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Posted by Linnets on 06-06-2008 10:17 AM:

Happy Birthday...

...to me!

\o/ yay!

Posted by bartleby on 06-06-2008 11:09 AM:

Happy birthday. Have a good one dude.

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Posted by OSH on 06-06-2008 12:45 PM:

Happy Birthday. Too bad us cunts at VCDQ didn't pitch in to get you a stripper or something..

Posted by Linnets on 06-06-2008 03:53 PM:

Never mind - I got birthday sex this morning. AND A MARSHALL AS50D!!!

Posted by Neversoft on 06-06-2008 05:12 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Linnets
I got birthday sex this morning.

yeah, but you should've asked your Mum to buy you something as well

Posted by Dutch on 06-06-2008 05:14 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Linnets
A MARSHALL AS50D!!!

Posted by The CandyMan on 06-06-2008 05:18 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
yeah, but you should've asked your Mum to buy you something as well

What the sex wasn't good enough?

Happy Birthday!

BTW how old is ya?

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Posted by Linnets on 06-06-2008 06:05 PM:

Haha Softy. If that was the first response to spring to your mind before any other it is surely a sign of a truly twisted head. Either that or its too much time spent at VCDQ. Feckin' funny though.

Dutch: The AS50D is an acoustic guitar amp. And it's a beauty of an amp at that.

Candy: COUGH36COUGH.

Posted by David Cameron on 06-07-2008 12:04 AM:

I would say Happy Birthday in a nice and friendly way but seeing as I don't know your name, I'll just say Happy Birthday Faggot.

Posted by Linnets on 06-07-2008 02:36 AM:

Faggot'll do just fine. Come on over here and I'll fuck you up the arse!

p.s. posting drunk (see thread titlre)
p.p.s. 10 e-fuck points to anyone that can place the quote.

Posted by LOLobo on 06-07-2008 06:08 AM:

Lastest pic of cupids ass

Posted by David Cameron on 06-07-2008 08:53 AM:

Was merely a friendly banterish nudge into name disclosure.

Nothing more, nothing less. Sorry if I hurt your feelings pumpkin.

Posted by Linnets on 06-07-2008 10:35 AM:

Don't worry cupid, no feelings were hurt in the making of this thread.

Posted by Neversoft on 06-09-2008 01:32 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Linnets
Candy: COUGH36COUGH.

Nasty cough there! Mine is getting worse as I approach COUGH35COUGH... I have to de-flower as many virgins as possible between now and August.

Posted by Linnets on 06-09-2008 02:11 PM:

The worst of it is that my eldest son is now closer to 25 than I am! Now that makes me feel old.

Posted by Neversoft on 06-09-2008 02:52 PM:

Pro tip: Don't do what I did a couple of weeks ago... I took a VERY tidy looking MILF out for a meal and a few drinks. During the conversation she mentioned that she had a 19 year old daughter. Whatever you do, don't reply with "Oh, the last bird I took out was a 19 year old" it doesn't go down well when your date suddenly realises you've put her daughter on the menu as well

Posted by Linnets on 06-09-2008 02:57 PM:

Dunno - coulda been a double date on offer if you'd have played your cards right there softy! A mum/daughter menage a trois. Damn I've got a chubby on at the thought of that alone!

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