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The best movie in the entire world like, ever ever EVER, and it's gay-ass review...

Ok, who are these people? Extreme right-wing feminists? Some sort of obscure cult? The people responsible for making the statue of Michaelangelo's David cover his penis? Why do people like this get the right to exist? HMPH!

http://www.screenit.com/movies/1985...the_future.html

EXAMPLE REVIEW QUOTES:

Violence: Marty is blown across the room by the output of a large speaker.

DISRESPECTFUL/BAD ATTITUDE: We learn that Doc Brown stole plutonium from some terrorists who hired him to make a bomb for them (he didn't).


I mean seriously, come on now. WTF!!!!???

Check out some of their other reviews, they're fucking gay as but i guarantee you'll laugh a lot doing it.

Just for kicks i typed in "Pulp Fiction"...

http://www.screenit.com/movies/1994/pulp_fiction.html

note:

I tried Last House On The Left, Ichi The Killer, Let Them Die Slowly, Tenebrae, Cannibal Ferox, S.S. Experiment Camp, Ilsa: Psycho Sex Bitch Of The S.S. and The New York Ripper beforehand.

Needless to say none of them were on this gay site. LOL.

glad to clear this up

At least 260 "f" words (40 used with "mother" -- with another written on a wallet -- and 4 used sexually), 80 "s" words, 2 slang terms for male genitals (the "d" word), 1 slang term for female genitals (the "p" word), 44 asses (4 used with "hole"), 7 damns, 5 hells, 1 S.O.B., and 24 uses of "G-damn," 3 of "Jesus Christ," and 1 each of "God" and "Jesus" used as exclamations.

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Originally posted by Mystic Slippers
Ok, who are these people? Extreme right-wing feminists? Some sort of obscure cult? The people responsible for making the statue of Michaelangelo's David cover his penis? Why do people like this get the right to exist? HMPH!

http://www.screenit.com/movies/1985...the_future.html

EXAMPLE REVIEW QUOTES:

Violence: Marty is blown across the room by the output of a large speaker.

DISRESPECTFUL/BAD ATTITUDE: We learn that Doc Brown stole plutonium from some terrorists who hired him to make a bomb for them (he didn't).


I mean seriously, come on now. WTF!!!!???

Check out some of their other reviews, they're fucking gay as but i guarantee you'll laugh a lot doing it.

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But i don´t agree with those damn sites , get them off the internet.

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http://www.screenit.com/movies/2001...trike_back.html

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Originally posted by Stabbe
...Actually he DID steal the plutonium from them , they hired him to make a bomb. I bought the Trilogy DVD box , and saw it...

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what a bunch of junk.

yeh, the DeLorean DC12 needed it for 1.21GW of electricity.

"Martyoc, you don't just walk into a store and ask for plutonium. Did you rip this off?
Doc:Of course, from a group of Libyan Nationalists. They wanted me to build them a bomb, so I took their plutonium and in turn gave them a shiny bomb case full of used pinball machine parts." <- haahha pinball parts

that site is extreme. People actually record how many times someone said 'damn' ...how can you enjoy it? and what if you miss a phrase lol

haven't clicked it yet, but sounds awfully familiar...


www.capalert.com

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Bloody hell. Whatever next!

I still don't understand how getting blown back by a speaker exploding can be classed as violence. LOL.

Basically that site just makes a mockery of movies. It's reviewing at it's most extreme by a bunch of religious brainwashed idiots.

Movies are meant to be fun. Not dissected and studied like some sort of problem experiment.

Tsk.

That capalert site is the funniest thing I've ever seen.

Go read their review of 8-Mile you have to see it to believe it. 202 uses of the most foul of the foul words! lol

Left Behind:2 was a movie I thought was supposed to be kind of religious, however there is a scene where they reckon a woman is wearing a skirt with a slit in it "showing more of her leg than may be conidered polite"!!!!!

I'd love to see them review a porn flick!


Billy

well, what can ya say? now and then you get a sucky review page, shit happens, get a shovel, heh

HOLY FUCK!!! I never knew 'god' was classed as profanity, what sad wankers.


South park gets a nice review


This made me laugh

When asked why he was called a "pig f*cker," another character tells him, "because you f*ck pigs."

Satan and Saddam Hussein are presented as homosexual lovers in Hell. As such, we see them in bed watching TV. Saddam tells him, "You know how to turn my crank...I'm getting so hot." We then see Saddam rhythmically moving his hand at his crotch under the covers. Satan then asks him if sex is the only thing that matters to him. Saddam then replies that they should shut off the lights and get close. As the lights go off, we hear some brief sexually related sounds and Saddam saying, "You like that, don't you bitch?"



FRIGHTENING SCENES
Younger kids -- and those with strong convictions about Hell and the devil -- may be scared or unsettled by visions of Hell (that are computer-created graphics instead of the rest of the film's construction paper-like cutouts) or Satan's ascent to the surface of the world.

While no sexual acts are seen, some related topics are discussed, cartoon as well as real pictures of a penis are seen, and Satan and Saddam Hussein are depicted as homosexual lovers (and talk about having sex). Lethal violence occurs (particularly in war-related scenes) and many people are killed by various means with often bloody results (although in a crudely drawn and certainly not realistic fashion).


IMITATIVE BEHAVIOR
Due to crowd noise and occasionally mumbled lines, the following list of phrases should be considered a minimum.
Phrases: "Pig f*cker," "Butt f*cking S.O.B., "Shut your f*cking face, uncle f*cka," "Fat f*ck," "F*ck face," "Shut your f*cking mouth," "Horse f*cker," "Butt f*cker," "Sh*t faced," "Holy sh*t," "Chicken sh*t," "Dipsh*t," "C*cks*cking asshole," "C*ckmaster," "Big floppy donkey d*ck," "Bitch" (said many times), "Screwups," "Crappy," "Retard," "Shut up fat boy," "Fat ass," "Lick your ass," "Suck my ass," "Piss off," "Faggot," "Bastard," "Sucks," "Idiots," "Scum," "Pissed off," "Sucks ass," "Butthole," "Chicks" and "Screwy."

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Originally posted by billymcq2

I'd love to see them review a porn flick!

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IMITATIVE BEHAVIOR
Due to the rapid-fire delivery of dialogue, the following should be considered a minimum. "F*ck you," "You f*cking square," "F*cked up," "No f*cking way," "Why the f*ck /did you do a thing like that/are you with that little stoner?" "When the f*ck?" "F*cking dumb ass," "What the f*ck /is the Internet/are you waiting for/are you looking at/are you trying to say/is that?" "F*ck them up their stupid asses," "Who the f*ck /said that sh*t/are these guys/are you?" "What are you, f*cking retarded?" "You f*cking morons," "I'm so f*cking yours," "Sheep f*cker," "F*ck that fat f*ck," "F*ck off," "Little f*cks," "Holy f*ck," "Let's get the f*ck out of here," "You little monkey f*ck," "Are you f*cking crazy?" "Un-f*cking believable," "F*ck me," "You dumb f*ck," "Don't f*ck with the Jedi master," "Shut the f*ck up," "Little sh*t machine," "That sh*t was so gay," "Holy sh*t," "Sh*t yeah," "I can't believe this sh*t," "Bullsh*t," "I make that sh*t work," "Oh, sh*t," "Take a sh*t," "Sh*t no," "Piece of sh*t," "Sh*tload," "Your sh*t is so tired," "What the hell /are you saying/are you talking about?" "Burn boy," "Sucked ass," "Bitch(es)" (women and men), "Shut up," "Ain't that a bitch?" "Hell yeah," "Chuckleheads," "Bastards," "Chick" (woman), "Jerk offs," "D*ckheads," "That sucks balls," "Give head" (oral sex), "Stupid ass," "(This place) Licks balls" (testicles), "Ball lickers," "You bet your ass I would," "Sucks ass," "Fine piece of ass," "You're such a bitch" (woman to woman), "Shut up," "You are so gay," "Move your ass," "Who the hell are you?" "Damn you all to hell," "Pissed," "Queer" (gay), "See you in Hell," "Ball lickers," "Shove it," "Go to hell," "Piss him off," "Nigger" (how a black director refers to himself), "Cracker" (white person), "Bad ass" and "Balls" and "Nuts" (testicles).




OMG so sensitive!
Really, who cares nowadays?
Every normal person hear like 1000 curse-words a day!!
And when i watched Jay and Silent Bob, i did'nt notice the cursewords! It's modern talking :P

ahaha that site is perty entertaining i wanted to see what they said about a few other movies muholland drive reveiw wasnt as bad as i thought it would be . lol i was hopen they would have a reveiw of pink flamingo's imagine what they would say about that one. ahahaha

omfg.. that www.capalert.com site realy is shitty..

LOL

Look, obviously this site isn't that accurate.

We see an Internet site called "PoopChute.com" (that shows a picture of a person's bare butt in its logo, but it's about information and not defecation).

It's PoopShoot.com

A lot of that stuff is made up, but good for a laugh or two.

:: sure u dont mean moviepoopshoot.com which was a promotional site for Jay and Silent Bob but is actually now a proper website about Movies?-pHo