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Posted by socks on 06-30-2008 09:34 AM:

baldness

when is the right time to shave it al off.


Posted by LOLobo on 06-30-2008 10:35 AM:

When the hair length exceeds than the tip of your penis.


Posted by ZootedLooter on 06-30-2008 11:20 AM:

i saw that pic of you a few years ago....you were hiding behind a glass of beer....it was probably ripe for shaving then....but....if you still have that widows peak maybe you could just grow it into a devil lock and wrap it around your dome a few times....it wont fool anyone but itd sure get alot of laughs

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Posted by Neversoft on 06-30-2008 11:32 AM:

Post a picture of your noggin and we'll be the judge! I'm fairly lucky, almost 35 and still got plenty of hair (and only a few hints of gray!) - having said that, I seem to leave a worrying amount of hair in the plughole after a shower but my hair doesn't appear to be thinning... Yet! A couple of my colleagues went bald in their teens, that's fucking harsh

Most of you fuckers have seen me with a shaved head, although I *have* hair nowadays (and it's not a comb-over you Fuckpigs )


Posted by Vampire on 06-30-2008 12:03 PM:

As soon as it looks even remotely like you're trying to hide any baldness is exactly the time you should be shaving it.

I started thinning during my late teens but it wasn't until my mid-20s that I actually developed a baldspot. Now I just keep it down to a grade 3 all over (I should probably go shorter). My dad has very thin hair so it was expected but it's still a kick in the groin when you see a picture of yourself from behind and see the damage for the first time.


Posted by Neversoft on 06-30-2008 12:39 PM:

I never thought of that, I could be bald already... You spend a lot of time looking at the back of my head Vamps, it's disrespectful to spooge on me while secretly chuckling about my stealth baldness. I'm still handsome aren't I?


Posted by Lord_Gandalf on 07-01-2008 04:55 AM:

Mine started to receed when I was 16 and I looked fucking retarded when it was a few inches long "covering" the hairline. (25 now)

Much better to just clip it down, or if you're scared about it get it clipped on the sides & back (Maybe a 3 or 4 grade) and then just trim the top down to the point you can spike it or mess it. After that, your next cut will be a buzz.

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Posted by lmao2k on 07-01-2008 08:32 PM:

Mine started to bugger off when I was 16 I think, so I just use a number 3 bit all over with the clippers. I tried a few times having it all shaved off, but just had people yelling "yob", "thug" and other splendid words in my direction


Posted by stickywicket on 07-02-2008 12:50 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by lmao2k
just had people yelling "yob", "thug" and other splendid words in my direction




That's better than some of the things people shout at me in the street.

I still don't understand why, God told me to do it...


Posted by The CandyMan on 07-02-2008 01:53 AM:

Hahahaha, 41 in 3 days and I still have all my hair. Granted some gray, but I still have all my hair. Hey guys, did you hear, I still have all my hair. Hahahahahaha!

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Posted by danimal39 on 07-02-2008 02:13 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by The CandyMan
Hahahaha, 41 in 3 days and I still have all my hair. Granted some gray, but I still have all my hair. Hey guys, did you hear, I still have all my hair. Hahahahahaha!
It will all fall off on the fourth of july!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Posted by Neversoft on 07-02-2008 02:28 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by The CandyMan
Hahahaha, 41 in 3 days and I still have all my hair. Granted some gray, but I still have all my hair. Hey guys, did you hear, I still have all my hair. Hahahahahaha!
Isn't testosterone the primary cause of male baldness? Basically you've just confirmed that you're a jaffa


Posted by The CandyMan on 07-02-2008 02:39 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
Isn't testosterone the primary cause of male baldness? Basically you've just confirmed that you're a jaffa


Naw heard too much estrogen was the reason.

Seriously I believe baldness is mostly genetic so thank your grandparents.

BTW I have a ton of ass hair for sale, perfect for scalp transplants.

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Posted by David Cameron on 07-02-2008 05:05 PM:

From todays Telegraph

quote:
A man with high levels of the female hormone oestrogen is naturally turning into a woman, but doctors say the process is irreversible. Terry Wright, 60, started losing his hair and beard ten years ago. Since then, the father of five has developed smooth skin, hot flushes and breasts. Mr Wright, a pub singer from Birmingham, gets harassed by local children who call him the "She-Man".


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Candymans right, too much oestrogen does cause baldness. Ya bunch of shemales.

Edit:: This is what all you baldy fucks are destined to look like, I think if I were him I would ditch the wig, or at least pick a less feminine one and is it just me or is he wearing lipstick?


Posted by Bit_Confused on 07-02-2008 06:18 PM:

Like This..??



Posted by socks on 07-02-2008 06:25 PM:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dihydrotestosterone


Posted by Avenue_1 on 07-02-2008 08:20 PM:

When i cycled gear, the three things i had to use to stop my hair falling out were: finpecia [generic finasteride], Regaine [yes, it actually works!] & Nizoral shampoo.

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Posted by ZootedLooter on 07-02-2008 11:53 PM:

try injecting an extra chromazon....ever see a balding tard?

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Posted by Neversoft on 07-03-2008 03:35 PM:

1. Have magnets inserted under your scalp.
2. Stick your head in a bucket of iron filings.
3. Await the ladies!


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