Would you rather;

A- Fuck a goat and no one would ever know a thing about it. It would be a secret for life that only you would know.

Or

B- Not a fuck a goat, but everyone thinks that you did. There would be no way of clearing your name.

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Has to be A. Just close your eyes and work away, as long as the fucker doesn't kick back

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goats are hot,lol

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Cupid:

Its OK, we know that "goat" is really code for your mom, and most of us have already done her and are in therapy because of it.

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Is it an attractive goat?

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how bout sheep? http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanb...on_version5.swf

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Originally posted by danimal39
how bout sheep? http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanb...on_version5.swf

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Originally posted by Neversoft
I'm a rocketing rabbit!

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Nah, I just stand a traffic cone on the washing machine and put the fucker on a spin cycle.

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-A-

It's still an orgasm

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Do female goats have orgasms?

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I want to know what the kids would look like.

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Very funny. Nice bit of satyrical comedy.

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Originally posted by Mother
Very funny. Nice bit of satyrical comedy.

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Pity you had to ruin the moment by talking like a twat

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Originally posted by Mother
Very funny. Nice bit of satyrical comedy.

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Maybe he is satirizing a really shit poster. That would explain it.

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This thread should be made into a "sticky"

Made me laugh my ass of

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better pick up your ass quick before neversoft gets a hold of it

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This thread confuses me (not difficult, I know)....

I make a lame, but mildly amusing, pun.
Mother makes a clever pun (yes - it was deliberate).
Gimp slags Mother off (by not understanding the pun - I think).
ElJefe joins in slagging Mother off (not sure why).
Cupid appears to be slagging me off (meh, I'm an average poster - I'll admit that much).
Ekno pipes up.
Looter pipes up.

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the looter always pipes up....


.....i dont like blunts anymore

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