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MovieGod
Feb 2002


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Red face Review (2003) Gigli-Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez

Gigli (2003) Movie review with Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez

Normally I would never pan a movie, before its release date, but after seeing this movie, I would say I pray and hope to God that their never team up after their second release of Jersey Girl later this year.

This movie unfortunately suffers for stinkitis, smelling because of J Lo’s huge butt.

From the director of Beverly Hills Cop, Martin Brest brings his crime adaptation to the screen, with Affleck playing a hitman always looking for the big score, and he finds one when He kidnaps the mentally challenged brother of a high powered California District Attorney, who is prosecutor his mobster boss.

Movie starts off fair, but when J Lo comes onto the screen movie goes down hill. She plays a “lesbian” hitman named Ricki, who is assigned to make sure Gigli (Affleck) follows through on his assignment, even going as far as to make Gigli fall in love with her.

Gigli slowly falls for Ricki creating the most uneasy love story I have seen

Only bright spots of this movie comes in the form of Christopher Walken, who plays a detective assigned to the case, and Al Pacino assigned in a cameo role as Gigli’s boss.

Gigli should never have been made, as Director Martin Brest should stick to straight comedies.

Gigli is Rated R for sexual content, pervasive language and brief strong violence.

They even went as far as to airbrush J Lo’s infamous big butt on the poster

Gigli opens in theatres on July 30th

Gigli rates a 4 out of 10.

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May 2002


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You couldnt pay me enough to see this movie

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This movie was pushed back repeated times because it sucked a nut. The end was also reshot a couple times... As for J-Lo and Afflect, it's quite ironic that they're lovers in real life but can't generate enough heat together to light a candle.

4/10 is doing the movie too much justice.

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Jun 2002


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Damnit... this doesn't bode well for Jersey Girl.... Damnit, Damnit, Damnit!

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Jun 2003


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gay, wouldnt even waste $0.10 cdr's on it

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lol.....Here Here...

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gay, wouldnt even waste $0.10 cdr's on it
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its free because I can download it, and I wont dare waste my bandwidth on this release.

next please...

ps. j-lo, quit acting, you suck, now write songs and sing them.

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ROTFLMMFAO. good stuff man thanx for the laugh.

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