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Posted by The CandyMan on 04-07-2009 08:31 PM:

The Official Golf Thread 2009

Finally after grooving my swing at the range for the past 4 weeks I'm hitting the links tomorrow (Phoenix Golf Links) for my first round of the year. WOOHOO! Just wondering if any other fellow golf members here have been out yet this season. Any recommendations on new golf balls, clubs or tricks or tips? Gonna purchase some of the new Titleist Pro-V1 once I've been out enough to warrant the extra money on them.

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Posted by punzada on 04-07-2009 09:17 PM:

I have to admit, I loathe golf, but watching this little prick two or so week ago was entertaining.

rory mcilroy, 19 years old and goofy lookin as hell

Posted by HoldDaSalad on 04-07-2009 11:53 PM:

Re: The Official Golf Thread 2009

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Originally posted by The CandyMan
Finally after grooving my swing at the range for the past 4 weeks I'm hitting the links tomorrow (Phoenix Golf Links) for my first round of the year. WOOHOO! Just wondering if any other fellow golf members here have been out yet this season. Any recommendations on new golf balls, clubs or tricks or tips? Gonna purchase some of the new Titleist Pro-V1 once I've been out enough to warrant the extra money on them.

Yeah heres a tip. Pick a real sport.

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Posted by LOLobo on 04-08-2009 04:21 AM:

Posting just to show off new avatar.

Posted by The CandyMan on 04-08-2009 01:04 PM:

Re: Re: The Official Golf Thread 2009

quote:
Originally posted by HoldDaSalad
Yeah heres a tip. Pick a real sport.

Here's a tip. Find a job. Then you can afford to play a round with me.

Heading out in 2 hours looking forward to it even with the colder temps this morning (t-off temp will be about 36F)

Great deals on gloves and balls right now at Dick's Sporting Goods.

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Posted by wosp on 04-08-2009 02:52 PM:

Not really into golf but I know Caddy Shack rules!

Have you ever drawn inspiration from the movie?

Caddy Shack Drinking Game

Posted by Neversoft on 04-08-2009 07:35 PM:

... In with the annual move of the annual golf thread into the correct part of the forum

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Posted by Munson on 04-08-2009 08:20 PM:

is it better to swing over or under the man-titties?

Posted by Avenue_1 on 04-08-2009 08:48 PM:

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Originally posted by Munson
is it better to swing over or under the man-titties?

If you're going to shit-post in every single thread you come across, at least try to make it funny

Posted by HoldDaSalad on 04-09-2009 01:04 AM:

Re: Re: Re: The Official Golf Thread 2009

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Originally posted by The CandyMan
Here's a tip. Find a job. Then you can afford to play a round with me.

Heading out in 2 hours looking forward to it even with the colder temps this morning (t-off temp will be about 36F)

Great deals on gloves and balls right now at Dick's Sporting Goods.

Nope, not playing golf with you. I like to enjoy my days.

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 04-09-2009 05:34 AM:

Re: Re: Re: Re: The Official Golf Thread 2009

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Originally posted by HoldDaSalad
Nope, not playing golf with you. I like to enjoy my days.

this doesn't belong in the sports forum but more the General section. Golf is an activity not a fucking sport, LOL.

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Posted by ZootedLooter on 04-09-2009 11:38 AM:

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Originally posted by Neversoft
... In with the annual move of the annual golf thread into the correct part of the forum

dong.....you put it in the wrong forum...this implies that is actually a sport...we have this debate every year and came to the conclusion that fat drunken retards bowling are more physically active than tiger woods in a golf cart

therefore this belongs in the pink

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Posted by The CandyMan on 04-09-2009 01:53 PM:

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Originally posted by ZootedLooter
tiger woods in a golf cart

Shows how much you've paid attention. Watch the Masters starting today and I'll give ya 100 bucks for every time you see a player, actually playing a round in the tournament, riding in a golf cart. Here I'll save ya some time; none. Golf carts are technically not allowed in any PGA or USGA sanctioned golf event though there was one exception with Casey Martin who had to sue the PGA to use a cart in some of their events including the Nike Tour and PGA Tour. He no longer plays professionally but coaches a college golf team in Oregon though he says he wants to come back to the tour. But over the years I've yet to see any other player use a golf cart.

It's fact that the golf swing is the hardest move in any professional sport and is the hardest move to master.

Oh yeah, THE MASTERS STARTS TODAY!!!!!

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Posted by The CandyMan on 04-09-2009 02:53 PM:

Had a good round yesterday, well good for the first time out this year. Nice course though pretty tough. Plus the temperature didn't help lol, 1st tee temp was 36F though by the time we made the turn it was already up near 50F. The wind was blowing like crazy which doesn't help on a "links" style course. Didn't seem to effect our golf balls though which was odd.

Funniest shit that happen was when on the 17th hole, a par 3 151 yards with an elevated tee and a creek running in front of the green, my buddy golfing with me, after dribbling his first shot into the creek, lol, took a mulligan which proceeded to hook and hit this building (pictured below) in the corner there. Damn ball bounced back and forth between those two walls, sounded like cannon going off. Happens to be the clubhouse LOL! I was laughing so hard I about pissed myself and thought I was gonna pass out! He takes drop in the drop zone, puts that one in the creek, turns to me and says "well I guess I'm done with this hole just give me a 6" LOL! Needless to say I par'd this bad boy, the 3rd hardest hole on the course (rated 16)

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 04-09-2009 04:05 PM:

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Originally posted by The CandyMan
It's fact that the golf swing is the hardest move in any activity and is the hardest move to master.

*Fixed*

Just because something is hard to master and takes skill doesn't mean it's a sport. With your reasoning playing Guitar Hero is a sport?

Ever score a 300 in Bowling? No because it takes physical and mental skill yet it's not a sport, it's an activity.

Wanna play Bobby Fischer in a round of chess? It takes massive amounts of skill to master the game of chess

Ever play darts and get that bullseye? That is 90% mental and believe it or not about 10% physical yet it's not a sport. You have to walk your fat ass back and forth to the board.

You justify Golf as a sport because they walk to the holes during tournaments? Casey Martin is a fucking gimp with a gimped out leg, He's got a gimp disease. Yet he's played professional Golf? When's the last time you saw a gimp play sports? It's called the Special Olympics.

Zoot you should throw this thread where it belongs, In Da Pink.

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Posted by The CandyMan on 04-09-2009 05:19 PM:

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Originally posted by HoldDaSalad
*Fixed*

Just because something is hard to master and takes skill doesn't mean it's a sport. With your reasoning playing Guitar Hero is a sport?

Ever score a 300 in Bowling? No because it takes physical and mental skill yet it's not a sport, it's an activity.

Wanna play Bobby Fischer in a round of chess? It takes massive amounts of skill to master the game of chess

Ever play darts and get that bullseye? That is 90% mental and believe it or not about 10% physical yet it's not a sport. You have to walk your fat ass back and forth to the board.

You justify Golf as a sport because they walk to the holes during tournaments? Casey Martin is a fucking gimp with a gimped out leg, He's got a gimp disease. Yet he's played professional Golf? When's the last time you saw a gimp play sports? It's called the Special Olympics.

Zoot you should throw this thread where it belongs, In Da Pink.

Well for one thing, Bowling has been shown in the past on ABC Wide World of "Sports" so I guess they have no clue either. When's the last time you saw a dart tournament or chess tournament televised on one of the major broadcast channels or cable sports channels? As far as Casey Martin he should have never been allowed to play but thank some liberal no fucking clue judge for that (ruled under the Americans With Disability Act which was not created to be used in this way in my opinion) Unfortunately he couldn't cut it hence the reason he is a coach now. He just wasn't that good though I guess he thought he was.

Wow though your hatred for Golf is got you too riled up, you really need to get laid. And get a job. Since you got so much free time right now, wanna go play some Golf next week my treat?

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 04-09-2009 08:18 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by The CandyMan
Well for one thing, Bowling has been shown in the past on ABC Wide World of "Sports" so I guess they have no clue either. When's the last time you saw a dart tournament or chess tournament televised on one of the major broadcast channels or cable sports channels? As far as Casey Martin he should have never been allowed to play but thank some liberal no fucking clue judge for that (ruled under the Americans With Disability Act which was not created to be used in this way in my opinion) Unfortunately he couldn't cut it hence the reason he is a coach now. He just wasn't that good though I guess he thought he was.

Wow though your hatred for Golf is got you too riled up, you really need to get laid. And get a job. Since you got so much free time right now, wanna go play some Golf next week my treat?

I'll go, I'll play. I want to see you exert yourself, Oh wait you won't because it's not a fucking sport. Since you know your justification of it being a sport is because they walk to the holes. You and I both know we won't walk that whole course, and it's not because were not athletes it's because we are lazy.

I don't hate it, It's not a sport though. It's a fucking activity just like bowling. Sports takes physical agility. something Golf, and you lack.

It's the liberal media who televise Bowling and Golf and call them sports, which they are not. So just because gimpy boy couldn't walk to the holes he shouldn't be allowed to play? If it was a sport I could understand your reasoning, but it's not so you're full of shit. That proves it's not a fucking sport.

Next you'll say Soccer and Golf are about as physical of sports as one another right? Please for the love of god don't say it.

You gonna pick me up? Fuck it. Lets get high and then go. We'll get the steam roller out, and even the bowl and smoke first. That would be entertaining.

So when we doing this?

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Posted by punzada on 04-09-2009 08:20 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by The CandyMan
Well for one thing, Bowling has been shown in the past on ABC Wide World of "Sports" so I guess they have no clue either. When's the last time you saw a dart tournament or chess tournament televised on one of the major broadcast channels or cable sports channels?

Seen both on ESPN as soon as last year, also along with billards and poker. Not trying to prove a point really either way except that a lot of nonsense is televised.

Posted by HoldDaSalad on 04-09-2009 08:24 PM:

Just for you Candyman

http://www.fatassgolfers.com/

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 04-09-2009 08:42 PM:

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Originally posted by HoldDaSalad
Just for you Candyman

http://www.fatassgolfers.com/

Just for you ManCandy since you say Golf is a sport.

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