Neversoft
May 2002
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Wii: Cooking Mama
Gameplay 3/10: Look, I'll be straight with you, I hated this damned game on the DS and only downloaded it to see if the Wii version sucked less. Sure, peeling "virtual" carrots with the Wiimote is fun for, oh I dunno, 30 seconds. It quickly loses its appeal. Some people apparently love this game, these people also probably like René Zellwiger.
Graphics 5/10: Look Nintendo, I know you think you're being clever when you release games with this "minimalist" approch to graphics like Cooking Mama and Warioware but frankly the novelty has worn off and I want to see some fucking effort you douches.
Sound 2/10: About as tollerable as being stuck in a fucking lift/elevator with one of you cunts. It grates and makes me want to dig out my eardrums with a rusty screwdriver... If you phoned hell and was put on hold, this is the music they'd play to you.
Overall 4/10: If you like this shit, good luck to you. Personally, I hope you die from a terminal disease.
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