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House of The Dead

*starts laughing* wow that was really some movie, they put up there, i read somewhere someone was so adiment that this is "so" not like the game. i find that rather funny as it brings scenes from the game into the movie

the fight/gun scenes arent spectacular, they just shoot aimlessly, try to look tough while doing it.

Costumes: ha ok if we go back to uhm lets say 1730, yeah i think they'd be a hit, but for now good for a laugh.

Acting: piss poor job of acting, lines are said horribly, action sequences look like the gotta take a shit, and the "love" crap is garbage, just wanted to throw up.

Ending: "it's the blood" ohhhh havent heard that before. *sigh* at least its over, now if they make a HOTD 2, its all over man i will give up all hope in horror movies.

Rating: 1/10 pfft i think gigli got better reviews.

the movie was so god awful, I chose not to review it, because there's nothing to talk about...its just. So. BAD.

The only redeeming factor is the brunette chick with the huge knockers running around all the time (the girl who I guess lives).

The fight scenes were the lamest ever, maybe it wouldn't have been so bad if they didn't STOP THE FIGHT and do an all around the world shot on each of the characters during the scene. WTF was the director on? And this is the guy doing Alone in the Dark!

1/10, the 1 is for the ok violence and the brunette, the rest can go to hell.

seriously guys.. dont you think the gigli references are getting a little old?

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Originally posted by napalmfuzz
seriously guys.. dont you think the gigli references are getting a little old?

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I'd also like to add that the fact that Gigli made #2 on that list and House of the Dead didn't even make the list just goes to show how fucked up the imdb ratings and the imdb voters are.

Good point...and I wonder how many of those people actually saw the movie...I mean, two months before Gigli came out it had already become a joke...the only people who actually saw the movie were die hard Lopez and Affleck fans, and maybe some critics...now anyone who sees the movie is just watching it because it's more an experience then a movie; they get the pleasure of saying they saw the movie that was the subject of so much attention because of how horrid it supposedly was. Out of 6 voters, 1 would give it a 10, and the other 5 would give it 0's. More ridiculous is yahoo movies, where you find 10,000 + votes...it's like the hulk-movie.com kids in a way, only this time they're ganging up to give Gigli low ratings, except that the hulk-movie kids most likely saw the movie...why waste your time to prove something that's already been "proven." As for House of the Dead, it looked doomed from the start...I haven't seen it yet though...only difference is, every year there are a series of horrible films...it's very rare though for one to be talked about as much as Gigli...sure, From Justin to Kelly was mentioned a lot, but it wasn't used as a line in every talk show.