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What do YOU think chips smell of?
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Butterscotch 0 0%
Onions 0 0%
Ironing Boards 2 10.53%
Vinegar 2 10.53%
Chips, you dick 15 78.95%
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Neversoft
May 2002


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Scientists are fucking with my chips!

Now, many of you are well aware of that Great British delicacy "Fish and Chips". Well, presumably because they couldn't think of anything else to spunk a research grant on, some cocksnugglers at Leeds University have been analysing the smell of fish and chips to identify the smell and appeal of them...

... It turns out it's a combination of butterscotch, onion and ironing boards (the stupid cunts!)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/...ire/7878629.stm

So, what do YOU reckon chips smell of? Personally I'm going with vinegar!

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Jingofin
Nov 2005


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They smell of chips...Unless you put vinegar on them, in which case they smell of vinegar, because the smell of vinegar overpowers the smell of chips because you put vinegar on them, thats why they smell of vinegar because vinegar is on them and vinegar is what you can smell. I like chips with vinegar on them so I often smell chips with vinegar on them because I put vinegar on them.

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Neversoft
May 2002


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But... Do you like vinegar on your chips?

I often think of Fish n Chips as a Brit thing (not that I think of em too often), do Yanks, Aussies, Canucks and wherever else you bastards come from enjoy the pleasure of em?

Note, I'm talking about proper chunky chips not fucking fries, which are an abomination

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danimal39
Jul 2004


weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Actually they can come thick or thin here,the common condiment here is ketchup,but I like mine like the dutch ,with mayonnaise,never tried them with vinegar ,will give it a shot.

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Bit_Confused
Jun 2006


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Could not live without the chippy -- run by a glasga girl

All be it - I'm a Geordie Transplant.


Some skimp here and go with regular fries but the real ones serve proper chips.

Fat and some still with the skins on.


Scousers like vinegar


Gravy FTW

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Oct 2007


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Never tried chips with vinegar WTF :e

Read that story in the metro 2day
what a crock of shit

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Linnets
Jul 2005


Down the road - muppet.

I went for "Chips, you dick" you dick. Of course they smell of chips - THEY ARE FUCKING CHIPS! I really hope that wasn't taxpayers money that blown on that "research".

I don't like fish, so its sausage or pie and chips for me. And yes, I put vinegar on my chips regardless of whether I have sausage or pie. I also put vinegar on my sausage or pie. I don't eat mushy peas. I will eat curry sauce occasionally. Tomato ketchup on chips, ketchup AND mayonnaise on fries, which I'm cosmopolitain enough not to dismiss out of hand.

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Neversoft
May 2002


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NO FUCKING VINEGAR?? I suppose some folks don't like vinegar but otherwise it should be illegal to eat chips without it *shudders* some of you folks are freaks


To my shame, I had a smell of my ironing board when I got home from work... I detected NO "essence of chips"

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olskoolfife
Mar 2005


HERE IN THE DAFT HOURS !

I don't hate vinegar on chips but I never choose to have it.

I always get funny looks of the staff when they ask me If I want salt n sauce and I just grab the salt from them and put it on myself.

Chip shop staff are cunts and always put too much on.
Mind you I'd probably do the same.


Chips smell of chips for the record.

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Jun 2006


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I had a smell of my ironing board when I got home from work... I detected NO "essence of chips" [/B]



Rub some butterscotch on it.

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Jan 2009


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I'm assuming they were seriously trying to work out what fish with chips smell like by comparing them to... what something else smells like?

Fucking retards. Butterscotch? Onions?

Am I being a spacker or would they only smell of butterscotch and onions if that's what they were actually made of? I guess I don't understand the science of it. The appeal of chips is in the fact they taste nice, not because they smell like your ironing board.

Chips smell like potatoes, which for me smell like mud. So... er, mud and lard? And fish?

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aWe
Aug 2003


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My Parents were originally from the U.K./N.I. and i lived there for a while so i like my fish n' chips. Personally i love them with malt viniger, tartar sauce, you know, the usual.

P.s. being on the pacific coast of canada, we do get some damn good fresh fishy chips.

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May 2008


You know i want it

Chips smell like the oil they're cooked in.

Chips for oil and oil for chips. And who the fuck said they've never had vinegar on niggers lips!!!! it's an abomination i tell ya!!

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May 2005


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Around here, chips smell (and taste) like an ironing board. That's because they've been reheated under a grill after being left over from a previous session.

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Dec 2005


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Chips without vinegar ,bit like alcohol free lager.

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Jan 2005


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Chips without vinegar ,bit like alcohol free lager.

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Nov 2005


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Fish and Chips deep fried is probably the second best British dish, after a Sunday Roast.

Fish and Chips with Mushy Peas, is there any other country in the world besides England where you can buy that? If so, I am yet to visit it. Just chips doused in salt and vinegar are tasty as fuck, just thinking about it makes me want some.

I love the chippy in the same way I love my Sister, they're both fucking fantastic but I haven't visited for months. I may have to stop by some time this week.(The chippy)

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May 2002


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quote:
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I love the chippy in the same way I love my Sister, they're both fucking fantastic but I haven't visited for months. I may have to stop by some time this week.(The chippy)
I'll be stopping by your sisters place tomorrow and to be honest she smells more like fish n chips than an ironing board does

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Jun 2006


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...is there any other country in the world besides England where you can buy that?



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Great Mushy Peas

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Fish and Chips deep fried is probably the second best British dish, after a Sunday Roast.



Sunday roast now your talking , roast chicken ,roast tatties,yorkshire pud,pigs in blankets,broccoli (cooked in chicken stock...use the stock after for the gravy) peas and runner beans covered in nice thick onion gravy......Lovely.
Why do northern people put gravy on fish and chips, seen this done in Blackpool bunch of retards.

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