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Assassins creed

Played this for about 1/2 hour its pretty cool.

The graphics are pretty nice , i hav'nt found any faults in the gameplay yet ! (360 Version)

Anyone else playing ?

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The bloke in the that game looks like Ulysees from Ulysees 31.

I want this one. It looks amazing.

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Originally posted by Munson
I want this one. It looks amazing.

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I'm hearing reports that it locks up/hangs all the fucking time, especially on the PS3... Ubisoft's forums even have a thread relating to it.

Oh, and Ubisoft are hypocritical fuckholes for peddling that producer bitch like a piece of meat then getting shitty when "people" point out that they're whoring her cunt to nerds like it was about to heal up... Fucking shithouses!

It would serve them right if Jade Redmond was gang-raped by WoW fans and her distended, prolapsed snatch eaten by vagrants.

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Originally posted by Neversoft
I'm hearing reports that it locks up/hangs all the fucking time,

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So, what we're saying here is... "Assassins Creed looks really great but Ubisoft clearly spent more time pimping the staff than they did bug-testing it"

There's an unnerving trend in this generation of consoles, probably due to the scale, number of development staff and the online nature of them that seems to go along the lines of letting the punters test the game cos the dumb fucks can download a patch once they've found all the bugs.

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To be honest you've got to expect some fuck-ups in large scale free roaming games like this and grand theft auto series because of the sheer scale of the levels things are bound to get overlooked.

Some minor glitches here and there i can live with.

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The new grand theft is gonna be seamless between areas of the map no loading times whatsoever.

But delaying the game by months on end you sorta expect it

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Originally posted by Darlowad v6.0b
The new grand theft is gonna be seamless between areas of the map no loading times whatsoever.

But delaying the game by months on end you sorta expect it

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Has anyone else found Optimus Prime in the city yet????
hint: look at the windows/shutters of some of the buildings! (or google it to see pictures)

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Originally posted by sloth1234
Has anyone else found Optimus Prime in the city yet????
hint: look at the windows/shutters of some of the buildings! (or google it to see pictures)

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Originally posted by bartleby
Ive got the 360 version and it has crashed about 4 times , the game autosaves constantly though , so when it does crash you hav'nt lost much progress.

FYI i'd eat jade raymonds ass.

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Originally posted by bartleby
Was'nt it supposed to be out this month , now its not coming out till april. You can pretty much guarentee it will have a shit load of glitches in it.

Its also supposed to be the same size as san andreas , it will be interesting to see how it works without the loading.

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Originally posted by napalmfuzz
I've played about 5 hours or so of the 360 version and its yet to lock up or do anything out of the ordinary.

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Originally posted by napalmfuzz
october actually. I havent decided whether to get it on 360 or ps3.

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Originally posted by bartleby
Ive got the 360 version and it has crashed about 4 times , the game autosaves constantly though , so when it does crash you hav'nt lost much progress.

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Apparently there is a PS3 patch "Just around the corner" to sort the random crashes...

... Nice playtesting Ubisoft, can we have gratuitous cunt shots of Jade now?

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