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People who dont know MovieGod read this

Ok everyone listen up
MovieGod is a professional movie critic in Hawaii, he posts in a paper i believe and also for the radio. He see's the movies but he cannot duplicate the works or he will lose his job and we do not want that. He also cannot always post his review of movies once he sees it he has to wait for his boss to give him the go ahead so everyone stop asking him how he gets to see this damn movies. annd moviegod has the greatest job...PERIOD.

second greatest, I get payed to watch movies and thats it. I don't have to write reviews or anything else. I'm a projectionist

lechter how did u get that job? what type of classes did u have to take in school?

projectionist classes? LOL you go to a theatre... and ask them for a job.. if they have a projectionist spot open... then you get hired and they'll teach you

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my bad, i meant movie god. did u take any classes?


hahha projectionist school. anyways how much do projectionist get?

projectionist must be a kewl job

Obviously strong writing skills is a plus

what a comedic job it must be!
everyone thinks you just sit watching movies and eating popcorn.

in reality i suppose it is pretty hard to remain neutral and do a fair evaluation that is appreciated by the mainstream public. i would also suppose it takes a lot of restraint when a movie comes about that is pure shit but you know the general public is gonna buy the hype and it will become a box office smash.

yeah i envy the movie watchin part of your job,it must be kinda fun and keeps you ontopic with that which most peeps consider current events. it is all that other work of forming your thoughts to words and pleasing everyone that i would not be very good at. btw got any jobs there where all i have to do is WATCH the movie...eat popcorn.... i tend to be good at that!

have fun,
renee

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yeah well i know i am a pain in the ass!

Have you ever noticed I have ulterior motives to my hidden agenda?

haha cws ur funny drx ur a projectionist have u talked to ne grps bout supplying?

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Originally posted by DrxLecter
second greatest, I get payed to watch movies and thats it. I don't have to write reviews or anything else. I'm a projectionist

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lol
this thread is so absurd i had to reply

Hell I'd love to watch movies for damn living.

i respect moviegod's job, but as far as a critic, i hate to say i have disagreed with over 80% of his reviews....but at least i know what movies to see...if he hated it, ill probably like it and vice versa...

*awating the flames*

i disagree with roger ebert a lot.... but for moviegod... it's usually around 50/50

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Originally posted by buttheaduk


Dosen't it get boring watching the same file over and over and over!

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MovieGod owns me, i lubb the lil chappie.

*Hugs MG in a non-homosexual sense that reasurres the point made, but doesn't overstep the mark*

...(obviously fake retard voice)

MG AND MS SITTIN IN A TREE F-U-C-K-I-N-G
FIRST COME LO-*hit in head with rock* OWWWW!

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Originally posted by lorddustyjack


Your perceptions of a projectionist's job are quite flawed, watching movies is only done when you screen them after build up, most of your time is accounted for idly passing time between threading, build ups, break downs etc.

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I dont think you understood my comment, which was that a projectionists job is not to watch movies. You may choose do this in the "idle time" I described earlier, but this is not your job. I am well aware of the time it takes to thread a projector and the times at which break downs and builds up are done, and i conceed that a large portion of time could be spent watching movies between theses tasks... However, for me, it does get boring endlessly watching even the "good parts" of movies.

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I have the heart of a child, it is in a jar on my shelf" - Robert Bloch

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