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The Consorts Clangers
Funny Prince Philip Quotes...
(1967 When asked if he would like to visit the Soviet Union) "The bastards murdered half my family.."
(1981 A comment during the UK's recession) "Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.."
(1982 To Solomon Islanders, on being told that their population growth was 5% a year) "You must be out of your minds.."
(1984 On receiving a gift from a Kenyan native woman) "You are a woman aren't you?.."
(1986 To a group of British students in China) "If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed.."
(To a Cayman Islander) "Aren't most of you descended from pirates?.."
(c. 1990 To a British expat in Hungary) "You can't have been here that long, you haven't got a potbelly yet.."
(c. 1990, attributed, allegedly when replying to a question as to what type of work he did) "I am self-employed.."
(1995 To a Scottish driving instructor in Oban) "How do you keep the natives off the booze for long enough to pass their test?.."
(1998 To a student who'd trekked in Papua New Guinea) "You managed not to get eaten then?.."
(1988, in The Observer) "I don't think a prostitute is more moral than wife, but they are doing the same thing.."
(1999 On seeing a fuse box while being shown around an Edinburgh factory) "It looks as though it was put in by an Indian.."
(2002 To a school band in Cairns, Australia) "You were playing your instruments weren't you?, or do you have tape recorders under your seats?.."
(2002 To an Aboriginal man on Australia's Tjapukai Aboriginal Cultural Park) "Do you still throw spears at each other..?
(2002 Commenting during the Jubilee tour) "If you travel as much as we do you appreciate how much more comfortable aircraft have become. Unless you travel in something called economy class, which sounds ghastly.."
(2002 Commenting on the London traffic debate, after mayor Ken Livingstone forced through his plan to charge motorists £5 to enter the city) "The problem with London is the tourists. They cause the congestion. If we could just stop tourism we could stop the congestion.."
(Summer 2002 Aboard the floating restaurant 'Il Punto' on the river Orwell in Ipswich, after thoroughly enjoying an excellent full English breakfast) "French cooking's all very well, but they can't do a decent English breakfast.." (Il Punto is owned by Frenchman Regis Crepy..)
(2003 visiting a school, asking a tubby little boy what he wanted to be when he grows up, and being told, 'an astronaut') "You'll have to lose a bit of weight first.."
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Gotta love him 
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