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April fools jokes.

Got any good ideas for April fools?


I've worn the scratchcard idea out, got the person that pissed me off a while back with it, was disappointing reaction. Got another colleague with it on Monday, much better reaction. He's a bit of a tit and gets made fun of regularly, people wind him up on purpose because he is hilarious when he's angry.

He came in, found his desk had been decorated for him with left over decorations from a shitty party thing we had on Friday while he was on holiday. He had a party bag with some sweets and a gay toy inside on his desk (we all had one each from above mentioned shitty office party thing). We put the scratchcard inside his party bag. He opened it, scratched it off, checked it for a couple of minutes then stood up and announced "Ha, you won't be taking the piss out of me today, I've just won 50 grand" (how ironic)

People asked to look at it, he would only hold it up for them to see, wouldn't trust anyone enough to take it off him, kept going on about how lucky he was because it must have been sitting on his desk all weekend and could have been stolen. It took him quite a while to figure it out and only clocked on when he read every last detail on the back of the card on how to claim. He just said "I knew it was dodgy all along". The poor bastard, he was gutted.

Now, April fools ideas needed. Nothing too obvious, nothing too malicious, just enough to make the victim feel like a tit.

Candyman and sales guy got me 4 years ago. They told me that my GF was pregnant, I called her and she played a long with them without hesitation, and her reasoning for telling them was so they could break the news to me. It took me about 15 minutes to realize what day it was, and that it was a joke.

That was the best prank pulled on me, lol.

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Originally posted by HoldDaSalad
Candyman and sales guy got me 4 years ago. They told me that my GF was pregnant, I called her and she played a long with them without hesitation, and her reasoning for telling them was so they could break the news to me. It took me about 15 minutes to realize what day it was, and that it was a joke.

That was the best prank pulled on me, lol.

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Originally posted by HoldDaSalad
Candyman and sales guy got me 4 years ago. They told me that my GF was pregnant, I called her and she played a long with them without hesitation, and her reasoning for telling them was so they could break the news to me. It took me about 15 minutes to realize what day it was, and that it was a joke.

That was the best prank pulled on me, lol.

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Originally posted by HoldDaSalad
Candyman and sales guy got me 4 years ago. They told me that my GF was pregnant, I called her and she played a long with them without hesitation, and her reasoning for telling them was so they could break the news to me. It took me about 15 minutes to realize what day it was, and that it was a joke.

That was the best prank pulled on me, lol.

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Originally posted by Neversoft
What you don't realise is that 20 years ago on 1st April all of your mirrors were replaced with ones out of a hall-of-mirrors, you're actually quite slim and handsome.

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Hold Da Motha Fuckin Salad.

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Originally posted by HoldDaSalad


Candyman don't you remember I was over your place? Me you and sales guy? You called my gf.

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Originally posted by Jingofin
He must have forgotten in much the same way you have forgotten how to read.

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http://forum.vcdq.com/showthread.ph...rils+Fool+Prank

check this thread...i didnt go through it yet but i remember it being full of good ones

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