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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 10-28-2008 01:57 AM:

Welp, I'm still in luck.

Well the fatest person in the world has just gotten married. I guess I'm now the 2nd fatest person in the world. Well the #1 fattest single person in the world.

There is luck for me, LOL.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...ts-married.html

Posted by olskoolfife on 10-28-2008 01:17 PM:

He's probably good at eating pussy or good with those big fat fingers of his.

Posted by HoldDaSalad on 10-28-2008 08:13 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by olskoolfife
He's probably good at eating pussy or good with those big fat fingers of his.

I thought I was fat, but god damn this mother fuckers got me beat by more then 400lbs, lol. Shit since I've started my workout again I feel better, and I know I've lost some weight. I don't weigh myself, I can still tell.

How can he eat pussy? He can't get down there to do the deed. His fingers are to big for her gape. You know she ain't gettin no dick on her wedding night, Fucker ain't seen his dick since he was a kid.

I'm just trying to figure out how he got her, She ain't bad lookin, To cute for his fat ass.

Posted by Avenue_1 on 10-28-2008 08:34 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon

I'm just trying to figure out how he got her, She ain't bad lookin, To cute for his fat ass.

WTF! Open your chinese eyes mannnn!

Posted by Neversoft on 10-28-2008 09:28 PM:

I think Para's point is, despite her being as rough as a badgers arse, she's still better than that fat fuck should have managed... Maybe he really puts his weight into it when he's fuckin' her. Or maybe she's a dyke in denial and loves his huge moobs for some lesbo-by-proxy action or she's frigid and just went for the first man incapable of fucking her (although I'd be incapable, I'd rather fuck a rusty bacon slicer). Maybe it's just proof that the universal force that is love is even stronger than the force of gravity*

*It's my time of the month, I'm sobbing into the keyboard right now, be gentle.

Posted by David Cameron on 10-28-2008 10:54 PM:

I think Occam's Razor applies.

She is fame hungry and that fat fucker is the most famous man in town.

Simple.

So Para, unless you can get yourself famous then you are still out of luck.

Posted by baha on 10-28-2008 11:56 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by olskoolfife
He's probably good at eating pussy...

It's a fair assumption that he's good at eating everything.

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Posted by ZootedLooter on 10-29-2008 12:48 AM:

yes but a womans box is very sensative to hot sauce...so hed better stick to just salting it up

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Posted by The CandyMan on 10-29-2008 01:16 AM:

Creampie?

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 10-29-2008 04:42 AM:

Neversoft pretty much nailed it on the head with that.

Posted by LOLobo on 10-29-2008 06:10 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon
His fingers are to big for her gape.

If they can handle dropping a watermelon, they can handle an occasional fist!

Posted by HoldDaSalad on 10-29-2008 06:46 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by LOLobo
If they can handle dropping a watermelon, they can handle an occasional fist!

His fingers are watermelons. Probably bigger than watermelons.

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