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Posted by David Cameron on 03-08-2009 11:10 AM:

Fund-a-Mental Poll

Poll time for Fund-a-Mental. I've added the few slogans suggested in the previous thread, i'm sure more can be added. Its a 2 day poll so don't rush and waste your vote just yet until all the options are added.


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JINGOFIN - PAID
VAMPIRE - PAID
ZOOTEDLOOTER - PAID
ARTHUR DAILY
DARLOWAD PAID by me
LOLOBO - PAID(Whether he likes it or not, he is now MrEMann's bitch)
GEZZER - PAID
MREMANN - PAID
NEVERSOFT - PAID
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Posted by ZootedLooter on 03-08-2009 12:55 PM:

i think we should come up with a few mpaa slogans before we pole this thing....if its only 1 slogan going up on the wall fuck the member slogans

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Posted by gezzer on 03-08-2009 01:06 PM:

Agreed we gotta come up with something subtle about the MPAA .

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Posted by David Cameron on 03-08-2009 01:22 PM:

Well Looter, your a mod now, chop and change the poll as you see fit. Most of those suggestions above were yours, there were very few actual submissions.

Add this one when you get a chance.

"Updaters required, apply at www.vcdquality.com"


Posted by Vampire on 03-08-2009 09:32 PM:

Ahhh... here it is.

quote:
Originally posted by Jingofin
Add this one when you get a chance.

"Updaters required, apply at www.vcdquality.com"



Done.

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Posted by LOLobo on 03-08-2009 10:58 PM:

Today Google says...

3 Euros = 3.7986 U.S. dollars

Safe to round up to $4

before the dollar keeps going down.


Posted by ZootedLooter on 03-09-2009 02:17 AM:

ok...i deleted all the personal attacks some moron suggested...the ones with no votes at least...

we really should wait for this poll until we have a few mpaa slogans to vote on at the same time though....i think most of us agree on the content of the grafitti if not the slogan

and id pay now but im being drunk and lazy right now

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looter n. : someone who takes spoils or plunder (as in war) [syn: plunderer, pillager, spoiler, despoiler, raider, freebooter]



Posted by Munson on 03-09-2009 02:24 AM:

yea


Posted by bartleby on 03-09-2009 02:56 AM:

I'm no spearchucker but...

Should be added to begining of one of those slogans.

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Posted by LOLobo on 03-09-2009 04:58 AM:

Poll extended until Friday the 13th. Payday!


Posted by yoshy on 03-09-2009 09:01 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by bartleby
I'm no spearchucker but...

Should be added to begining of one of those slogans.



but.......Yoshy ROCKS

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who won't any more...
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Posted by gezzer on 03-09-2009 02:34 PM:

Yoshi you're getting worse ,Ive gone for the up yours MPAA.

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Posted by yoshy on 03-09-2009 02:56 PM:

how creative coming from a fisherman

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There comes a point in your life when you realise;
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who never did,
who won't any more...
and who always will.
So, don't worry about people from your past,
there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.


Posted by gezzer on 03-09-2009 03:20 PM:

There,s fuck all creative in being a fisherman its all pretty destructive , if it wasn't there might actually still be fish in the sea instead of endangered species >cue Yoshi.
I nearly forgot, I'm a trawlerman not a fisherman , I don't fish for fish , If it was down to me I'd ban all commercial fishing for four years to allow recovery of fish stocks. This got fuck all to do with our slogan anyway try staying on topic Yoshi.
I do do a bit of hookin' every now and again mind, cod and conger mostly.

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Posted by gezzer on 03-09-2009 03:28 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by yoshy
how creative coming from a fisherman

I didn't create the slogans anyway, I just voted on them dipstick.

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Posted by Bit_Confused on 03-09-2009 03:39 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by gezzer
There,s fuck all creative in being a fisherman its all pretty destructive , if it wasn't there might actually still be fish in the sea instead of endangered species >cue Yoshi.
I nearly forgot, I'm a trawlerman not a fisherman , I don't fish for fish , If it was down to me I'd ban all commercial fishing for four years to allow recovery of fish stocks. This got fuck all to do with our slogan anyway try staying on topic Yoshi.
I do do a bit of hookin' every now and again mind, cod and conger mostly.



Every word you speak really makes me jealous. I fucking love fishing. Personally, I either enjoy hitting the salmon when they run in the late summer fall .. or hooking off a canoe / tin boat in the small lakes in Northern Ontario.

Kinda like this.

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Posted by gezzer on 03-09-2009 03:44 PM:

Nice, I expect you catch things as well. In the Solent where I am we are running out of fish apart from smoothounds (small shark with grinding teeth like a skates) which seem to double in numbers every year.Mind you they do go like stink when you hook them. Is this the fishing thread now?

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Posted by Darlowad on 03-09-2009 06:08 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Darlowad
Ill donate BUT i want my name puttin up !!!

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Posted by Bit_Confused on 03-09-2009 06:28 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by gezzer
Nice, I expect you catch things as well. In the Solent where I am we are running out of fish apart from smoothounds (small shark with grinding teeth like a skates) which seem to double in numbers every year.Mind you they do go like stink when you hook them. Is this the fishing thread now?



Pike, Muskie, small/large mouth bass, trout, and rubber boots...not me in the pic....but I want a hat that says flames anyway.

like this

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Posted by David Cameron on 03-09-2009 06:43 PM:

This thread is NOT about fishing.


Posted by Neversoft on 03-09-2009 06:51 PM:

How the fuck do we pay for this? No doubt it's in another thread somewhere but I'm too busy to look... I need a shit.

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Posted by Neversoft on 03-09-2009 06:51 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jingofin
This thread is NOT about fisting.
It should be.

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Posted by Bit_Confused on 03-09-2009 06:56 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
It should be.


New poll entry.

Derail the MPAA like a thread on VCDQ.com

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Posted by David Cameron on 03-09-2009 07:13 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
How the fuck do we pay for this? No doubt it's in another thread somewhere but I'm too busy to look... I need a shit.


FFS you cheap bastard, i'm not falling for your stall tactics. Interest starts at 2 points a week, payment by weeks end or I send Arthur round.


Posted by David Cameron on 03-11-2009 08:26 PM:

Still waiting on cold hard paypal from Darlo, Arthur, Neversoft and the Looter.

Come on skinflints, 2 days left to pay otherwise you are going to have to lock yourselves in The Pink and I will have to send Arthur round his own house to collect his own money which will be awkward and embarrassing for everyone involved.


Posted by baha on 03-11-2009 08:35 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jingofin
...I will have to send Arthur round his own house to collect his own money which will be awkward and embarrassing for everyone involved.
...especially if he were wearing trainers and wouldn't let himself in

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Posted by Neversoft on 03-11-2009 08:47 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jingofin
Still waiting on cold hard paypal from Darlo, Arthur, Neversoft and the Looter.
I've just paid, don't send the bailiffs you cock.

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Posted by Vampire on 03-11-2009 08:52 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Darlowad
Ill donate BUT i want my name puttin up !!!

Darlo's out.. we're not throwing everyone's nick up.

If munson was serious about putting in, that's the 30 euros covered.

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Posted by Darlowad on 03-11-2009 09:51 PM:

It sounded a good idea at the start but the suggestions are shit and generic

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Posted by Neversoft on 03-11-2009 09:55 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Darlowad
I don't have 3 euros to my name
FIXED

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Posted by Darlowad on 03-11-2009 10:00 PM:

busted

That and mortage,children,cars,bills,wife

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Posted by Vampire on 03-11-2009 10:07 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Darlowad
busted

That and mortage,children,cars,bills,wife


Mortgage - check.
Kids - check.
Cars - check.
Bills - check.
Missus - check.
Alcohol habit - check.
Poker habit - check.
Company announces no pay rise for anyone despite me getting the highest score you can get in your fucking appraisal (which directly affects your pay-cunting-rise) - CHECK!

Cough up you cheap bastard!

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Posted by ZootedLooter on 03-12-2009 04:44 AM:

ok gordon...check me off the list....but im not helping you collect off arfur....youre on your own

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Posted by Neversoft on 03-12-2009 03:46 PM:

Yeah, it's not like Arthur is poor... He claims he's always getting "tips" when he works the doors of G.A.Y - come on Arthur, put your money where your mouth is*















*on seconds thoughts, I think we've guessed where you mouth is, put your money in Jingofins paypal account

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Posted by David Cameron on 03-13-2009 08:53 PM:

Ok the poll is closed. Going to put that slogan up.

Arthur can pay me back by letting me in for free next time I visit G.A.Y... oh shit, er, no, cough cough, I meant he can buy me a big steak and a pint of guiness next time i'm down the bare knuckle boxing gym.


Posted by David Cameron on 03-13-2009 09:16 PM:

Ok. All done.

As you can see, this cost me an extortionate amount, I will be living off bread and water for the remainder of the month. This is because a number of cheap bastards stiffed me on the paypal charge, not to mention Darlo and Arthur being poor as fuck.

Eg. These are the payments I received, no names, I don't want to embarrass anyone, although I think we can all spot the cheap bastard who underpaid twice...

€5.42 EUR (wtf is this)
€2.55 EUR (pikey bastard)
€2.53 EUR (omg, take the piss why don't you)
€3.00 EUR (Thanks Gezzer, your a diamond geezer)
€3.00 EUR (Vamp, you're a good man you are)
€3.50 EUR (Thanks lmao2k, Jesus loves you)


Posted by David Cameron on 03-13-2009 09:26 PM:

Oh and it said it could take up to April 3rd for the slogan to be painted and the pictures sent.


Posted by Bit_Confused on 03-13-2009 09:37 PM:

well done

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Posted by lmao2k on 03-13-2009 11:23 PM:

Good good


Posted by Darlowad on 03-13-2009 11:27 PM:

Am i allowed to look ??

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Posted by David Cameron on 03-13-2009 11:36 PM:

Allowed to look at what you penny pinching miser? If you're talking about the photo's, that depends on whether you can bring yourself to pay your electricity bill.


Posted by yoshy on 03-14-2009 02:07 AM:

should have used aa slogan generator for a better one than that.

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When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over.

There comes a point in your life when you realise;
who matters,
who never did,
who won't any more...
and who always will.
So, don't worry about people from your past,
there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.


Posted by Avenue_1 on 03-14-2009 02:14 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by yoshy
should have used aa slogan generator for a better one than that.




WHAT?


Posted by gezzer on 03-14-2009 09:48 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by yoshy
should have used aa slogan generator for a better one than that.


I'll have ten pints of whatever you've been drinking

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Posted by David Cameron on 03-14-2009 10:04 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by gezzer
I'll have ten pints of whatever you've been drinking


10 pints of dog piss?


Posted by gezzer on 03-14-2009 10:13 AM:

All Australian lager is dog piss , tasteless shite , mind you everything Australian is tasteless.

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Posted by Fuckmonkey on 03-14-2009 12:25 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by yoshy
should have used aa slogan generator for a better one than that.




*facepalm*

Seriously, why.


Posted by yoshy on 03-14-2009 12:30 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Fuckmonkey
*facepalm*

Seriously, why.



Because any free one could have come up with a better one than that which was chosen.

that's all.

That's my humour which no other person seems to relate to.



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When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over.

There comes a point in your life when you realise;
who matters,
who never did,
who won't any more...
and who always will.
So, don't worry about people from your past,
there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.


Posted by David Cameron on 03-14-2009 12:37 PM:

Its not really humour though is it, its just you being a retarded troll.


Posted by gezzer on 03-14-2009 12:59 PM:

Australian bad taste case closed.

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Posted by yoshy on 03-14-2009 01:56 PM:

That person has more money down the side of the couch as you have fishscales stuck to your anal entrance.


He made more money in an hour than you in a week.

__________________
When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over.

There comes a point in your life when you realise;
who matters,
who never did,
who won't any more...
and who always will.
So, don't worry about people from your past,
there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.


Posted by yoshy on 03-14-2009 01:59 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jingofin
Its not really humour though is it, its just you being a retarded troll.


I dont troll

I reply to them

like now

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When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over.

There comes a point in your life when you realise;
who matters,
who never did,
who won't any more...
and who always will.
So, don't worry about people from your past,
there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.


Posted by Avenue_1 on 03-14-2009 03:38 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by yoshy
That person has more money down the side of the couch as you have fishscales stuck to your anal entrance.


He made more money in an hour than you in a week.



You're a frickin weirdo


Posted by David Cameron on 03-14-2009 04:13 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by gezzer
Australian bad taste case closed.


WHo is that?


Posted by gezzer on 03-14-2009 04:55 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by yoshy
T

He made more money in an hour than you in a week.

WTF's that got to do with anything dinlo ,fuckin irony about this is Jingo's thread is sensible and your here trolling it, normally its the other way around apart from your threads are anything but sensible,normally some live leak shit or copy and paste some crap. Getting insulted by you is like being hit with a wet tissue.

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Posted by The CandyMan on 03-14-2009 05:24 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by gezzer
like being hit with a wet tissue.


Depends on whats on the tissue. Neversoft throws one I suggest you run as fast as possible.

Honestly I would have donated if my damn new credit card had shown up yet. My last one stopped working (fucked magnetic strip?) and had to have a new one issue and I think the fucker is being delivered by a mexican on a donkey. So no money can be added to my paypal account now.

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Posted by gezzer on 03-14-2009 05:38 PM:

Managed to fuck that up sober.

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Posted by gezzer on 03-14-2009 05:39 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jingofin
WHo is that?

That's Sir Les Patterson(Aka Barry Humphries) the Australian culture minister.

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Posted by gezzer on 03-15-2009 01:49 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by yoshy
That person has more money down the side of the couch as you have fishscales stuck to your anal entrance.


Ha fuckin ha in other words he's skint ,dopey you pawnd yourself well and truly.Nice try Yoshi.

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 03-15-2009 02:22 AM:

I can picture yoshy sitting in company...You know that weird type of guy who says somethin trying to be funny and everyone goes quiet, tumbleweed moment.


Posted by Munson on 03-15-2009 04:03 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by gezzer
Australian bad taste case closed.



They are, after all, mostly European


Posted by David Cameron on 03-16-2009 09:29 PM:



Received this email today.

quote:

Dear client,

We have a question regarding your text. If it's in support of the Wall,
tyou've ended up on the wrong side of the Wall, Palestine. In that case we
will grant you a refund ( leniniency) , and the whole Israeli side is yours.

Be careful when spraying on the Israeli side too.

If on the other hand, you don't like the fact American actors etc support
the Wall, please make this more clear by adding something like " Shame on
them".

Our Palestiniona partners will not take the risk of being interrogated or
worse by the Israeli Defense Forces for a text in support of a Wall, which
destroys their lives and future.

If you want to adapt your text or want a refund, please let me know,


Justus van Opel, director Sendamessage, Amsterdam


I've replied and asked them to add the words "Shame on them", as suggested. Doh, sarcasm fail.


Posted by Darlowad on 03-16-2009 10:00 PM:

LOOOL

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Posted by ZootedLooter on 03-17-2009 12:10 AM:

destroys the humor in the slogan then....i vote "up yours" again

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Posted by gezzer on 03-17-2009 12:21 AM:

Nah I think it's funnier with the shame on them.Didnt think they'd take it so serious tho, shows what we take for granted.We can say anything,I know Ave does.

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Posted by Fuckmonkey on 03-17-2009 11:56 AM:

Couldn't they have just replaced the word "wall" with "message"?


Posted by lmao2k on 03-28-2009 03:47 AM:

Any updates?


Posted by LOLobo on 03-28-2009 09:01 AM:

yes

para has grown from cunt to super-cunt with last nights b-b-q buffet.


Posted by Avenue_1 on 03-28-2009 11:13 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by lmao2k
Any updates?


Jade Goody is DEAD


Posted by David Cameron on 03-28-2009 01:55 PM:

No real update. I did receive confirmation that the slogan is acceptable though. April 3rd should be photo day.


Posted by bartleby on 03-29-2009 01:23 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jingofin
No real update. I did receive confirmation that the slogan is acceptable though. April 3rd should be photo day.


How long does it take them to graffiti a wall , fucking lazy palestinians.

I could've had one of the local kids do it on the police station wall for a packet of fags.

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Posted by Munson on 03-29-2009 05:12 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by bartleby
fags.


Posted by David Cameron on 04-02-2009 06:01 PM:

Update.

Got this email today.

quote:
Hi xXSexypantsXx,



There may be a (moderate) delay in delivery: Yusef, our master sprayer in Palestine apparently never got/read your adaptions ( we SURELY mailed him about that), so I hr ago Yusef stood in front of the Wall with a spraycan and a list in his hand, read your original text, and asked himself the same questions I did before. Well, your adaptation reached him, 5 minutes ago… just that you know!



Thank you for supporting us,



Justus van Oel, SAM, Amsterdam



The adaptations he is talking about was the addition of "shame on them", agreed upon a couple of weeks ago. SHouldn't be long now.


Posted by Neversoft on 04-02-2009 06:31 PM:

These motherfuckers are about as efficient and organised as the British Gas customer support line* If I'd known it was going to take this long I would've had you send me donations so I can fly over and spray-paint the fucking thing myself... And I wouldn't censor it














*don't ask... They're just cunts, ok?

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Posted by David Cameron on 04-20-2009 08:57 PM:

Heard nothing from these clowns since I last posted their response. I'll give it to the end of the week then file a pay pal claim against them. Not sure how much good that will do but on the off chance we get a refund, have a think about where you'd like to spend the money instead coz I'm not gonna be arsed to refund 7 x £3 or whatever is was.


Posted by bartleby on 04-21-2009 12:36 PM:

Those fucking sand monkeys bumped you off.

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Posted by yoshy on 04-21-2009 01:59 PM:

__________________
When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over.

There comes a point in your life when you realise;
who matters,
who never did,
who won't any more...
and who always will.
So, don't worry about people from your past,
there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.


Posted by gezzer on 04-21-2009 03:40 PM:

Donate mine too the cause (vcd) ,and Yoshi you sad retard why the fuck you think it's funny.We never laugh at any thing you do , do we?

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Posted by David Cameron on 04-22-2009 06:59 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by gezzer
) ,and Yoshi you sad retard why the fuck you think it's funny.We never laugh at any thing you do , do we?


I laughed when his flea infested dog died. .

I thought he'd fucked off for good but its nice to know he still logs in to read my posts, even if that does make him a fucking loser


Posted by David Cameron on 04-28-2009 06:08 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by yoshy



So... I started a paypal claim, 2 days later and it looks like Yusef decided to get off his arse and get painting.







Photography skills probably not the highest on the agenda of the average palestinian but I think they did a reasonable job.


Posted by Bit_Confused on 04-28-2009 07:41 PM:

well done.


Next msg has to be for yoshy

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Posted by Neversoft on 04-29-2009 12:28 AM:

I don't think we got value for money... You said Banksy was doing it you cunt

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Posted by David Cameron on 04-29-2009 12:41 PM:

quote:
MPAA boss Dan Glickman: on his way out


p2pnet news view | MPAA News:- MPAA boss Dan ‘The Joker’ Glickman won’t be laughing these days.

TorrentFreak reports he’s been told his services will no longer be required, and we had an email - no doubt prompted by the TF report - saying the same.

So who will the Hollywood moguls find to replace him? And can it be done within 18 months?

“Things may be far worse for Vivendi Universal, EMI, Warner Music and Sony BMGs universally despised RIAA than we’d hoped for (sorry, expected),” p2pnet reported recently, citing RIAA staff firings.


Source

I'd love to tell you this was the result of our 'paint job' but this story dates back to April 2nd


Posted by lmao2k on 04-30-2009 03:45 PM:

Thread delivers.

All we need now is some news report that just happens to have the wall in the background!


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