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Telesales fight back

Got a call today, it started out like any other telesales call. Asked me if I am Mr **sexypants**, I say yes, he asks me if I would be interested in making any investments or some kind of shit. I say no thanks and hang up on him before he can finish his next sentence.

Standard parry of an unwashed telesales pleb, then...

Phone rings again, same dude on the other end, he tells me I was rude to hang up on him and tells me I should have better fucking manners, he actually swore. I'm like, wtf... what kind of business is it that lets their staff do that shit. I call him a mug and hang up on him.

He rings back twice more and just says "am I annoying you" and hangs up.

Its kind of funny but jesus christ (pbuh). I've tried 1471, the number is witheld. I'd love to report the cunt to someone but can't trace the call. I really wish I had asked for more information about his company before hanging up now.

Anyway, time for a power wank.

Wait till you get a visit from a Carphone Warehouse salesman or RSPCA collector!

I got one today,

Ring ring

AD "hello"
TS "Hello sir, is *the REAL sexy pants* there"
AD " no shes at work"
AD " who's asking"
TS " This is mark from 'mumble mumble'"
TS " when will they be home "
AD "sorry who are you"
TS "i just told you"
AD " you mumbled"
TS "its ' mumble mumble"

so hung up on the fucker...


so that's it, back to the old ways.
soon as they start talking in an Indian accent, i just lay the phone down and let them talk to themselves.
its amazing how long they go into there scripts from just me saying 'hello'
before they realize there's no answer back lol

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cupidstunt, you can contact BT and ask them to investigate the call because of the guys rude attitude, now i know for a fact that BT have the number even though it tells you it is withheld.

So depends if the guy annoyed you enough to motivate you, plus the fact he rung you 3 times and i'm sure call duration is logged by BT as well

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Just fuck with their heads until they hang up. I recommend the following lines:

"Thank god you called, I've killed them!"

"What are you wearing right now?"

"Have you ever considered welcoming Jesus into your heart?"

"Are you a voice in my head?"

"Hi, my name is Mr Sexypants."

My favourite lines have always been

"Sorry, Can't talk now, I'm having a wank, can you ring back in 5 minutes". (So far, only one person has actually rung back 5 later.)

Or, and this one can go on for quite some time with much hilarity.

"Sorry I don't speak English"

"What language do you speak sir?"

"I speak lots of other languages, many obscure ones but i'm afraid I just can't speak any English whatsoever"

"Er.. Ok, but I understand you just fine"

"Thats nice of you to say, but really, I have no idea what you just said.."

And so on, and so on.

I always go with

"give me your home number and ill call u back when your eating your fucking dinner"

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