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Posted by Neversoft on 04-24-2009 04:44 PM:

Don't confuse fishing with fisting...

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Exclusive: 50cm eel removed from man's rectum
If you thought the boy who inserted a fish into his penis was a little odd, you ain't seen nothing yet, says Matt Clarke.

Exclusive: 50cm eel removed from man's rectum

Paper kindly supplied by Chris Durrant.

Remember the story Practical Fishkeeping broke on the boy who inserted a Betta into his penis? Well, we think we can top that!

Reader Chris Durrant has just sent us a copy of a paper from the journal Surgery which describes a case report on a man who inserted a 50cm/20" eel into his rectum.

The 50-year old man was admitted to the Accident and Emergency Department at Kwong Wah Hospital in Kowloon, Hong Kong, suffering from abdominal pain.

Doctors seeing to the patient diagnosed peritonitis and did an x-ray to find out what was wrong. Oddly, the x-ray revealed the presence of a live eel in the man's back passage.

"On further questioning," says the paper, "the patient admitted an eel was inserted into the rectum in an attempt to relieve constipation.

"Emergency laparotomy found a 50cm eel biting the splenic flexure of the colon, and a 3cm perforation was found over the anterior wall of the rectum.

"Insertion of a live animal into the rectum causing rectal perforation has never been previously reported.

"This may be related to a bizarre healthcare belief, inadvertent sexual behaviour, or criminal assault. However, the true reason may never be known."

The patient went home after a, presumably rather embarrassing, week in hospital.

We think the eel was probably Anguilla japonica.

Original story here

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Posted by David Cameron on 04-24-2009 11:06 PM:

This story is fake and homophobic

Posted by gezzer on 04-24-2009 11:20 PM:

What a load of old balls , there ain't a cat in hells chance anyone would manage that, you would never keep hold of one of them fuckers for long enough, it would be easier to climb a 10mm diameter pole covered in olive oil.Eels are slippery as fuck and wrap themselves around everything.Nice eating tho mind.

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Posted by Neversoft on 04-28-2009 04:00 PM:

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Originally posted by gezzer
What a load of old balls , there ain't a cat in hells chance anyone would manage that, you would never keep hold of one of them fuckers for long enough

It's easier if you put a kitchen/toilet roll tube up there first and shove the eel into that... Allegedly!

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Posted by baha on 04-28-2009 08:18 PM:

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Originally posted by gezzer
What a load of old balls , there ain't a cat in hells chance anyone would manage that, you would never keep hold of one of them fuckers for long enough, it would be easier to climb a 10mm diameter pole covered in olive oil.Eels are slippery as fuck and wrap themselves around everything.Nice eating tho mind.

Ahhhhh...you're the one!

Back in the day when chips were more closely associated with whizzer than micros there were rumours of a kid that never got to see Animal Farm - no, not that one, the other Animal Farm - and finally the story is proven to be true!

Trust me, I remember that grainy washed out video tape...it's perfectly possible to shove an eel up a jacksie!

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Posted by gezzer on 04-28-2009 11:26 PM:

Not a real/live one it ain't.Don't be so gullible.
I've caught 1000's of the fuckers and there ain't no way you could keep hold of one long enough or even get it to comply.

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Posted by silentscream54 on 04-28-2009 11:44 PM:

Im shocked nobody has mentioned ilovefishes.com yet.
I think its down now, but it used to show a wonderful video of a japanese girl with a funnel up her arse full of eels wriggling down the end and into the dark abyss!

Posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter on 04-28-2009 11:54 PM:

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Originally posted by silentscream54
Im shocked nobody has mentioned ilovefishes.com yet.
I think its down now, but it used to show a wonderful video of a japanese girl with a funnel up her arse full of eels wriggling down the end and into the dark abyss!

I believe it was because of this site that I saw that.

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Posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter on 04-29-2009 12:02 AM:

Barf.

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Posted by baha on 04-29-2009 12:06 AM:

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Originally posted by gezzer
Not a real/live one it ain't.Don't be so gullible.
I've caught 1000's of the fuckers and there ain't no way you could keep hold of one long enough or even get it to comply.

I doubt the guy went fishing and pulled a fighting fit eel off the seabed to stick up his arse.

And the eels in the fuck movie are alive, squirming, wriggling and difficult for the whores to manage...you'd know if you'd seen it

(But I doubt those were trawled the morning they decided to stick them where the sun don't shine either.)

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Posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter on 04-29-2009 12:09 AM:

Video can be found here.

Or another disturbing one here.

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Posted by Neversoft on 04-29-2009 12:11 AM:

Gawd, I love this place

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Posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter on 04-29-2009 12:13 AM:

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Originally posted by Neversoft
Gawd, I love this place

Don't we all.

Supposedly those are "loaches".

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Posted by Neversoft on 04-29-2009 12:20 AM:

I think this thread just earned it's place in the Pink Prison

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Posted by CARR73 on 04-29-2009 01:03 AM:

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Originally posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter
Video can be found here.

Or another disturbing one here.

I'm having a lurk and see that there is some action in the Pink.

My mind is telling me to avoid, but for some reason I continue to see what is going on....

Fucking hell, what the fuck is all that about!

knew I should have stayed away.

Posted by gezzer on 04-29-2009 09:46 AM:

Heres the one they removed from neversoft's pooper.....

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Posted by gezzer on 04-29-2009 09:49 AM:

See now thats an eel, how the fuck someone gonna get that up their jacksy. All the shit your posting is little baby eels ,normally they would be called elvers.And dead baby eels at that.

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Posted by Neversoft on 04-30-2009 07:46 PM:

If you can keep it still for long enough a Hagfish is better... They're self-lubing. Your best bet is to stun it first though cos they're slippery little fuckers.

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