![]() |
Show all 82 posts from this thread on one page |
VCDQuality Forums (http://www.vcdhq.com/forum/index.php)
- The Pink Prison (http://www.vcdhq.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?forumid=55)
-- Tales of Yoshi and Koodo (http://www.vcdhq.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=85216)
Tales of Yoshi and Koodo
Yoshi's getting worse and Koodo took on an alter ego and didn't really get banned so I thought I would regale you with a little story...............
Yoshi and Koodo were out strolling in the countryside (don't ask) when they came across a bridge,Yoshi says lower me over and I'll tickle us a trout.So Koodo lowers him over,after a couple of minutes Yoshi shouts quick, quick pull me up,have you got one says Koodo ,no replies Yoshi there's a train coming.
Over to you lot to do better........
__________________
When your in a hole put down the shovel.

__________________
I'm gay. <3 <3 <3
*yawns*
__________________
When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over.
There comes a point in your life when you realise;
who matters,
who never did,
who won't any more...
and who always will.
So, don't worry about people from your past,
there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.
More tales of Yoshy and kodo
Yoshy and Koodo waited anxiously for the results of koodo's pregnancy test. When it turns out to be positive, koodo shouts at Yoshy that he thought he was on the pill. "No" replies Yoshy. "I told you, I stopped taking it because it kept falling out"
A little something to confuse Koodo and Yoshy, our resident retards.
quote:
Originally posted by Jingofin
A little something to confuse ZIG and ZAG, our resident TROLLS.
__________________
When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over.
There comes a point in your life when you realise;
who matters,
who never did,
who won't any more...
and who always will.
So, don't worry about people from your past,
there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.
quote:
Originally posted by yoshy
Quoting the resident TROLL
__________________
When your in a hole put down the shovel.
Koodo rings Yoshi to arrange to stay with him in Melbourne , Yoshi says my place is easy to find I live a stone's throw from the beach,how will I recognize it says Koodo, all the windows are broke comes the reply.
__________________
When your in a hole put down the shovel.
How did koodo find out yoshy was gay..??
His dicks tasted like shit. !!
__________________

Tattoo Shop
quote:
Originally posted by Bit_Confused
How did koodo find out yoshy was gay..??
His dicks tasted like shit. !!
this thread only serves to make yoshy look more intelligent by comparison. holy shit what a cluster fuck.
quote:
Originally posted by Bakkoda
this thread only serves to make yoshy look more intelligent by comparison. holy shit what a cluster fuck.

__________________
When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over.
There comes a point in your life when you realise;
who matters,
who never did,
who won't any more...
and who always will.
So, don't worry about people from your past,
there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.
If Yoshy and Koodo jumped off a tall building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: Koodo, Yoshy would have to stop and ask for directions.
quote:
Originally posted by Bakkoda
this thread only serves to make yoshy look more intelligent by comparison. holy shit what a cluster fuck.
__________________
When your in a hole put down the shovel.
quote:
Originally posted by Bakkoda
this thread only serves to make yoshy look more intelligent by comparison. holy shit what a cluster fuck.
finally

__________________
When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over.
There comes a point in your life when you realise;
who matters,
who never did,
who won't any more...
and who always will.
So, don't worry about people from your past,
there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.
quote:
Originally posted by gezzer
By comparison to what ?sheep, Katie Price ,George bush, gezzer?
__________________
When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over.
There comes a point in your life when you realise;
who matters,
who never did,
who won't any more...
and who always will.
So, don't worry about people from your past,
there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.
Two days and that's the best you can come up with, Yoshi you gotta be the worst forum troll ever,you seriously need to give it up M8 , you are to trolling what Ave and Jingo are to subtlety.
__________________
When your in a hole put down the shovel.
ok, even though its pinked, im gonna tell you anyway.
You gezzer are what I call a parasite.
You latched on to ZIG and ZAG as quick as this forum was to a thread about a dying woman who is now dead.
Humour is one thing and ZIG and ZAG have a knack which I hate to admit, does have humour attached.
I am in no way a troll whatsoever and in fact by trying to invoke other members to trash me and Koodo or whatever you call him just proves to me why I havent bothered.
I think this is a future reference for all people wanting to post on a forum.
dragged into childish behaviour would be a good deterrent for future posts.
You 3 faggots deserve to be infected with the best aids a cunt can catch.
Troll signing out
__________________
When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over.
There comes a point in your life when you realise;
who matters,
who never did,
who won't any more...
and who always will.
So, don't worry about people from your past,
there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.
Fucking hooray Yoshi managed a post with more than six words in it, some of them even had more than four letters....
Here you didn't just cut and paste that lot from somewhere did you?
__________________
When your in a hole put down the shovel.
Awww poor little Yoshy.
Come on now people, lets all stop being retardist and give the special little fella a break.
Yoshy's so dumb, when his ugly wife asked for it doggy style, he jumped off the bed and tried to lick his own nuts.
Ive been here a long time but I must say this is quite possibly the worst thread Ive ever seen on here. Nothing in here was even remotely funny. I also stick to my initial point in that most of you sound like complete toothless cellar hermits.
quote:
Originally posted by Bakkoda
I also stick to my initial point in that most of you sound like complete toothless cellar hermits.
All high and mighty with your fucking teeth.
Down w Bakkoda. That shit deserves a random nickchange and or avatar violation. Maybe Ave can "Candy" up his account for a couple days.
yoshy...
fight back you bitch.
__________________

Tattoo Shop
quote:
Originally posted by Bit_Confused
All high and mighty with your fucking teeth.
quote:
Originally posted by Bakkoda
Ive been here a long time but I must say this is quite possibly the worst thread Ive ever seen on here. Nothing in here was even remotely funny. I also stick to my initial point in that most of you sound like complete toothless cellar hermits.
__________________
When your in a hole put down the shovel.
Clearly Im not in a cellar at least.
And all my teeth are there and straight despite how bad that pic is.
The only thing that pic might prove is that you may or may not be dating a bloke that looks exactly like Christopher Reeve...??
I hereby request that the new background for the pink be Bakkoda's pic w/ Superman
__________________

Tattoo Shop
quote:It was only for his money. Which I found out later he didnt have. I did get a wonderful horse though.
Originally posted by Bit_Confused
The only thing that pic might prove is that you may or may not be dating a bloke that looks exactly like Christopher Reeve...??
quote:
Originally posted by gezzer
Fucking hooray Yoshi managed a post with more than six words in it, some of them even had more than four letters....
Here you didn't just cut and paste that lot from somewhere did you?
__________________
When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over.
There comes a point in your life when you realise;
who matters,
who never did,
who won't any more...
and who always will.
So, don't worry about people from your past,
there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.
quote:
Originally posted by Jingofin
Awww poor little Yoshy.
Come on now people, lets all stop being retardist and give the special little fella a break.
Yoshy's so dumb, when his ugly wife asked for it doggy style, he jumped off the bed and tried to lick his own nuts.
__________________
When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over.
There comes a point in your life when you realise;
who matters,
who never did,
who won't any more...
and who always will.
So, don't worry about people from your past,
there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.
quote:
Originally posted by Bit_Confused
All high and mighty with your fucking teeth.
Down w Bakkoda. That shit deserves a random nickchange and or avatar violation. Maybe Ave can "Candy" up his account for a couple days.
yoshy...
fight back you bitch.

__________________
When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over.
There comes a point in your life when you realise;
who matters,
who never did,
who won't any more...
and who always will.
So, don't worry about people from your past,
there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.
quote:
Originally posted by Bit_Confused
All high and mighty with your fucking teeth.
Down w Bakkoda. That shit deserves a random nickchange and or avatar violation. Maybe Ave can "Candy" up his account for a couple days.
yoshy...
fight back you bitch.
__________________
When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over.
There comes a point in your life when you realise;
who matters,
who never did,
who won't any more...
and who always will.
So, don't worry about people from your past,
there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.
No one likes you yoshy, not here, not in Melbourne. You will be shit posting again in a week.
Too... much contradiction... head cannot... handle Yoshy...
*boom*
Hey Yoshy, i'm no spearchucker but Babe, I love you so
I want you to know
that I'm going to miss your love
the minute you walk out that door
so please don't go
don't go, don't go away
please don't go
don't go, I'm begging you to stay
If you live, at least in my life time
I had one dream come true
I was blessed to be loved
by someone as wonderful as you
Hey hey hey
I need your love
I'm down on my knees
beggin' please please
please don'go
don't you hear me baby
don't leave me now
oh no no no don't go
Only jokin, i really meant FUCK OFF 
lol
quote:
Originally posted by yoshy
Mods can hang their heads.
no-one to blame but mods.
__________________
When your in a hole put down the shovel.
Yoshi you really need to see a trick cyclist seriously . At present I is drunk as, and your response is bizarre , I'm betting that when i sober up it ain't no better .
PS thank fuck for the spell checker.
Leffe £2.19 for a 750 ml bottle in Tesco's at the mo.
And you can fuck off with all that peado shit.
Edit> made me laugh when I read thru that lot sober, also made feel a bit uneasy,you is fuckin weird.
Leffe 750ml 2 squids at Sainsbury's cushty.
__________________
When your in a hole put down the shovel.
quote:
Originally posted by gezzer
Yoshi you really need to see a trick cyclist seriously . At present I is drunk as, and your response is bizarre , I'm betting that when i sober up it ain't no better .
PS thank fuck for the spell checker.
Leffe £2.19 for a 750 ml bottle in Tesco's at the mo.
And you can fuck off with all that peado shit.
Edit> made me laugh when I read thru that lot sober, also made feel a bit uneasy,you is fuckin weird.
Leffe 750ml 2 squids at Sainsbury's cushty.
quote:
Originally posted by The CandyMan
Can someone please fuckin translate this fuckin reply.
HAHAHA
just read this yoshy got trolled out of existance!!!
Whos gonna keep us informed of pedigree breed standards now ???
LAWL
__________________
A Vote for Ave is a Vote for FREEDOM!
quote:
Originally posted by Darlowad
Whos gonna keep us informed of pedigree breed standards now ???
quote:
Originally posted by Fuckmonkey
Yoshy, you should seek expert medical assistance, I am worried for you. At present I am slightly inebriated and I still can't make sense of your response, therefore you cannot have been drunk when writing it - I'll check again when I'm sober.
Leffe (an alcoholic beverage) is on sale at my local grocery store. Please do not infer I have sex with children or pass around my own.
Edit: I re-read when sober, and your message made no sense then either, you really do need help. It seems that the beverage I have taken to is even cheaper at a rival store, how marvelous!
There you go.
__________________
When your in a hole put down the shovel.
I get the impression no one is going to be "begging" yoshi back
para style 
__________________
A Vote for Ave is a Vote for FREEDOM!
quote:
Originally posted by gezzer
Nice one I couldn't have said it better myself![]()
I am at loss to understand why Americans can't grasp basic English tho.
first off lets get this straight again since you are somewhat new here...
we do not speak english on this side of the water...you guys have too many stupid names for things...like smoking fags...you know what that sounds like?????...we speak american...i dont know why we didnt change the name of it years ago when we pushed out dear old georgie...
anyways i personally speak a dialect called brooklynese...just ask vampire or zoidy...and one day NS promises me he will make a trip o NYC so i can call him a friggin no good bastid too
and i m sorry to see yoshi go
so eat me ya buncha joiks
da lootah
__________________
zooted adj : 1. under influence of drugs: relaxed, excited, or euphoric from taking illegal drugs, especially marijuana ( slang ) 2. intoxicated: very intoxicated ( informal )
looter n. : someone who takes spoils or plunder (as in war) [syn: plunderer, pillager, spoiler, despoiler, raider, freebooter]

Semantics aside, a biscuit is a biscuit no matter what you people call it 
I spent a week in NY for my fiftieth birthday and I gotta say everyone I met taxi drivers aside spoke better English than just about everyone on the estate where I live. Funny thing was we took a ride with an Irish horse n' carriage driver in central park who'd emigrated from Southampton 10 years earlier who new most of the site paddy's I had worked with. Small world. If i get time I'll post some pics.
__________________
When your in a hole put down the shovel.
When I was in NY everyone spoke Chinese 
quote:
Originally posted by Fuckmonkey
When I was in NY everyone spoke Chinese![]()
Yoshi lurks on.
Aussie. Should not let this very small group of idiots pester much less get to you. None are overly intelligent nor even remotely funny. All they really do is take turns trying to prove who's the stupidest. Two jointly have held and continue to hold that prestigious title. A third is inching its way in and may overtake them both. Gosh they know how to entertain one another don't they?
This from someone who thinks anti semetic posts are clever ,Koodo you are truly the king of drivel, you already top the stupid list so who are the other two?
__________________
When your in a hole put down the shovel.
quote:
Originally posted by gezzer
This from someone who thinks anti semetic posts are clever ,Koodo you are truly the king of drivel, you already top the stupid list so who are the other two?
Nice one Koodo at least you admit you top the stupid list . Still on your anti semetic ranting I see, funny you cannot find one sympathizer with your views.
See yoshi's back prowling already boycott didn't last long then.
__________________
When your in a hole put down the shovel.
[QUOTE]Originally posted by gezzer
[B]Nice one Koodo at least you admit you top the stupid list . Still on your anti semetic ranting I see, funny you cannot find one sympathizer with your views.
Again of course you just cannot comprehend. What did I say earlier? I remember. Not overly intelligent... As for sympathizers what do I think about that? Something about bigoted, racist et al. Facts speak for themselves stupid.
quote:
Originally posted by koodo
Facts speak for themselves
__________________
When your in a hole put down the shovel.
GIVE UP TRYING TO USE QUOTES!!!
quote:
Originally posted by koodo
Anti Semetic? Think I have provided enough information to indicate clearly what animals these people really are.?
Fuck this thread stinks of lame, how old are you fuckers again? Yoshy should be flattered that you homos think he's worth the effort.
I blame the mods.
__________________
Statistically... 9 out of 10 people actually enjoy gang rape.
Fuck, this thread stinks of awesome. I'm no spearchucker but this thread made Yoshy cry and resulted in him fucking off, good result all round. Now, if only it can get Koodo banned for more anti semite bullshit it will become the most perfect thread ever.
I blame the joos.
quote:
Originally posted by gezzer
It's a pity you don't ,you either just present weird supposition as fact or just cut and paste some old shit. Anyway that's my last word on this, its hard work trying to present reason to a retard.
quote:
Originally posted by Jingofin
Fuck, this thread stinks of awesome. I'm no spearchucker but this thread made Yoshy cry and resulted in him fucking off, good result all round. Now, if only it can get Koodo banned for more anti semite bullshit it will become the most perfect thread ever.
I blame the joos.
quote:
Originally posted by koodo
Bye bye. Knew it wouldn't be hard putting you away.
__________________
When your in a hole put down the shovel.
quote:Fuck off then and give us all some peace.
Originally posted by koodo
The dumbest of all dem dummies decides to chirp in. Can't handle this. Think I'll do a para and demand to be banned.
__________________
When your in a hole put down the shovel.
quote:
Originally posted by gezzer
Fuck off then and give us all some peace.
lol koodo is a joo hating spastic.
Koodo, get over your antisemiteness, the jews will win, they have right on their side.
quote:Hey, I got an oven. Why don't you jump in?
Originally posted by koodo
Fine. But we may be playing again in the future.
__________________
Hold Da Motha Fuckin Salad.
And dem dummies keep on coming.
quote:
Originally posted by koodo
[QUOTE]Originally posted by gezzer
[B]Nice one Koodo at least you admit you top the stupid list . Still on your anti semetic ranting I see, funny you cannot find one sympathizer with your views.
Again of course you just cannot comprehend. What did I say earlier? I remember. Not overly intelligent... As for sympathizers what do I think about that? Something about bigoted, racist et al. Facts speak for themselves stupid.
__________________
snoochie boochies

quote:
Originally posted by bartleby
It's ironic that you call other people stupid yet still , after What ? 4 years havn't worked out how to quote peoples post even though THERE'S A FUCKING BUTTON FOR IT!
Actually i'm sorry , they proberly don't have computer courses in that medieval library you keep posting from.
quote:
Originally posted by koodo
Do you ever actually read what the issues are? Doubt it.
quote:
Originally posted by koodo
Anyway dick off dork breath. Or is it dork off dick breath?

__________________
snoochie boochies

this whole fuckin thread is boring....and any other bait and burn thread like it too....it started out pretty funny but got stale once the jokes turned to flat out insults....most of us see the lines in the sand and we get the picture
enough is enough
__________________
zooted adj : 1. under influence of drugs: relaxed, excited, or euphoric from taking illegal drugs, especially marijuana ( slang ) 2. intoxicated: very intoxicated ( informal )
looter n. : someone who takes spoils or plunder (as in war) [syn: plunderer, pillager, spoiler, despoiler, raider, freebooter]

quote:
Originally posted by ZootedLooter
this whole fuckin thread is boring....and any other bait and burn thread like it too....it started out pretty funny but got stale once the jokes turned to flat out insults....most of us see the lines in the sand and we get the picture
enough is enough
Please make your feelings about Koodo known here
i agree with koodo....i dont think yoshi found anything humorous....but i did...and i like yoshi but funny is funny...what i dont think is humorous is abusing anyone into submision by a pack of wolves...ive seen it happen umpteen fuckin times here ...and lots of times i liked the battered bastard
__________________
zooted adj : 1. under influence of drugs: relaxed, excited, or euphoric from taking illegal drugs, especially marijuana ( slang ) 2. intoxicated: very intoxicated ( informal )
looter n. : someone who takes spoils or plunder (as in war) [syn: plunderer, pillager, spoiler, despoiler, raider, freebooter]

Yoshy will be back and shit posting in about a week. I can guarantee this*
*win win guarantee, I'm either right or, in the event I am wrong, Yoshy will never come back. Can't fail.
quote:Na, I'm sure he was arrested for animal cruelty, so he'll be back when he's out of jail.
Originally posted by Jingofin
Yoshy will be back and shit posting in about a week. I can guarantee this*
*win win guarantee, I'm either right or, in the event I am wrong, Yoshy will never come back. Can't fail.
__________________
Hold Da Motha Fuckin Salad.
quote:I'm with you on this... This straight-up flaming and baiting has to stop, especially when it's pretty much unprovoked and it's only purpose is to create a shitfest (even in the pink).
Originally posted by ZootedLooter
i agree with koodo....i dont think yoshi found anything humorous....but i did...and i like yoshi but funny is funny...what i dont think is humorous is abusing anyone into submision by a pack of wolves...ive seen it happen umpteen fuckin times here ...and lots of times i liked the battered bastard

__________________
Statistically... 9 out of 10 people actually enjoy gang rape.
quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
This thread is tantamount to name-calling in a playground![]()
Koodo and Yoshi are standing on a street corner when an ambulance goes racing by at speed with its sirens howling, Won't sell any ice cream going that fast says Koodo.
__________________
When your in a hole put down the shovel.
| All times are GMT. The time now is 02:23 AM. | Show all 82 posts from this thread on one page |
Powered by: vBulletin Version 2.3.0
Copyright © Jelsoft Enterprises Limited 2000 - 2002.