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Posted by Jay Are on 01-15-2008 06:24 AM:

family guy quotes

"do you know what today is? a bad day to be a sperm."

-stewie

edit:: edited to reference stewie

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Posted by The CandyMan on 01-15-2008 02:44 PM:

I want pancakes! God, do you people understand every language except English? Yo quiero pancakes! Donnez moi pancakes! Click click bloody click pancakes!
-Stewie Griffin

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Posted by Jay Are on 01-16-2008 03:30 AM:

"it's peanut-butter-jelly time, peanut-butter-jelly time, peanut-butter-jelly time, waayaat, waayaat, waayaat, waayaat"

-brian

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Posted by Jay Are on 01-17-2008 08:45 AM:

"c'mon lois, you're overreacting... and you can't spell overreacting without ovary... 'cause you're a girl."

-peter

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Posted by Jay Are on 01-18-2008 02:56 AM:

"yeah, we got halfway home with the placenta when we had to go back and exchange it for you. the end."

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Posted by dunny on 01-18-2008 11:33 AM:

I wouldnt call it a quote, but more of a song.

Its when Quagmiare is sleeping with Cleavlands mrs. And peter says he is good at breaking news, and starts singing to some guy who has aids. I think thats comic genius

Posted by Jay Are on 01-19-2008 04:26 AM:

"not hiv but full-blown aids..."

that shit was great!

and the one where they're explaining the vasectomy. "you make a small incision in the - scrooootal skin..." lol

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Posted by Jay Are on 01-19-2008 02:03 PM:

"i bet you've got something to say to that..."

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Posted by Jay Are on 01-19-2008 02:42 PM:

"hello, i'd like some sperm and an applicator shaped like jodie foster's knuckles."

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Posted by cobalt on 01-20-2008 01:38 PM:

"Well Peter you've only got a couple of hours left... if you're going to pull a party out of your ass you might want to stand up."

- Brian

Posted by Jay Are on 01-23-2008 05:37 PM:

"nah it's okay, i'm just happy to be on tv."

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