly. it was a terrible film with absolutely nothing to save it whatsoever. i'd rather stab myself with a rusty fish hook in the groin than watch it again.
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Now, Angelina Jolie, I could watch a movie with her in no matter how bad it sucked ...
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Originally posted by pHo
already been done - Tomb Raider.
Wow, Really? and here i was thinking all the tv spots and posters were just hanging around still from the first one.
ps. why are ya!
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Not meaning to piss off any Trekkie fans out there, but as bad films go check this one out.
http://store.yahoo.net/shatner-store/wilshatsppla.html
Can anybody take this seriously?
And Look Free Trading Cards!
some movies ive hated greatly
3)almost every Will Smith movie.
2)Chicken Run
1) Strangeland.
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quote:(a) yep. I'd do Rene Russo when she's sixty.
Originally posted by Alicia
lol you think she's something special?
Now, Angelina Jolie, I could watch a movie with her in no matter how bad it sucked ...
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1) Reign of Fire (I literally fell asleep watching this one)
2) Ballistic
3) Footloose- I just can't stand Kevin Bacon. :/
Starwars episode 2 ...horrible movie!
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Originally posted by horizonstar
(b) your nick would imply that yours is a female perspective. true?
Solaris
Gosford Park
What a Girl Wants
Man I completely forgot about the Gosford Park. That movie sucked ass intensely.
1. When Darkness Falls
2. THEY
3. Sucky Comedy movies such as not another teen movie and scary movie
These days horror and comedy movies such as Not another teen movie etc...have been pretty crappy. All the jokes and how horror movie tries to scare us just doesnt cut it, they are re-done in every single movie that comes out. Dont remember the last time when i got scared the sh*t out of me, or laughed so hard....
Rene Russo?.. whats so special about her? 
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Originally posted by Kn!ghTMarE
mislabeled? wat is it then? if its not dumb and dumberer, then it is...?
::LOL! -FuzZ::
Urm
Monsters ball - What the hell was that film about!!!
The order - you just cant take this film seriously, coz not even the "actors" do!
annnnddd
ALL shitty teenage horror films. Scream, 1 ,2 ,3 ,4 ,5 ,6 ,7 or woteva there on to now and the rest of those films.
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The Order was soooo bad, i can't believe van damn could do such a shitty movie, tho there have been worse. his older films such as blood sport as much better.
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"K meet of a the have we come in" - fisher @ SummaDayze '04, wtf?
Van Damme does alot of shitty movies :P
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Originally posted by Kn!ghTMarE
mislabeled? wat is it then? if its not dumb and dumberer, then it is...?
::LOL! -FuzZ::
Yep, he does his best work in roles based around fighting ect. normal movies dont suit him all that well. Hard Target wasn't bad though.
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1. Cheech and Chong - Still Smokin' (I lobed up in smoke but this sucked monkey balls)
2. Eyes wide shut
3. Not another teen movie
1. Lord Of The Rings 2 (Absolutely terrible, boring and made me go to sleep!)
2. The Mangler2
3. Gods And Generals (4hours, it took 1 hour for the opening credits to finish! zzzzzzzzzzz)
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Originally posted by Optronix
1. Lord Of The Rings 2
2. The Mangler2
3. Gods And Generals
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Originally posted by Kenshin
go back to the hole you came from
LOTR:TTT was a REALLY good movie!! Maybe not the best ever created but for sure not the worst.. I'd probly say
1) Street Fighter (Too Many Mistakes To Count)
2) Darkness Falls (Not A Movie)
3) Ecks Vs Sever (No Comment)
1) Dumb and Bumberer
2) Ecks vs. Sever
3) Better Off Dead (old John Cusak movie)
worst movies
- Street Fighter
- Dreamcatcher
- 2 fast 2 furious
- xmen1
- double dragon (haha i cant believe they actually made this)
All the street fighter, mortal kombat ect films sucked. You can't just take such a limited video game and create a half assed plot and expect it to turn out ok. Whilst i thought Mortal Kombat I had some very good effects and wasn't too bad with the storyline, all the others were a hopeless waste of time.
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Originally posted by da answer
- double dragon (haha i cant believe they actually made this)
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Originally posted by lostaznguy
1. When Darkness Falls
2. THEY
3. Sucky Comedy movies such as not another teen movie and scary movie
These days horror and comedy movies such as Not another teen movie etc...have been pretty crappy. All the jokes and how horror movie tries to scare us just doesnt cut it, they are re-done in every single movie that comes out. Dont remember the last time when i got scared the sh*t out of me, or laughed so hard....
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Originally posted by deftones6
How are you rating the video and audio without actually having the movie????
1. Independence Day
2. Charlie's Angels 1 or 2
3. Dirty Dancing
these are the 3 that spring to mind, there are tons more im sure.
Independance Day???? Actually i must admit i did not find it as good as a lot of people concider it. But was done well and the acting & special effects were pretty good too.
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1. Independence Day
2. Charlie's Angels 1 or 2
3. Dirty Dancing
these are the 3 that spring to mind, there are tons more im sure.
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How are you rating the video and audio without actually having the movie????
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3) Better Off Dead (old John Cusak movie)
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From justin to kelly.. Oh god that has to be the worst movie ever made as much as i love kelly clarkson THAT MOVIE SUCKED ASS!
and dumb and dumber im not sure who thinks this is a comedy its not its dumb humor that anyone past 5th grade knows is stupid and not funny. And.. xmen movies hulk movies sinbads animated movie and daredevil all those already know the ending movies = Boring and horrid. And all you who love monty python HOW THE HELL CAN U STAND THAT MOVIE. i watched a max of 5 mins and i felt my iq dropped atleast 20 points i want those 5 mins of my life back damnit!
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Rene Russo?.. whats so special about her?![]()
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Originally posted by moviebootlegger
double dragon was dope man. i was like 7 when it came out and it was cool to see they made a movie of that aewsome game.
1. The Rock
2. Armageddon
3. Any Other Mindless Crap
THE ROCK??? whats wrong with the rock i love that movie sean connery one of the best actors around nicholas cage another great actor and the plot was good too =\
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Originally posted by GoaLover
1. The Rock
2. Armageddon
3. Any Other Mindless Crap
3. house of a 1000 corpses
2. return to oz
1. jaws 3d
Got bored just thinking of these films 
Sole Survivors....its one of those movies that at the end you think what retard gave this movie the go ahead to be made? More so who was the dumb fuck who funded it.
2f2f
28 days or something like that
the fast and the furious
dreamcatcher
willard
the hulk
dare devil
dare devil
not another teen (mutant) movie, all of them
dumb and dumber, All of them
More but can't think right now 
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Originally posted by thewhizz
2. return to oz
1:kung pow
2:the stupids
3:bad boys 2 *only because everyone told me it kicks ass and i didn't like it at all*
Hehe, yeah i rather liked Return to Oz too.
Aimed at a COMPLETELY different audience than the first one that's for sure.
I thought it was done extremely well for a 'sequel' type film.
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Originally posted by OdarO
dare devil
not another teen (mutant) movie, all of them
dumb and dumber, All of them
More but can't think right now![]()
Zoolander----had no point to it
Mafia!----disgrace to Italians
Shrek----Although the tokin donkey was cool
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shrek was great, altho i wasn't sure if i would like it, so i took 6 cans of oranjeboom (lager) into the theater (i had free tickets) just in case.
i loved it, but decided to drink the beer anyway.
and zoolander is utterly ace. so nyah 
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Yeah, I liked Zoolander too. Glad I'm not the only one. 
Three worst movies....lessee here....
1. Spaced Invaders
2. The Aniversary Party
3. Bowling for Columbine
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I didn't like zoolander, but shrek was great.
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Don't flame me for my choices. I'm just not one of those people that like those fantasy bullshit movies. I can't watch Harry Potter and I can't watch Lord of the Rings -- it's too hard to sit through 4 hours of magic potion. So here are my top three.
1. Lord of the Rings (any of them)
2. Driven
3. Glitter
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