A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in prison. Wtf ? He doesn't have his own vacuum at home ?
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quote:Originally posted by bartleby A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in prison. Wtf ? He doesn't have his own vacuum at home ? Gotta be one of Candymans relatives.
quote:Originally posted by bartleby A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in prison. Wtf ? He doesn't have his own vacuum at home ?
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quote:Originally posted by HoldDaSalad Gotta be one of Candymans relatives. Or one of my friends who hasn't had any since April of last year.
quote:Originally posted by HoldDaSalad Gotta be one of Candymans relatives.
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April last year? Shit, that's almost a whole year Para, has your Hymen grown back?
quote:Originally posted by The CandyMan Or one of my friends who hasn't had any since April of last year. Your the twat from Michigan.
quote:Originally posted by The CandyMan Or one of my friends who hasn't had any since April of last year.
quote:Originally posted by Jingofin April last year? Shit, that's almost a whole year Para, has your Hymen grown back? Lol how do you know it's para? Oh wait....
quote:Originally posted by Jingofin April last year? Shit, that's almost a whole year Para, has your Hymen grown back?
I thought it was N$ when i read the header since he hasn't been on all week
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I've been fighting for the Taliban all week, no time for Vacusex! I don't get it, those vacuum nozzles are quite sharp and way too abrasive to fuck, erm, apparently.
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quote:Originally posted by The CandyMan Lol how do you know it's para? Oh wait.... just an educated guess, was I right? Oh wait......
quote:Originally posted by The CandyMan Lol how do you know it's para? Oh wait....
quote:Originally posted by Neversoft I've been fighting for the Taliban all week, no time for Vacusex! I don't get it, those vacuum nozzles are quite sharp and way too abrasive to fuck, erm, apparently. i WAS gonna say 'lol Apparenly' my ass. but then i thourt better not eh.
quote:Originally posted by Neversoft I've been fighting for the Taliban all week, no time for Vacusex! I don't get it, those vacuum nozzles are quite sharp and way too abrasive to fuck, erm, apparently.
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