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Posted by Neversoft on 07-13-2007 12:26 PM:

Neversoft: Arse

Neversoft's arse is fairly firm yet slightly spongy. Punctuated with the occaisional zit or dimple, the hairy crevasse is a sight to behold with a well presented and symetrical brown-eye acting as the focal point for this anal masterpiece.

A nice place to visit but I wouldn't want to live there, please note that it IS prone to gaseous outbursts and klinkers are abundant.

Does not receive penises willingly but quite partial to a ladies finger so long as the simultaneous blow job is satisfactory. Also interested in moderate rimming but currently unable to find somebody hungry or depraved enough.

Overall 7/10

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Posted by The CandyMan on 07-13-2007 02:34 PM:

Re: Neversoft: Arse

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
Also interested in moderate rimming but currently unable to find somebody hungry or depraved enough.


The blonde bitch with the pics I put up in my b-day thread does that shit, I kid you not. First for me. She's also a fuckin gooch licker.

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Posted by LOLobo on 07-13-2007 03:10 PM:

We know you're fucking Candyman. Just stop doing it to NS's thread. This is not about you. :P


NS... I would like to visit, please make arrangements for young animals to attend.


Posted by Neversoft on 07-13-2007 03:37 PM:

I have four declawed hamsters ready and raring to go!

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Posted by ZootedLooter on 07-13-2007 11:39 PM:

theres a whole house full of midgets on w 45th street off of broadway i could invite...theyre always good for a laugh

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Posted by The CandyMan on 07-14-2007 01:13 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by LOLobo
We know you're fucking Candyman. Just stop doing it to NS's thread. This is not about you. :P


NS... I would like to visit, please make arrangements for young animals to attend.



Just passing on the info in case anyone is interested. After all, she just got out of jail after being arrested the morning after my b-day, so I'm pretty sure she's ready to go.

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Posted by doctor zoidy on 07-14-2007 02:39 AM:

Re: Re: Neversoft: Arse

quote:
Originally posted by The CandyMan
The blonde bitch with the pics I put up in my b-day thread does that shit, I kid you not.


you say that like its a bad thing, eating ass is the american way.

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quote:
Originally posted by Dwaggy
Thats alot of words for someone that sells DVDs out of the back of a truck

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1 v3.0b
Read zoidys comment for clarification.


Posted by doctor zoidy on 07-14-2007 02:50 AM:

can i bring my swing?

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quote:
Originally posted by Dwaggy
Thats alot of words for someone that sells DVDs out of the back of a truck

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1 v3.0b
Read zoidys comment for clarification.


Posted by Darlowad v4.ob on 07-14-2007 12:45 PM:

sounds like a party

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Posted by Moloko_Plus on 07-15-2007 07:50 AM:

Neversoft reminds me of Chloe from fight club.


Posted by Avenue_1 v3.0b on 07-15-2007 01:01 PM:

no

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Posted by danimal39 on 07-15-2007 02:07 PM:

Re: Neversoft: Arse

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
multaneous blow job is satisfactory. Also interested in moderate rimming but currently unable to find somebody hungry or depraved enough.

Overall 7/10 [/B]
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Posted by Munson on 07-23-2007 08:34 AM:

Re: Neversoft: Arse

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
Neversoft's arse is fairly firm yet slightly spongy. Punctuated with the occaisional zit or dimple, the hairy crevasse is a sight to behold with a well presented and symetrical brown-eye acting as the focal point for this anal masterpiece.

A nice place to visit but I wouldn't want to live there, please note that it IS prone to gaseous outbursts and klinkers are abundant.

Does not receive penises willingly but quite partial to a ladies finger so long as the simultaneous blow job is satisfactory. Also interested in moderate rimming but currently unable to find somebody hungry or depraved enough.

Overall 7/10



Will it be released for Xbox 360?


Posted by Neversoft on 07-24-2007 10:30 AM:

My gases are released on multiple platforms!

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