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GCSE Results

GCSE's must be getting easier. My eldest just phoned me to tell me his results.

English A
French A
IT A*
German A*
History A*
English Lit. A*
Maths A*
Science A*
Additional Science A*

If he thinks he's getting a present after failing miserably in French and English he's got another think coming!

Excellent results, the going rate is £100 for every A* and £75 for the A's

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I'M NEVER COMING BACK TO THESE FORUMS... BOOHOOHOO

OH WAIT...I'M BACK

Hey Ave - I think my son has compromised your account!

GCSE's are definitely getting easier. For one, when I did them, Wikipedia didn't exist and to learn for any subject meant trips to the library.

Going rate when I did GCSE's was £100 for every C and above. Made £800 notes getting half A's half B's, don't think A* existed then. That was in 1994 so with inflation they've got to be worth £150 a piece now but because they have gotten easier make it £150 for every A and above.

minimum of 5 a* to be a milkman these days

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A Vote for Ave is a Vote for FREEDOM!

You fucks... I got six A's, a B and a C (back in the very early days of GCSE's, much like Cupid) and what reward did I get? FUCK ALL!

My Mum can expect a very angry phone call later

You were probably a good boy who studied for kicks. (Although I find that very hard to believe).

I was a bit of a cunt when I was younger (I KNOW you find THAT hard to believe), I liked to fuck around a lot but I was also a money grabbing little shit so a bribe linked to results was a stroke of genius by my saintly god like parents.

::Linnets, is your lad going on to do A-Levels now? They're supposed to be easier than a fat bird.

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Originally posted by cupidstunt
Linnets, is your lad going on to do A-Levels now?

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