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Posted by Jay Are on 12-07-2007 10:16 AM:

network monitoring

i'm in charge of purchasing some network monitoring software and am clueless as to which one to choose. we have a good sized subnet (well, 2 of them), but not like huge or anything. any suggestions?


edit:: i really want something that will set off an audio alarm if communication is lost to any ip of my choosing and the ability to set off multiple alarms should multiple ips go down. checked out orion and lanadministrator, but i think those are overkill.

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Posted by Neversoft on 12-07-2007 11:59 AM:

IPWatcher biatch! It's free and doesn't require an install either

http://www.benware.de/index.php?sit...anguage=english

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Posted by Jay Are on 12-07-2007 09:54 PM:

well it looks great in theory. i told it to run a net send batch when an ip on my network went down and it did just that. looked perfect until i tried to shut it down. i get some weird message in german and it refuses to close. guess the search continues...

thanks tho NS. that software is superbad.

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Posted by Neversoft on 12-08-2007 05:51 PM:

Remove the tick from "save logfile" and it works a treat... 0/10 for you on not even attempting to work out the error message

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Posted by Jay Are on 12-10-2007 07:56 PM:

same issue after removing the tick. no support information on this error, so i hearby invalidate your scoring system and reject any and all ratings obtained heretofor.


edit:: i had a service running that apparently caused the issue. disabled it and that software works like a charm. thanks again.

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Posted by Jay Are on 12-18-2007 10:15 PM:

so now the company i work for wants to purchase network monitoring software and money isn't an issue. any ideas for something that will be just as awesome but possibly include more functionality?

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Posted by 65dos on 12-19-2007 12:34 AM:

why did they hire you? you useless sack of ass


Posted by Jay Are on 12-20-2007 07:01 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by 65dos
why did they hire you? you useless sack of ass


thanks for the help

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Posted by 65dos on 12-20-2007 08:54 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jay Are
thanks for the help



Posted by Jay Are on 12-21-2007 03:18 PM:

flamers are funny...


seriously tho, if anyone has actually used some good monitoring software that can record massive amounts of data and send alerts (was gonna use Visio to do it, but we don't have a license for pro) and possibly other functions i haven't thought of that would help, feel free to comment.



ps - they hired me cause i'm a useless sack of ass.

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Posted by LOLobo on 12-21-2007 04:04 PM:

65dos is a REAL flamer. Like a real one. yup.


Posted by Avenue_1 v5.0b on 12-21-2007 04:34 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by LOLobo
65dos is a REAL flamer. Like a real one. yup.


In case you didn't pick up on it Jay Are, THAT is Sarcasm

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Posted by Jay Are on 12-21-2007 05:26 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1 v5.0b
In case you didn't pick up on it Jay Are, THAT is Sarcasm



some folks get jealous of those who only have one login and have never been banned... it's sad really.

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Posted by Avenue_1 v5.0b on 12-21-2007 05:35 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jay Are
some folks get jealous of those who only have one login and have never been banned... it's sad really.


Why are you such a dickhead Jay Arse???, I was pointing out that lolobo was being sarcastic, so that you didn't make a dick out of yourself regarding 65dos
Retarded asshole.

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Posted by Jay Are on 12-21-2007 05:42 PM:

i've got an idea... why don't you just say that you have no idea how to answer my question. you've never used any kind of network monitoring software and therefore have nothing to contribute to the thread. if you did, you would have said it already, due mostly to your superiority complex. so go ahead and google some quick responses to sound smart; or you can just go on flaming like the gayass you were born to be.

i wish i was queer like you ave. i wish i was queer like all you fucking pricks, but i have the burden of loving vajay.

i have a great idea - fucking ban me already. ban me and i will never come back to your piss-ant little site. fucking sucks anyways, which is why ave has so many versions. if you can't help me, fucking ban me you vcd bitches.

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Posted by 65dos on 12-21-2007 05:58 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jay Are
i got to bed real late


big deal

it's not like a badass thing

hundreds of people do it


Posted by Jay Are on 12-21-2007 06:00 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by 65dos
i really am gay. when i told my mom she disowned me. when i told my dad he buttfucked me.



big deal. open up that gaper and let bib papi inside you fucking culo.

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Posted by 65dos on 12-21-2007 07:12 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jay Are


Posted by Jay Are on 12-21-2007 07:42 PM:

fuck my life

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Posted by Avenue_1 v5.0b on 12-21-2007 08:49 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jay Are
fuck my life


Do it, Loser. Throw the rope up

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