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If it was planned, you're still in for a shock (especially knowing how young you are).
Either way, once that kid hits your life you won't know what hits you. You'll go through every damn emotion under the sun (except lust... that one's reserved for Neversoft ). At times you'll regret it and other times you'll wonder why you didn't do it sooner.
ps.... your social life is now officially fucked. Welcome to the club.
quote:Originally posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter I just hope that the baby comes out healthy, that worries me the most.
...and, personally speaking, that didn't end for me until I saw that fat little bastard squeeze out the end of my missus in one perfect little piece. I was shitting a brick constantly until that single moment.... upon which I uttered the words "he's perfect".. unlike the smashed-up, bloody pulp that used to be my missus' vagina!
I think I even asked the doctor to put a few extra stitches in to "get it back to normal".
quote:Originally posted by Vampire ...and, personally speaking, that didn't end for me until I saw that fat little bastard squeeze out the end of my missus in one perfect little piece. I was shitting a brick constantly until that single moment.... upon which I uttered the words "he's perfect".. unlike the smashed-up, bloody pulp that used to be my missus' vagina!
I think I even asked the doctor to put a few extra stitches in to "get it back to normal".
quote:Originally posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter What am I in for!??!
Years of joy.
Seriously.
Yeah OK I'm not saying it's easy but until you have kids you have no idea what unconditional love means. I had my first kid when I was 19. I shit myself when I found out. I've got 4 now (only 1 was planned ). However I wouldn't change it one bit.
As the Vamp says your social life can get a bit fucked, I never really had one in my youth, but if you enjoy seeing your kids happy then you don't really mind. Well not for the first few years anyway.
^^^ Thank you. The girl has an appointment to see the doctor tomorrow, so hopefully all is well. I'm afraid that the baby might suffer birth defects (not caused by me!). For a couple reasons, but mainly because recently my girlfriend broke her pelvis and had an x-ray. She wasn't positive that she was pregnant at the time so when asked if she was she replied with a, "No.". They told her that the x-ray could do damage (i.e. cause birth defects). So I'm super nervous along with the girlfriend.
It would be highly unlikely that the radiation from a single Xray would cause any birth defects. Besides, who WOULDN'T want a 2 headed baby? Plus, some kind of mutation needs to occur to prevent the kid inherenting its fathers ugly so if I were you i'd be beating the shit out of my mrs in the hope of procuring more free xrays.
Last edited by David Cameron on 07-09-2008 at 07:17 AM
quote:Originally posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter my girlfriend broke her pelvis and had an x-ray. She wasn't positive that she was pregnant at the time
A real man would break her pelvis GETTING her pregnant
Either way, once that kid hits your life you won't know what hits you. You'll go through every damn emotion under the sun (except lust... that one's reserved for Neversoft ). At times you'll regret it and other times you'll wonder why you didn't do it sooner.
ps.... your social life is now officially fucked. Welcome to the club.
Amen to that. Mine is now nearly 6 months already! Sometimes you love them more than anything, sometimes you want to throw them under a bus.....but I wouldn't change a thing.
quote:Originally posted by fatfecker other peoples kids are rubbish but your own kids are great
Yeah... that's very true. Oh, it's my kid's 7th birthday on Wednesday.
:EDIT: ...fuck, fuck, fuck. No it's not... it's the missus' birthday then, the kid's is on the 7th August. I need to go and sort presents and a card out quickly.
07-07-2008 11:40 PM
). At times you'll regret it and other times you'll wonder why you didn't do it sooner.
I'm pretty excited, as well as nervous as one would expect. I just hope that the baby comes out healthy, that worries me the most.
). However I wouldn't change it one bit.
