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Whats the funniest things you've ever seen

Over the years I have seen some funny shit especially working on site .
The funniest all happened on the same site Bitterne bypass in Southampton .
One time we substituted liver salts for sugar in the office kitchen and waited for the General foreman to come in ,He was an excitable bloke from Kerry in Ireland,he dumped a big ol' spoonful of Andrews into his tea which proceeded to leap out of the cup, I lost count of the amount of times he shouted out awe Jesus.Try it for yourselves it's fuckin funny.
Another time we had this girl engineer who felt penned bras onto the girls on the dunlop calender in the site office,we retaliated by pasting porn parts onto the animals on her nature calender and putting it back on the wall at January. When she noticed she put it back to august where there was a deer with the mother of all hard ons we near died laughing at her reaction, she went fucking mental.
Best of all was when the same site foreman made the chainboy (engineers gopher)watch the office toilet to try and catch whoever was graffiti-ing it at the time.Next morning this huge great fat woman tuned up and asked to see him,she gave him a right hook that Tyson would of been proud of then sat on him and punched the shit out of him while shouting how dare you make my son guard the toilets .We were laughing so much we couldn't do anything about it.
What the funniest things you have seen?

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When your in a hole put down the shovel.

A site i worked on Petersfield there was a gobby little labourer giving it the large one everyday.

All the brickies started to wind him up by saying that one of the chippes fancied him.

A few days later and lot of kiss blowing from the chippie, they pinned him over a pallet of bricks with his arse facing out.

With the chippie standing in front of him, he began undoing his trousers in front of the gobshite...

The brickies then yanked the gobshites trousers down while his mate passed him a carrot and stroked it over his arse...

Funny enough the labourer never turned up the next day...

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Ist ihre tochter achtzen?

We had one of them at Funtley we threw his trousers on a muck away lorry that was just leaving the site, chased the lorry in his pants for half a mile.Same job we put a dead adder in the pug and started a fuckin great punch up between the hod carriers and the bricklayers.

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When your in a hole put down the shovel.

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Originally posted by davidbrent
A site i worked on Petersfield there was a gobby little labourer giving it the large one everyday.

All the brickies started to wind him up by saying that one of the chippes fancied him.

A few days later and lot of kiss blowing from the chippie, they pinned him over a pallet of bricks with his arse facing out.

With the chippie standing in front of him, he began undoing his trousers in front of the gobshite...

The brickies then yanked the gobshites trousers down while his mate passed him a carrot and stroked it over his arse...

Funny enough the labourer never turned up the next day...

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Statistically... 9 out of 10 people actually enjoy gang rape.