Instead of ruining a good thread about cheating on a piss test, I decided to start this thread. I'm sure I'm not the only fat whale on this site, I know ManCandy is Orca fat, So here is a fat thread, I'm going to start it off with OSH's response to my comment.

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Originally posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter
I bet you think being morbidly obese is a disease.

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I was just giving you a hard time, but yeah, I know what you're saying.

I am in no way overweight, but I do find it somewhat hard to lose weight in my old age.

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Originally posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter
I was just giving you a hard time, but yeah, I know what you're saying.

I am in no way overweight, but I do find it somewhat hard to lose weight in my old age.

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Originally posted by parasiticgannon
I do workout, I just got done working out. I've

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Walking 30 seconds down the road to mcdonalds is'nt working out.

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Originally posted by bartleby
Walking 30 seconds down the road to mcdonalds is'nt working out.

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Naw, I rode the exercise bike for about 6 miles, and jogged a half mile. and drank a nice lovely glass of water afterwards.

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Originally posted by bartleby
Walking 30 seconds down the road to mcdonalds is'nt working out.

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"That's why I decided I won't get involved with a lazy chick, I'd rather have a skinnier chick that wants to work out, or just be active. "
try throwing up some more...
by the way ,u ever call my kid a bastard again ill skin u alive..slowly

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Originally posted by ZootedLooter
"That's why I decided I won't get involved with a lazy chick, I'd rather have a skinnier chick that wants to work out, or just be active. "
try throwing up some more...
by the way ,u ever call my kid a bastard again ill skin u alive..slowly

k.k

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Para, you just need to find out what food is good for you, people try the atkins diet and loads of others it works for some and not for others, there was a woman who lost 4 stone by eating mc donald's every day and didn't train, that was due to trapped nerve i think if i remember correct.

What makes me laugh is when the shop is around the corner but they decide to drive to the shop rather than walk to the shop, personally if i gotta go out close to where i live i take the dog for a walk, i even had a woman complain cause i took the dog into the shop and my response was well i'm not gonna leave him outside for someone to nick it, so i got her to get what i wanted from the shop when i waited outside, and i did this more than once
You may have a metabolism that don't burn off your body fat quick enough.
Myself i am around 15 stone 8 and 6ft 1 and keep myself in trim by boxing and working out dead lifting for strength rather than the build, cant do much with looking good but i can with strength specially for grappling etc

Don't give in and don't worry what others have to say, i'm sure they are just as insecure as you are maybe not with weight but i am sure with something, let's start on here and find there weaknesses, mine is women hence not with anyone and never married and am a selfish cnt

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yeah, a new diet.................


A "seefood" diet


hahahahahahaha

all jokes aside, when i was a teenager, I weighed over 98 kg

I had to do something

I was introduced to some leisure activities that helped me trim up..............

actually stop eating......

My stomach shrunk over the 3 year period of my addiction and has stayed that way to this day.

I say start spiking the meals/drinks you have until the the times between meals lengthen out to a respectable time. You will see results

It does work...........if you enjoy it.

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If im feeling bloated i stop eating for 2 or 3 days PERIOD

I just chew gum and drink juices

works for me , im 9st 8 BTW

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Originally posted by Darlowad v6.0b
If im feeling bloated i stop eating for 2 or 3 days PERIOD

I just chew gum and drink juices

works for me , im 9st 8 BTW

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135lb ish ??

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I know what works for me. I can usually eat whatever I want n moderation as long as I'm busting my ass with my workouts.

Yoshy what do you mean by spiking meals? I'm confused.

Well being a fat ass, it is rare If I don't eat at all during the day. I usually don't eat breakfast though, if I don't I don't eat breakfast food cause of the milk.

actually Yosh I can't do the Seafood diet, I get sick on a lot of foods. I know this is in my head, Once the food hits my mouth I start gagging, even foods I like. I don't get it. More anomalous behavier from me, lol.

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Calorie controlled diet + gym. Only thing that worked for me (though I've stopped and the belly is back).

If you walk a bit, even without loads of exercise, sticking under 2000 cals a day will make a normal size guy lose weight. (Recommended allowance is about 2500.) If you exercise regularly and you're serious about losing weight then take that down to 1700 cals a day and I (personally) will guarantee that you'll drop pounds in a healthy and sustainable way.

For me that meant literally buying packaged food and lots of fresh veg and fruit. Packaged food because you get the calorie count on there. I don't mean lots of artificial processed shit with loads of E numbers, but rather freshly prepared chicken with some sauce or other that was labelled as '600 calories per serving'. Then throw some fresh veg (favs of mine have become fresh leaf spinach - takes 3 mins to wilt in a frying pan (no oil!) - and loads of steamed broccolli/carrots/mangetout on the side) and fresh fruit in for dessert.

And for snacks I got cucumber/carrots/low cal breadsticks/spring onions and different low cal dips.

It's actually surprisingly easy to keep on top of it if you do some research. Eggs for example are between 100-140 cals each. 2 boiled eggs mixed with loads of salad leaves, onions, peppers, and a (little) topping/dressing of your choice makes a decent sized lunch that fills you up, is relatively cheap, and will be about 350 cals - if that doesn't bore the shit out of ya then eat that 5 times a day and you'll lose weight (though you'll probably fuck your body with cholesterol).

The exercise part was the hard bit for me. Used to be incredibly active when I was a kid (football + table tennis + squash every week), but once you stop for any period of time it's really hard to get back into it. Also social life involves/d a lot of pub/bar time...I got into the habit of following a pint of drink with a pint of lime + soda water - fag activity I know, but it halved the cals. (Eventually I got to the point where I could drink normally because the rest of my lifestyle (i.e. food + excercise) was good and going for a few a couple of times a week didn't do much damage.)

If you're serious para then good luck bud...or should that be 'blub'

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once again...i didnt post that...if you couldnt tell(i know how to quote).....i also deleted the attatchment cause its almost too revealing....but yeah thats the girl...she works out like she was training for an olympic event...shes also tougher than patton and can kick most of our asses

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once again...i didnt post that...if you couldnt tell(i know how to quote).....i also deleted the attatchment cause its almost too revealing....but yeah thats the girl...she works out like she was training for an olympic event...shes also tougher than patton and can kick most of our asses

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Originally posted by ZootedLooter
once again...i didnt post that...if you couldnt tell(i know how to quote).....i also deleted the attatchment cause its almost too revealing....but yeah thats the girl...she works out like she was training for an olympic event...shes also tougher than patton and can kick most of our asses

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So what your saying is your girl is keeping tabs on you? Good job at being a man. So I wonder who wears the pants in your family? LOL. J/K Does she spank you if you get out of line?

don't worry I saved the pic to my pc, lol.


Nah, this thread wasn't supposed to be support Para thread, lol. I do like the encouragement though.

I just wanted to address the question about obesity being a disease. I'm sure if you ask ManCandy his being fat isn't his fault

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Originally posted by Neversoft
I've seen pics of her before, if ever she wants her furrows ploughing by a smooth-talking, well hung Brit with good teeth... PM me :P

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Do you actually know such a man then

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i run the house in my family para...i gave the girl an option...if she ever wants to wear the pants we can clear out a room and lay a pair in the middle....we ll close the door behind us and whoever comes out wearing em wins

she just comes in here to fuck with you tards

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