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niall4eg 2.0
Jun 2007


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bad joke

his is a real evil joke. i didnt find it funny, but i know of a few people here who will:

knock knock,

whos there?

not maddie.

you probably wont understand this if you live outside of west europe, but you might... its all bullshit really. so many people crying about one girl when do many people get kidnapped every day

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Ekno
Apr 2006


Senior Member

Nah don't worry she is here...
on my fat cock screaming: ADOPT ME!

hAHAH
My joke is better.

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Darlowad v4.ob
Jun 2007


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No that is just totally wrong

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niall4eg 2.0
Jun 2007


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knock, Knock
who's there?

NOT YOU!

Think before you act like that big of a dick, if it is possible. -EJO

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LOLobo
Jan 2003


Canis rufus atheist

PINK MODERATION!

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Neversoft
May 2002


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Controversial or not but I've never seen a media reaction to one kid like this before. Not only has it removed attention from other missing kids but the fucking parents are partly to blame.

I wonder why this abduction got suo much attention... Surely its not because shes from a white, middle-class family and her parents are Doctors.

For all your sick joke needs try www.sickipedia.org

My personal favourite is...

There once was a young girl called Maddie
She had such an irresponsible daddy
Snatched from her bed
She's probably dead
Raped by a Portuguese baddy


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David Cameron
Nov 2005


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Yeah, if this family were from a council estate the parents would have been vilified for leaving their child alone.

It also bugs me how the MCanns have been doing so much fund raising that they had to hire a manager to cope with all the offers. They must have made close to half a mil, wheres it all going? Five star hotels and room service no doubt.

I feel sorry for the kid but 1000's go missing every year, she is no more special than the others.

Meanwhile, the joke that made me laugh the most recently was this one.


I was walking along a high cliff one day and saw a little boy, all alone. He was crying.
I asked him, "Son, what are you doing up here all alone?"
He replied, with tears in his eyes, "My mum's down there at the bottom. She fell!"
"That's terrible!" I said. "And your dad?"
"He's down there right next to her. He tried to save her and he fell, too!"
"That's awful!" I said. We shared a quiet moment there, together, looking out at the sky over that grand cliff.
And then, when he asked me why I was unbuckling my belt, I told him.
"Son, today just isn't your day."

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ZootedLooter
Feb 2003


the AntiGeek

rotton joke thread???we re all hellbound here anyway

a little girl walks into the bathroom...her daddy is taking a piss...she looks at his prick and says..."daddy..When am i gonna get one of those"...

he replies looking at his watch.."as soon as mommie leaves"

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Vampire
Jan 2005


Administrator

Two necrophiliacs are at work in the morgue. One of them turns to the other and says,

"You should have seen this woman they brought in last week. They pulled her out of the water after she'd been there for three weeks. Man, I'm tellin' you, her clit was just like a pickle."

"What," the other asks, "green?".

"No," says the first, " a bit sour."

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David Cameron
Nov 2005


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I was walking home the other night and took a short cut across the train tracks. I Saw a woman tied to them, I thought 'fuckin hell', ran over and untied her. It was a close call but then we had some great sex, all kinds of positions, it was fantastic. It was just a shame I didn't get a blow job, I was looking for her head all night.

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Bakkoda
Jul 2002


Jigglyjunk

Lenny Bruce:
One day a small child looks up at his father and asks "Daddy, what is a degenerate?"
The father simply replies shut up and keep sucking.

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