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madd
Nov 2008


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jade goody jokes!

whats the best youve heard.
mine has to be

Jade Goody has always been a wannabee, first she shaved her head to be more like Britney Spears, and now gettin cancer to be more like Kylie Minogue.

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Darlowad
Oct 2007


Gade joodey

I see jade and jack tied the knot..................................

.pfft i give it a month

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HoldDaSalad
Nov 2002


aka parasiticgannon

Nuff said

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Avenue_1
Apr 2008


Need Bummed?

Jade Goody has just signed a new contract to appear on Most Haunted, sometime in April

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Dutch
Jan 2008


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Bought a Jade Goody calendar but ffs it only goes up to April

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Fuckmonkey
Jan 2009


Will bottom for marmosets

Turned up on Sickipedia today:

What's the difference between cancer and a goat?

Jade Goody can't milk a goat.

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stickywicket
May 2006


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It's not a joke but you have to admit it's pretty funny that she caused a storm with racist remarks last year - this year, she's a skinhead.

Also, her husband should think himself lucky. He's getting his money-worth out of that new suit.

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David Cameron
Nov 2005


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What will Jade Goody be doing for Christmas?

Babysitting for David Cameron.

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Neversoft
May 2002


Admin?

What do you call Jade Goody in a wedding dress?

A shuttlecock.

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yoshy
Jun 2007

lol

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Mother
Aug 2003


Bitter, miserable twat.

quote:
... we just want her out of our newspapers and off our TV screens...

Yes.

And please can Paris Hilton and Katie Price be next.

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Jan 2009


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Yes.

And please can Paris Hilton and Katie Price be next.


Can we hold off on Paris until the Repo Genetic Opera trilogy is finished

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HoldDaSalad
Nov 2002


aka parasiticgannon

quote:
Originally posted by Mother
Yes.

And please can Paris Hilton and Katie Price be next.
Who's Katie price?

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Jan 2009


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quote:
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Who's Katie price?


You may know of her as Jordan, or Tits on Legs.

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Bit_Confused
Jun 2006


MMM Bacon

Para's American.

They don't know other people or countries exist.

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Jan 2009


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I figured she must have been on The View once or twice

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HoldDaSalad
Nov 2002


aka parasiticgannon

quote:
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I figured she must have been on The View once or twice
Nope, and I don't think she's all that attractive from that picture. She looks fake.

Now I do think Sarah Alexander is smoking hot. At least she was in Coupling, and also that chick that plays Dawn in The Office.

::EDIT:: mmmmmm Lucy Davis mmmmmm

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Bit_Confused
Jun 2006


MMM Bacon

dawn.......The office..?? You mean Pam..?? I got a Bit_confused when I read it....had to check.


Steve Carell ... Michael Scott

Rainn Wilson ... Dwight Schrute

John Krasinski ... Jim Halpert

Jenna Fischer ... Pam Beesly

B.J. Novak ... Ryan Howard

Larry Wilmore ... Mr. Brown

Leslie David Baker ... Stanley Hudson

Brian Baumgartner ... Kevin Malone

Kate Flannery ... Meredith Palmer

Mindy Kaling ... Kelly Kapoor
Paul Lieberstein ... Toby Flenderson

Angela Kinsey ... Angela Martin

Oscar Nuñez ... Oscar Martinez
Phyllis Smith ... Phyllis Lapin

Creed Bratton ... Creed Bratton (uncredited)

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Nov 2002


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quote:
Originally posted by Bit_Confused
dawn.......The office..?? You mean Pam..?? I got a Bit_confused when I read it....had to check.


Steve Carell ... Michael Scott

Rainn Wilson ... Dwight Schrute

John Krasinski ... Jim Halpert

Jenna Fischer ... Pam Beesly

B.J. Novak ... Ryan Howard

Larry Wilmore ... Mr. Brown

Leslie David Baker ... Stanley Hudson

Brian Baumgartner ... Kevin Malone

Kate Flannery ... Meredith Palmer

Mindy Kaling ... Kelly Kapoor
Paul Lieberstein ... Toby Flenderson

Angela Kinsey ... Angela Martin

Oscar Nuñez ... Oscar Martinez
Phyllis Smith ... Phyllis Lapin

Creed Bratton ... Creed Bratton (uncredited)
Never seen the American version

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Bit_Confused
Jun 2006


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quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon
Never seen the American version



Good point....I am an ass. I am so brainwashed by the US version I blanked.

And I clearly assumed your American ass was also.


/leaves in shame

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